So Tom/Fifi had to continuously scamper up and down the stairs between the kitchen and the dining room, mincing across to the table and trying not to bend over too much while laying plates in front of the guests. He tried to move as close to the table as possible so as to minimize the bending but that put him in easier reach. While placing a plate in front of one of the ladies he felt the frills on his knickers being tugged by her husband. âOoh la la! Monsieur!â He slapped at the manâs hand and everyone laughed.
Tom flounced off to fetch the next tray of plates. To avoid more groping he had to stand a little further back from the table but that meant he had to bend over more and probably show more frilly knickers.
Finally all the plates were delivered. âFifi, would you top up the wine glasses please?â Lady Upton ordered. âOui Madameâ, Tom curtsied and minced his way around the table bending in to fill up the glasses. Some of the men couldnât take their eyes off the bulge of his large boobs as he leant in.
âLady Upton, how long is it since your husband passed?â one of the ladies asked. âTen years now. Fifi?â âOui Madame?â Tom curtsied. âWould you fetch his photograph off the shelf there please?â âOui Madameâ. Tom curtsied and minced over to the shelves. The photo was on the third shelf up. He knew what was going to happen when he reached up for it. He found himself hoping that the seams on his fishnet stockings were still straight as he knew all eyes would be on him.
He reached up and his dress inevitably rode up too and he heard sniggering from the table, interrupted by a slapping sound. Tom minced over with the photograph and handed it to Lady Upton before resuming his round with the wine while the photo was passed around.
âThank you dear, would you put it back?â Tom winced but curtsied âOui Madameâ and took a deep breath as he reached up to put the photo back.
He was kept on his feet all evening bringing plates back to the kitchen and returning with the next course, topping up the glasses etc. Maura in the kitchen was amused that he continued to mince around there even though there was little chance of guests being around. Lady Upton had trained him well!
He tried to follow the plot of the murder mystery that they were playing out but as he was only in the room half the time he missed a lot of the conversation. The guests mercifully retired to their rooms before midnight, all no doubt wondering if there would be a âmurdererâ creeping around in the night.
Lady Upton addressed Tom before retiring herself. âFifi! The guests will probably have a nice lie in on Sunday morning. Usually they donât come down for breakfast before 9am. âOui Madameâ Tom curtsied, as she was still addressing him as the maid.
âBut we have lots to do of course. You will bring my breakfast to my room at 7am.â âOui Madameâ Tom automatically curtsied but was wondering what time he needed to be up at to get dressed and do his make-up to serve her at 7am! âI will of course inspect your uniform and make-up at that time. I expect it to be tip-top!â âOui Madamâ, Tom curtsied nervously.
He scampered all the way up to the maidâs room in the attic and breathed a sigh of relief as he realized he could finally stop mincing around and kick his high heels off. It took several minutes for his feet to return to their normal shape.
He was similarly relieved to offload the weight of his boobs, remove the wig, peel off his false-eyelashes and wipe off the make-up. He opened the overnight bag and wasnât surprised to see a pink nightie with matching panties staring out at him. He could practically hear Ann tittering. There was no way he was wearing those. He didnât need to anyway. He could sleep commando.
Then he remembered that the bathroom was down on the guest floor and he still had to go to the toilet and brush his teeth. With a sigh he pulled the pink nightie on and stepped into the pink panties. He hastily pulled the wig on again and tiptoed down the stairs. He tugged the short hem of his nightie as he scampered as quietly as possible along the corridor and into the bathroom.
As he returned he heard a door open. He scampered up the stairs to his room as fast as possible. Entering the door he glimpsed a face looking up the stairs. Whoever it was they must have seen up his short nightie from there.
He quickly set the alarm for 5.30 and collapsed on the bed, desperate for as much sleep as he could get. He dozed off and then awoke suddenly realizing that he hadnât removed his pink nightie and panties in his haste. He was afraid that if he had to get up and remove them now it would wake him up and he desperately needed sleep. He curled up in his pink nightie and nodded off again.
Being inexperienced at make-up, he was only just about ready by 7pm. He stood in front of the mirror and tugged his apron straight. He pushed his petticoats down as far as he could so they just about covered the tops of his fish-net stockings. He minced towards the mirror checking that he still had the walk to Lady Uptonâs satisfaction.
He turned his back to the mirror and twisted to check the seams of his stockings. They seemed to be ok. A final brush at his wig and a test-fluttering of his eyelashes and he reckoned he had better go.
He had to totter down four flights in his high heels with his petticoats fluttering to fetch the tray with Lady Uptonâs breakfast and then take it back up to the first floor. He steadied himself before balancing the tray on one hand and knocking on the door. âEntrĂ©e!â He opened the door, took the tray in both hands and tottered over to the bed. âBonjour Madame!â he curtsied, feeling it was somewhat inadequate as he was unable to hold his petticoats out while holding the tray.
âThank youâ, Lady Upton held her arms back to allow Tom to place the tray on her lap. He stood back awaiting further orders. Lady Upton looked him up and down. âAdequate, I supposeâ, she decided. âMerci Madameâ, Tom curtsied. âTurn around.â âOui Madameâ, he curtsied again and stood with his back to her nervously.
He felt her fingers reach under the tops of his stocking and tug it a miniscule amount to one side. Then he felt his petticoats being raised at the back. He cringed. âAh, white with black lace, very nice!â
âHave you had your breakfast?â she asked as she lowered his petticoats. Tom turned and curtsied ânon Madameâ. âWell go and get fed and then help Maura set up the breakfast room.â âOui Madameâ, he curtsied and minced off towards the door.