Billykins

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Hooray!   Summertime!  Billykins off on his hols!  Six weeks with Auntie Vi.  Auntie Vi love Billykins.  Billykins love Auntie Vi.  Auntie Vi find Billykins when no-one else knew!  She say, “You my fav’rite little boy!  Come stay with me whenever!”  Mummy say, “Auntie Vi so clever!  You like Auntie Vi look after you all summer?  Good funs, little Billykins!”  So I go.

Mummy put me in best clothes.  Big nappy for journey.  Best rompers.  Give me big bottle, nice and warm, pink rattle, dum-dums, Sara Bear.  Pack big bag.  Put me in biggest pram.  She push me along street.  Say hello many peoples.  Mummy has lots friends.  Friends like me very much.  Deborah pinch my cheek, tickle my tummy.  Pat give me big kisses, say “have a nice time at Vi’s, darling”.  Nadia blow raspberry on my face, tickle my toes!  Say, “Sorry I not see you till autumn.  Be good boy for Auntie Vi.”

Train goes fast, fast.  I sleep.  Soon we at station, and, yes!  Auntie waiting there for us.  Lots of kiss kiss, cuddle and hug.  Walk to house.  Mummy and Auntie chatter chatter all way.  I excited.  Do a big wee in my nappy.  Auntie Vi say, “Already?  Lucky I have mat and everything ready for Billykins.”

Arrive at house.  Go in.  Auntie say, “I have big surprise for Billykins.  Come with me.  She left me out of pram, and I walk all by myself (holding hand) into old junk room.  But junk room no more!!  Pretty pink walls, blue curtains, big, big playpen, bed with yellow sheets, pillow!  Billykins gasp.
“For you, little Billykins-Babykins!” say Auntie Vi. “And look.  Nice changing table.  Nice soft plastic mat, shelf with all stuff.  Shall we try?”  “Yes, please,” I say.  Mummy comes to help.  Off with rompers, off with wet nappy.  Mummy wipe wipe.  Auntie put on cream.  Hands so soft, cream cold, slippery.  Billykins like.  Auntie use lots of cream.  Billykins feel dizzy.  Mummy say, “he certainly like you, Vi.”  Then powder, smell so nice, all like roses in Auntie Vi’s garden.  Then new nappy.  Terry Square.  Once I think Terry Square Mummy’s friend!  Now I know.

Lunch.  Mummy and Auntie have salad things and wine in tall glasses.  Laugh and laugh.  Baby Billykins have mashed vegetables and juice.  Yum.  And then ice-cream.  Special treat, says Auntie Vi.  Then all into garden.  Mummy and Auntie sit in deckchairs, talk talk all afternoon.  Billykins crawl on grass, all over garden.  All sorts of things to see.  Tiny animals in grass.  Billykins says hello, but animals run away.  Billykins sad.  Then voice from fence, “Hello Billykins!  Vivien said you’d be back.  Can we play again this summer?”  It Sally my friend.  She grow since last summer.  Auntie comes over.  “Hello Sally.  Told you Billykins would be back.  Come and play whenever you like.  You know he loves you a lot.”  “Sally!  I have new room all for myself!  Pretty colours.  We can play there if you like!”  Sally say, “Yes, I saw.  Vivien showed me.  I’d like to, Billykins.  And the week after next it’s my birthday.  I’ll be ten.  Please come to my party, like last year.  My friends are all looking forward to seeing you again.”  “Yes, yes, please, if I may, Auntie,” I cry.
“Of course, darling,” she say.  “We’ll find you a nice party outfit to wear, shall we?”

Sally has to go in, so I say goodbye.  Then Mummy has to leave to catch her train.  She’ll come back in a week or two to visit.  Cuddles and kisses,  Billykins sad for a while, but Mummy say, “Don’t be sad Billykins.  Mummy love you.  Mummy think of you all time.  Auntie Vi look after you just like Mummy.”  Then she go.  Billykins tired.  Auntie Vi take Billykins into very own room.  Undress, special nappy, into bed.  Sheets nice – slippery and stretchy with funny smell.  Nice smell.  Billykins like.  Billykins sleepy.  Cuddle Sara Bear.  Sleep and dreams of parties, jellies, and ice-cream. 

