Betty Pearl's Sissy Stories 20.1
Menu => Active Sissy Stories => Topic started by: sissyboy1212 on April 01, 2024, 09:02:50 AM
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This is not really a story but more a little flight of fancy. I've always loved "The Sound of Music" and "My Favorite Things" is one of the most iconic songs in the movie.
I can't be the only one here who has heard the line "Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes" and then mentally replaced the "girls" with "boys."
So, with profuse apologies to Dame Julie Andrews for butchering her beloved lyrics, I thought it would be fun to imagine what the whole song might be like if it catered to the audience here.
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(To be sung to the tune of My Favorite Things)
(1)
A boy smelling roses and cuddling kittens
Or in the snow wearing puffy pink mittens
Then tea with his dollies until his heart sings
These are a few of my favorite things
(2)
Lads with their hair done in curls by the oodles
Tied back with ribbons like little French poodles
Or dressed as fairies with glittery wings
These are a few of my favorite things
(3)
Boys in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Hints of mascara on pretty eyelashes
Pretending to be regal queens but not kings
These are a few of my favorite things
(Chorus)
When the dog bites, when the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
(4)
A boy wearing white tights and soft ballet slippers
A fluffy pink tutu that rustles and whispers
See how his sparkly leotard clings
These are a few of my favorite things
(5)
A sensitive lad who is slender and smallish
Doesn’t like sports but adores his nail polish
Oh see the joy that his lovely frock brings
These are a few of my favorite things
(6)
Boys sweetly turned out in nice party dresses
Hairbows adorably pinned in their tresses
Twirling and bouncing as if they’re on springs
These are a few of my favorite things
[Alternate Chorus]
When my mate laughs, when his joke stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
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So cute. Very well done.
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Thank you! 😘 I thought it was a fun idea and hope people enjoyed it.
Several other cute snippets and phrases rhyming with "things" didn't make the final cut such as:
… dainty gold rings
… heart-shaped earrings
… satiny strings
But I wanted to keep it to six verses like the original. (The original actually has just three verses but they are repeated.)
Sadly, this verse didn't make it either, but I think it's a sweet picture:
A boy in a toy store in black Mary Janes
Entranced by the dolls and ignoring the trains
The frilly creations tug at his heart strings
These are a few of my favorite things
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Forgot to mention earlier, but this post was intended to be in honor of the International Transgender Day of Visibility (3/31/24)
I'm not trans myself, but I am an ally and support you ladies (and men)!
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That's a really nice idea and well-executed. We should have more adapted lyrics and poems on here. x
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I love this so much!
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Andlat and Sandra B.,
I am very happy that such stalwarts of these boards as you appreciated it. I personally got more satisfaction writing it than anything else I’ve written lately. Once I got going it practically wrote itself. I kept imagining Julie Andrews singing these lyrics and her visual acting that might go along with it… it just made me smile.
I was happy with the way it turned out. I was trying to keep as many of the original sounds as possible. I think my favorite line is the one about “French poodles” lol. I think it’s just such an adorable image. “Poodles” was an unexpectedly cute rhyme with the original “strudels.”
And Sandra B., to your comment, if I think of another song or poem adaptation that seems like a good fit, I will definitely try and and work with it.
Hugs and happy spring!
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Sissyboy1212. That was cute. You did a fantastic jobe and I think Dame Julie Andrews would approve. In regards to the Transgender Day of Visibility, with it coming on Easter Sunday, it has caused a lot of backlash.