35.
It was Saturday, the day of Mitchâs party. Everybody was looking forward to it. Mrs Langton, because she had seen the dress her son was going to wear, and knew he was going to look beautiful. Lucy and Lottie, because they couldnât wait to see Mitchâs embarrassment, and because Lottie had been allowed to invite Dorothea too. All three were already running excitedly around the house, while Trish, Dorothea's mother, and Tabby were chatting to Elizabeth and the babysitter Sarah, who had been recruited to help with the food, in the kitchen. The three girls were in an elevated state of anticipation, especially after Lucy had shown the others the photograph of Henriettaâs wedding which her mother had had framed and placed on the mantlepiece. Shirley and Mandy were looking forward to it because they were proud of what they had accomplished, and could no longer resist the temptation to see Mitchâs embarrassment under the astonished gaze of his best friends.
Alice and Grace and Patty, who had not yet arrived, were eager to see the fruits of Shirleyâs efforts. Tabby, likewise, but also because she had a genuine soft spot for Mitch, and empathised with his feminine side. Trish too, because she was fascinated by everything she had heard about Mitch and P & S, and was desperate to be in on the secret. Lettie and Molly were putting on their party dresses and makeup in Lucyâs room, determined that Mitchâs friends, as well as having fun at his expense, should be suitably awestruck by their presence. Mitchâs friends, meanwhile, getting ready in their own homes, were mainly interested in the prospect of exploring the eatables and drinkables provided by Mrs Langston, who had a reputation for quality and generosity in that area - andâŠoh, yeah, cos Mitch was gonna show off his Juliet dress, which would be, like, cool, yeah?
Anna and Yulya were already there too, Anna for the filming, Yulya to help with Mitchâs makeup. And then there was Sam. Sam was all excited at the thought of Mitch being humiliated, and he intended to do everything he could to aggravate his humiliation â such as asking innocently if he were wearing matching panties, and if his ECD was causing him any discomfort that day.
Shirley and Mandy had arrived early at the Langstone household, and brought Yulya, Anna and Sam with them. Also, a suitcase of clothes. The plan was to get Mitch dressed and ready by ten. At eleven the guests would start arriving. The cake was hidden in the kitchen cupboard for the time being. So at nine Shirley instructed Mitch to follow her and the others upstairs to the bedroom to dress, and Sam, to his delight, was requested to accompany them. Except his delight didnât last long.
âSo, Sam,â said Mandy coolly, âin view of the fact Mrs Langston has agreed to your being invited, we think it only fair you too should be a girl today. Weâve brought you a lovely little dress. Iâm sure youâre going to like it.â
âWhat? No. That wasnât the deal!â
âDeal? What deal? We donât make deals with the likes of you, young man,â frowned Shirley. âNow, I will dress Mitch, Mandy will dress you, and then weâll do Mitch's makeup.â
Sam opened his mouth to make a further objection, but the glint in Shirleyâs eye dissuaded him. âShit,â he muttered under his breath, ânot fairâŠâ
He was even more upset when he saw what he was going to wear.
âThis is yours, Sam,â said Mandy. âIsnât it nice?â
Shirley and Mandy had discussed the boysâ progress a couple of days before. They were satisfied Mitch was going to make a perfect little girl, but Mandy had remarked she thought Sam was getting a little above himself, and trying to ally himself with the management against Mitch, which was of course quite unacceptable presumption. So they had decided it was time to take him down a couple of pegs. Apart from yielding a double humiliation, they hoped it might foment more resentment which could later be used to their advantage.
When he saw his costume, Sam was first speechless, then desperate.
âPlease, MandyâŠnot that, pleaseâŠâ
âNo nonsense now. Get those clothes off and no whining! Today your name will be Samantha. Remember it.â
Sam was dressed long before his friend. It was the work of a couple of minutes to strip him naked, slip the pink spandex long-sleeved toddler dress over his head, pull up the soft, padded training pants, and pop on his fluffy, lace-topped, fleece-lined pink toddler socks. The dress fitted snugly on the arms and body, and had an elasticated waist, from which hung a little stretchy skirt no more than nine inches long, which, when held down as far as it would go, almost hid his pants. Ah, yes, his special training pants: padded, of course, bright yellow with pink waist and leg bands, with a scattered teddy-bear design. It also had a custom feature, which he didnât notice, such was his horror at his appearance. When Mandy went behind him to adjust the waistband, she extracted the two ends of a long white cable-tie from a split in the back. She connected them, drew it tight, and tucked the end back into the sleeve.
âThey wonât be coming off in a hurry,â she whispered to Shirley.