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Woke up sleepy.  Auntie Vi pull down bedclothes, say “Uh-oh.  Billykins very wet this morning.  So wet, nappy has leaked.  Oh dear.  Lucky I put rubber sheets on bed.  Now, dear, let Sara Bear go for a moment and I’ll change you.”  She lift me out.  “Oh, so heavy.  I think we need put Billykins on a diet!”

Put me on mat, off with wet one, wipes, cream – I like cream from Auntie Vi.  She say “whoops, what this?  Stay down, please!”  Then powder and new nice dry nappy, new plastic pants, vest, socks and shoes.  Auntie Vi say “there, sorted!”  but then I need to poo.  I big boy now.  Do poos in toilet.  (“Thank goodness for that,” she say.).  So off with pants, off with nappy, go to toilet, more wipes, and Auntie puts them on again.  Then breakfast in my high chair with warm milk in my bottle, yum.  Auntie Vi has shopping to do, yippee!, so put on my coat and sunhat and into my buggy to wait for her to be ready.  Auntie give me new pacifier, blue one, taste of fruit.  Soon we out along road, nice trees, lots people, everyone look at me and smile.  Auntie meets her friend.  Friend say, “Ooh, Billykins back!  Hello, Billykins!  How my big boy?  Very cute, Vi, love those big pink plastic pants.  Big boy at college yet?  Next year?  Clever boy!”  Friend tickle me until I want to wee.  Stop it please!  Just in time.  “He love his dummy, don’t he,” Friend say.  “Bring him round soon.  Such fun!  Remember last year?”  Auntie smile.  “He was naughty, weren’t you Billykins?  Had to spank you in front of all those ladies.”  Billykins remembers.  Billykins frowns.  “Oh, come on,” says Friend, “don’t be grumpy.  Auntie Vi spanked you very softly, just so we could see your cute little botty!”  Laugh laugh.  Huh.  Make fun of Billykins.  No like.

“I think we go to maul,” says Auntie Vi.  Maul is nice.  Lots of shops.  Other babies, but none big as me.  Inside maul, all the shops are pretty, sparkly.  Sometimes I want jump out of my buggy, but Auntie say no, must wait.  Lots of people.  Everyone stare at me, children point.  I like.  They think Billykins special.  We go to shop full of clothes for ladies.  Auntie likes clothes.  Doesn’t talk to me for ages.  Just looking, looking, picking.  Then say, “Billykins, I need to go change.”  What?  Auntie wet her nappy?  “I need to try these on.  I leave you with assistant girl.”  Billykins not mind.  Assistant girl pretty, and make big fuss of me.  “You’re a big one,” she says, “can you walk yet?” Billykins too shy to speak, but nod nod. She plays game with my pacifier, pulling out and popping back, till I giggle and can’t stop.  Then she tickle up my legs right up to my panties.  Billykins wriggle and bounce.  Nice feelings.  Then she let me bite her finger and say “ooh, you’ve got all your teeth, darling!  So have I!” And bite my nose, but not to hurt.  Assistant girl has nice smell and red lips.  I look at her and cheeks get hot.  “Why so serious?” she say.  “What big brown eyes.  You’re so cute.  Look, your mummy’s coming back.  Come see me again, please.”

