Betty Pearl's Sissy Stories 20.1
Sissy Story Archives (older stories) => Pre-2011 Sissy Stories => Topic started by: newbaby on May 20, 2007, 09:07:02 AM
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This is NOT a newbaby original, but hope you enjoy.
Three Little Pigs
(Italian Style)
Once upon a time there were three little pigs, the Straw pig, the Stick pig and the Brick pig.
One day this nasty old Wolf came up to the Straw pig’s house and said ‘I’m gonna huff and puff and blow your house down’. And he did!!!
So the Straw pig went running over to Stick pig’s house and said ‘please let me in, the Wolf just blew my house down’. So the Stick pig let the Straw pig in.
Just then the Wolf showed up and said ‘I’m gonna huff and puff and blow your house down’. And he did!!!
Soo, the Straw pig and the Stick pig went running over to Brick pig’s house and said ‘let us in, let us in the big bad Wolf just blew out houses down’.
So the Brick pig let them in just as the Wolf showed up and said ‘I’m gonna huff and puff and blow your house down’. The Straw pig and the Stick pig were so scared! But Brick pig picked up the telephone and made a call.
A few minutes passed and a big black Caddy pulls up.
Out step two massive pigs in pin striped suits and Fedora hats. These pigs come over to the Wolf, grab him by the neck and beat the living shit out of him, and then one pulled out a gun, stuck it in Wolf’s mouth and fired killing the Wolf. Then tied cement blocks around his feet, threw his sorry ass into the creek, got back into their Caddy and drove off.
The Straw Pig and the Stick pig were amazed!!! ‘Who the hell were those guy’s?’ they asked.
Brick pig replied ‘those were my cousins…….the Guinea Pigs.