To Shirleyâs mystification, Mitch seemed almost eager to get into his new dress, which was supplemented by white stockings topped with red bows, the most gorgeous pink satin panties, with ruffles across the seat and darker pink frilling around the legs, and pink satin Mary Janes. Shirley sat him in front of the dressing table, and while Yulya applied pink lip gloss and blusher, mascara and eye-shadow, Shirley laid out a pearl necklace, pearl clip-ons, and a pink ruffle bracelet. His outfit was completed with pearly-pink nail polish. Shirley led him over to the full-length mirror and stood him in front of it. Sam looked on with a confusing combination of anger, anxiety, and jealousy.
âThere, MichelleâŠâ
âJuliet, missâŠâ
âOh, yes. Of course. It's Juliet today. What do you think of yourself?â She watched him keenly, waiting for the anticipated signs of embarrassment and desperate pleas to be excused. His actual reaction baffled her.
âItâs a beautiful dress,â he said, thoughtfully. âI hope Miss Chambers thinks it will be okay. Iâd really like to wear this for the playâŠâ
âYour friends will be here soon,â she reminded him.
âYes! I canât wait to show them! And maybe Anna could take some photos for Miss ChambersâŠ?â
Shirley stared at Mandy in bewilderment. Mandy stared back, equally dumfounded. Even Sam looked puzzled.
The boys were shepherded back downstairs for Mitchâs mother to inspect. At the sight of Mitch she was overwhelmed with motherly tenderness, and threw her arms around him and hugged him for the best part of a minute. Then Samantha was introduced. All eyes had already been on him, snorts of laughter suppressed. Elizabeth struggled to keep a straight face.
âHow do you do, young lady? What a sweet little dress.â
Sam stared at the floor.
âOh, sheâs shy!â cried Sarah, cruelly. âMaybe little Samantha would like to come into the kitchen with us? She could sit in the high chair and watch while we prepared the food.â
âThank you, Sarah,â said Shirley. âThat would be perfect. Off you go, Samantha.â
Sarah took his hand, and was about to lead him into the kitchen, when the three younger girls, who had been playing in the garden, came bursting in. They stopped dead, stared open-mouthed at the boys, then, ignoring Mitch completely, clustered around poor Sam. It was the worst moment of his life.
âThis is Samantha, girls. Say hello. Samantha? Show the girls your nice new outfit.â
He didnât have to. They were already all over it.
âTraining pants!â cried Lucy. âI used to have ones like these!â She smiled, evilly. âBut not half as pretty. Look at the little bears! So cute!â
Sam tried vainly to pull down his skirt. But when he pulled down the front, the back rode up.
âI think he needs a bigger size,â said Lottie, grinning. âItâs very tight on him.â She pinched his ribs through the taut spandex.
âOn her,â corrected Dorothea. âShe must have had a growth spurt. Look how long her legs are!â She ran her nails down Samâs thigh, making him wince.
âMummy? Can we take Samantha out to play in the garden?â
âWell, darling, I donât want her to get her dress soiled before the party. Maybe later. Why donât you all go to your room and play?â
The three girls started bouncing and jumping with delight.
âYeah! Letâs go! Come on Samantha. You can be our baby!â And they started to pull Sam away into the house.
âWhoa!â said Elizabeth. âLucy? Donât you have anything to say about your brotherâs lovely dress?â
Lucy cast a brief glance in his direction. âYeah. Nice dress. I wish youâd buy me one like that, mummy. Câmon girls! Letâs go!â And Sam was dragged from the room.
The women looked at each other and burst out laughing.
âWell, looks like heâs taken care of!â laughed Tabby.
âHeâs so going to enjoy himself,â grinned Trish. âAnd poor Mitch â they had no eyes for you, dear.â Mitch smiled, imagining what sort of a party Sam was going to have. âBut you lookâŠstunning,â she added.
âElizabeth?â said Sarah, consulting her watch, âweâd better get on. The guests will be here inâŠless than an hour.â
âOh, mumâŠabout thatâŠâ
âYes, darling?â
âErâŠthat photographâŠthe weddingâŠcould weâŠ?â
âCould weâŠ?â
âYou know. Iâm Juliet today. Not a pageboy. I donât want my friends seeing that, reallyâŠâ
âOh, are you sure? I think you look very nice in your pageboy costumeâŠâ
âPleaseâŠ.â
âOh, of course. If you really donât want it there. Here, Iâll put it away in the drawer.â
âThanks, mum.â
Anna was already taking photos. She had made Sam her priority, but now she was focussing on Mitch. Shirley watched as he smiled and curtsied and twirled for her. She said nothing, but her brow was puckered, and she looked very thoughtfulâŠ.