Auntie is back.  “I’m his aunt, actually,” she say.  “I’m looking after him for the summer.”  “Assistant girl say, “he must be handful!” and both laugh laugh.  Auntie buys her clothes, and we go.  Assistant girl waves all the way out.  We go on.  I see toy shop.  I make wanting sound, like a train whistle.  Auntie know what that mean.  We go in.  There are all sorts of toys.  Auntie let me get out and play with ball.  Then I see bears, and suddenly I remember I have left Sara Bear at home.  Cry cry.  So Auntie asks if I can go in ball play area with other kids and lady says yes if I can fit through door.  But I can.  It is fun, and no more cry cry.  Girl ask me how old I am, and I don’t know.  Babies don’t know how old they are.  She say, “you are big baby boy, what is name?” I tell her “Billykins” and she laugh.  She go onto slide but I too big.  But as she slide, she scream “Billykins!  Billykins! Till her mummy come and tell her off for being noisy.  Then time to go.  Wave goodbyebye.  Billykins put in pacifier.  Sleep.  Then we home.  Auntie Vi lift out Billykins, put on mat.  New nappy, on with soft onesie with bears and honey.  Where Sara?  Here, baby.  I cuddle.  Auntie Vi sit down, put Billykins on lap, give Billykins warm milk from bottle.  He bites, milk comes fast, Auntie say, “No, silly.  Drink slow!  You will be sick!”  I drink more slow.  Auntie cuddles Billykins.  Billykins cuddles Sara.  Comfy.  Do another big wee.  Auntie say, “you little rascal!  Do you like being changed?”  Thinks, yes, please.

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Very exciting day.  Auntie Vi friends come to see.  Auntie Vi say, “come to see my little Billykins!”  Billykins shy.  Ladies arrive.  Three.  I think called Linsey, Fillipper, Sooz.  Billykins in playpen.  All come and tickle.  Billykins wriggle and wriggle and scream, but they not stop till he do big wee.  Then all laugh.  Billykins sad.  No want big wee in front of friends.  Sooz say, “how old now”, and Auntie Vi say “eighteen.  Big boy now.  Would believe it?”  Sooz say, “eighteen months I would believe,” and all laugh again.  Fillipper say,” are you eighteen months, babykins?  Why you bigger than me, then?  Mummy bin feedin you good!”  Then Linsey an Sooz lift me out playpen, put me on special plastic mat Auntie Vi bought me.  More tickles, then unbutton rompers and pull down nappy.  All stare and giggle.  Not like.  Sooz say, “my, my, that big one!”  Linsey say, “an getting bigger by second!”  Fillipper say, “it need attentions.”  She wipe me.  Wipes nice, cool, all over.  Billykins’ willy get big.  Cannot stop.  Billykins embarrassed.  But Sooz say, “no mind, Billykins. We deal with it.”  And then on with cream.  Lovely cool.  Lots of cream, all over.  Friends take turns to put on cream.  One put on cream, others stroke face.  Linsey put lots cream on willy, squeeze an pull, but not hard.  Others look on.  Auntie Vi say, “you good milker, Linsey.”  Linsey say, “I used work on farm.”  All laugh.  Billykins not understand.  Billykins feel funny.  Want to say stop Linsey, but can’t, cos all sort of buzzy inside.  More and more buzzy, till suddenly very big buzzy feeling an see lots stars an flashing lights, an milky spurts from willy all warm on tummy, an all cry “oh, oh, clever boy!”  Billykins out of breath.  Fillipper say, “good job, Lin.  My turn next.”  Billykins want sleep now, but after milk from bottle  Filliper Linsey change places and start all over again.  Everyone have go, and only after Billykins sleeps.
When wake up, Auntie Vi say, “Billykins come to park for picnic?”  Yes please.  Billykins very excited.  Ladies put on coats, dress Billykins in fresh nappy, best romper, blue with bears, blue sun hat, blue socks, help lift Billykins into special buggy, give him bag to hold, give pacifier on elastic, Sara Bear, and set off.  Park busy.  Everyone stare at Billykins.  Find nice shady place, and Auntie lay big cloth on ground.  Billykins climb out buggy.  Nice lady comes over, say “my. my, he’s pretty one.   Is he bottle fed or breast fed?”  Auntie Vi say, “I not his mummy, so I bottle feed at moment.”  Lady say. “I have too much milk, if he get hungry.”  Auntie Vi say, “how kind.  Would you like that, Billykins?  Breast milk from nice lady?”  Billykins look at nice lady.  Pretty lady, with nice milkers inside blouse.  Billykins nod, nod.  Lady say, “maybe he like some now.  See how full!”  Auntie Vi say, “that would be nice.  He look hungry again, anyway.”  So Lady sits against tree, take Billykins on lap, unbutton blouse, pull up holder thing and give Billykins milker teat to suc-k.  Milk so nice!  Much nicer than bottle milk!  Billykins feed and feed, first one side then other, till cannot drink any more  So much milk makes Billykins want to sleep.  Lady say, “thank you, Billykins.  I feel much better now.”  Lady name Lettisher.  Auntie Vi say, “you should come round, dear, whenever you need to.  Billykins will be happy.”
Afterwards Friends eat picnic.  Billykins too full for anything but mashed pear.  Fall asleep, and only wake when in bumpy buggy going home.  Very wet nappy.  Sooz say, never mind, we take care of that when we get home.  Rub hands together and laugh.  All laugh.  Billykins not like.

