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They were near the back of the queue. The first girl to arrive at Miss Blackshearâs desk had already tried the âIâm sorry, miss â the bus was held upâ excuse, and been quickly rebuffed.
âWell, you know the roads are busy these days. You should have taken that into account and caught an earlier bus.â She glared through her black-rimmed spectacles. âPlease donât offer such pathetic excuses. One black mark against your name.â
âSee?â hissed Elsa. âSee what sheâs like?â She pushed Max behind her. âStay hidden till the last moment. Am? Got your phone ready?â
âReady. Video mode.â
The queue moved quickly. Miss Blackshear was no longer looking up at the malefactors. Instead, as each one was marked in and dismissed, she would simply stay focussed on the register and snap at the next.
âName? Form? Reason for lateness? Dismiss.â
Soon it was Elsaâs turn.
âElsa Davies, miss, 10C. Bus, miss.â
âNext!â Miss Blackshear was getting irritable now. âNext!â
Elsa stepped aside. Max, looking nervous, was hanging back, so she put a hand in the small of his back, and thrust him forward â a little too firmly, however. He stumbled forward, put one hand onto the desk to prevent himself falling, sweeping the register and all Miss Blackshearâs papers onto the floor, and the other on the back of her chair, nearly pushing it over. He hung there for a second, trying to regain his balance, his legs pressed against her thigh, his abdomen thrust into her face! Her glasses had been knocked off into her lap.
There were gasps, but everyone seemed paralysed. No-one came to their aid. Amora was too busy with her phone, anyway. Miss Blackshear emitted a scream of horror, and in an attempt to evade the thick, pungent latex pressing against her face, turned her head sideways. Her chair was on castors, so in pushing against it in his struggle to get upright, Max felt it slowly slipping further away, tipping him even further forward and grinding his abdomen against Miss Blackshearâs cheek. With an effort, he managed to arrest the movement, which threatened to precipitate both of them onto the floor, and clung on manfully.
âHelp! Someone help me, please!â
âGet him off me!â
Miss Blackshear, nostrils assaulted by the scent of hot rubber, unable to free herself or even move for fear of ending up on the floor with Max on top of her, had quickly been apprised of the her assailantâs gender by the small, hard bulge in his pants which was now digging into her cheek.
âGet him off!!â
Amora was mentally hugging herself with delight. Things could not have developed any better than this! And there they were, still pressed together like a couple of sardines. She zoomed in on Miss Blackshearâs furious face.
The little tableau was finally brought to an end by Miss Trevelyan, who at that moment appeared from her office, which was next to the Secretaryâs.
âGoodness! Miss Blackshear! WhateverâŚ?â
âHe assaulted me!â came her muffled voice. âGet him off!â
âOh. I see!â
It is possible there was the slightest hint of a smile on Miss Trevelyanâs face, though Elsa couldnât be sure.
âGirls⌠Help him off, please. Carefully⌠Or theyâll both be on the floor.â
Three girls helped Max to stand up. Miss Blackshear struggled into an upright position.
âThank you, girls. Now then, Max, I think you owe Miss Blackshear an apologyâŚâ
âM-miss⌠Iâm so s-sorry⌠I must have slipped, andâŚâ
âOh. So you are Max, are you? Yes, the head mentioned her plan to importâŚâ - she paused, as if even the sound of the word offended her â âboys into the school. I hope this is not an indication of how you propose to continueâŚâ
âI-Iâm sorryâŚit was an accidentâŚâ
It was clear Miss Blackshear had not been fully on board with the headâs plan. Miss Trevelyan issued a mild reproach.
âCome now, Miss Blackshear. It must have been a shock, but Iâm sure Max meant no harm. Heâs probably a little nervous on his first day.â
âWell, yes, of course, Miss Trevelyan.â She gave a slight shudder, adjusted her blouse, and fiddled with her bouffant. âIâll mark him inâŚâ
The day had started well, Amora thought, as she and Elsa led Max and a couple of their friends from the bus to the classroom. A great video, for sharing with her inner circle only.
Through the glass panels in the door she could see the rest of the class were already seated, and their class teacher, Miss Clarkson, was walking back and forth in front of the blackboard. She guessed from the excitement and amusement on the faces of her schoolmates that she was preparing them for Maxâs arrival. As they entered, a ripple of chattering broke out.