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Billykins not see nice Auntie Vi friends for days.  Then after supper time one day in come Fillipper.  Auntie Vi say, “Billykins about to have his bath.  Fillipper help?”  Fillipper say, “nothing I like more.  Fillipper take off all Billykins’ clothes, help lift in nice warm water.  Billykins happy.  Billykins splash, till Fillipper say, “hey, you make me all wet!  Stop please!”  Billykins pretend to stop, then when Filliper come close, make big big splash with arms.  Filliper angry.  “Naughty Billykins!  Now I have punish you.”  So she dry me in lovely warm towel, then take into living room and put Billykins across lap!  Billykins frightened.  “No spank, Fillipper!  Billykins sorry!”  Fillipper say, “too late, monkey,” and spank Billykins on bottom till red and stingy.  Billykins cry.  Then say, “never mind, silly.  I put more cold creams on botty.  You like creams, darling.”   Put cream from fridge on botty.  Cold cold…but nice.  Billykins’ willy get big, slide down between Fillipper legs.  She grip with knees so Billykins not move.  Billykins struggle.  Fillipper say, “that just make it worse, Billykins”.  But Billykins like.  Fillipper wear nice smooth stockings.  All slippery.  Billykins keep moving, bumping up mand down, till Fillipper say, “that enough.  I don’t want your stuff all over me.  I fix you.”  She get up, push me onto sofa.  Say “he need special, Vi.” Auntie Vi say, “you naughty Fillipper.  I tell the girls of you.”  “Tell ‘em,” say Fillipper.  “Here, take a photo of this.”  Then she kneel down, give Billykins soft kisses on tummy, say “time for Billykins give back some of that milk,” and put Billykins’ willy in mouth.  Warm in mouth.  Nicest feeling ever.  Fillipper tongue tickle Billykins for long time.  Auntie Vi take photos and say, “you know I sending these to the others?”  Fillipper say, “mmm,” but not stop.  Billykins wriggle wriggle, more and more nice feeling.  Want it end.  End is best bit.  Finally, end.  Billykins thrash about.  Fillipper keep in mouth till all done.  Auntie Vi say, “Fillipper expert.  Not drop spilled.”  Billykins tired then.  Auntie Vi put over blanket, Sara Bear, and sleep.  Billykins hear Auntie Vi say, “they jealous.   Come tomorrow and show you how it done!”

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So holiday go on.  Ladies come and look after Billykins every day.  Do lots of nice things with Billykins.  Can’t remember all things.  Sometimes two, three at once.  Soon holiday ending.  Billykins tired, but ladies also tired.  Auntie Vi say, “it like little jack in box!”  Billykins not know why Jack in box.  Should be let out.  On Saturday, Mummy come to collect, say, “Billykins have nice time at Auntie Vi’s?”  Billykins nod, nod.  Not want go back.  But kisses and hugs, then go.  Auntie Vi sad, waving, waving.  Billykins sad.  Ladies sad.  Say “come back soon, Billykins!”  Yes, I come back soon.
Billykins back in college.  Billykins meet up with Mikeboy and Lingirl.  They tell about holidays.  Lingirl say Billykins, “what did you do, William.  Not back at your aunt’s again, surely?”  Billykins say, “well as a matter of fact, Lynn, I was.  It was a little boring, of course.  But she likes to have me over for the summer.  I meet all her friends.  We play games and stuff.  You should come meet her sometime.  She’s quite cool, really.”  Lingirl look at me sideways.  Mikeboy laugh.  They not understand Billykins.

The End