âQuiet please, girls. Your four, take your seats please. Max, Iâm Miss Clarkson. Welcome to 10C. Come over here if you would.â
She guided him to the front of her desk, facing the class. She could feel him trembling slightly, and his ears were red with self-consciousness. Good. Miss Clarkson was also not wholly in agreement with the headâs decision to host these two boys. However, she was gratified to see him dressed in such a humiliating version of the school uniform. Maybe Miss Trevelyan wasnât as misguided as she had thought. So despite her initial reservations, she allowed herself a quiet smile. All right, he hadnât had any choice in the matter. But she didnât much like boys, and she determined at that moment that she would teach him a lesson. Who could say⌠It might even be rather funâŚ
âGirls, allow me to introduce Max Dinsford. In recent months Max has been attending P and S, just along the road. Some of you may remember him and his friend Luke paying us a brief visit. But now Max and Luke have been enrolled as students of St. Maryâs, at least for the foreseeable future. We hope they settle in quickly, and have an enjoyable and profitable stay.â She smiled, and continued. âYou will see that Max has his very own St. Maryâs uniform. Here, Max, stand up here so everyone can get a good view.â
She produced a little wooden stool from behind her desk, and placed it in front of the class. Max looked at it nervously.
âGo on. Jump up.â
He climbed onto the stool, lowered his head, and held his straw boater in front of him.
âDonât be shy, Max. Come on, put on your boater and raise your head. Show the girls how smart you are!â
Reluctantly, he complied, cheeks burning now as well as ears.
âThatâs it. Hands by your side, please. NowâŚâ
She picked up her pointer. A hush fell over the class, broken only by the occasional stifled giggle. All eyes were focussed on Max.
âIâll just run through his uniform, and then Iâll ask for your views. I know youâre all quite fashion savvy. Letâs start at the top. Boater. You all have one. They are worn on special occasions. Max is wearing his because this is his first week â his special occasion. Tie. The standard school tie in school colours. Blouse. The boys have special blouses made of spandex, except the collar and cuffs, so they fit nice and close and wonât get torn.â
âWhy do they have to be spandex, miss?â
âAh. Well, boys can play rather roughly, and I donât think a loose blouse in lightweight cotton would be ideal⌠But also, they tuck nicely into the next item of his uniform, his bloomersâ â here she tapped his hip with her pointer â âwithout spoiling the lines.â
âWhy is he wearing, like, baby pants, miss?â asked a girl at the back, with a giggle.
âWell, first of all â and Iâm not sure whether you know this - because both boys are fitted with special devices to calm their natural boyish unruly tendencies.â She tapped Maxâs device sharply with her pointer. It made a satisfying clicking noise. âItâs a curved metal tube, which keeps his little pen-is under control, and his mind on his work. So loose puffy baby-style pants are much more fitting. Second, because he and Luke are being trained as babies. When they grow up the hope is they may want to stay babies.â
Gasps. Cry of âwhat, for ever, miss?â
âMaybeâŚâ
Max had had enough. âNo! Donât wanna be a baby forever! Donât wanna wear baby pants any more! Luke can if he wants. He likes being a baby. I donât!â
âMax! Thatâs quite enough, thank you! How dare you shout in my class. Youâll wear what your guardians tell you, and no arguments!â
âBut, missâŚâ
âQuiet! Goodness me, what a way to start your education at St. Maryâs. Another word out of you and Iâll have to send you to the head!â And she gave him a smart little crack on the bottom with her pointer to drive the message home.
Max looked downcast.
âUnderstood?â
He looked at her resentfully, but eventually⌠âYes, missâŚâ
âRight. Then Iâll continue. So, those pretty latex pants in the school colours with nice frills at the legs, then white socks and standard school shoes. I think itâs a lovely outfit. Girls? Any comments?â
âI like it, miss! He looks so cute. I think he should stay a baby forever!â
âScarlett?â
âI donât think itâs fair, miss. If he doesnât want to be a baby, he shouldnât have to be.â
âI agree with Scarlett, miss. And if he didnât have to wear thatâŚthingâŚhe wouldnât have to wear baby pantsâŚâ
âWhat would be wear instead, then, Jacqueline?â
âHow about shorts, miss? Theyâd look just as niceâŚâ
âYes, please, miss,â wailed Max. Iâm in big school after all. I shouldnât still be a baby. And wearing this device thing is making me feel ill. I get so frustrated Iâll never be able to focus on my workâŚâ
âPoor Max,â cried someone else. âSee? Itâs making him ill. Miss, you should send him to the nurseâŚâ
âYes, miss,â came a chorus of voices, âlet him go and see NadineâŚâ