14.
Perhaps Tabby had slightly underestimated the distance to the shop, but Mitch didn’t realise until they were out in the street and well on their way. He walked between the girls, holding hands with both of them. He was so distracted looking around for dangers, that it was three or four minutes before he realised the shop was still not in sight.
“Where’s this shop, then?”
“Oh, not far,” said Lettie. “Just down the road and around the corner.”
“But…it looks busy down there…”
“Well, that’s where all the shops are. What do you expect?”
Mitch “cast one longing, lingering look behind”, beginning to doubt he had made the right choice. “What do you have to buy?”
“Let’s see…” Lettie unfolded the list. “Hmm. Milk, rice, eggs…leeks…we’ll have to go to the veg shop for them…baby wipes!” She sniggered. “They must be for you! That’s the chemist. Stamps…post office…”
“Wait a minute! I thought we were going to one shop, not the whole street!”
“Oops. Never mind, Mitch. It says here at the bottom, “and let Mitch buy himself a treat while you’re in the sweet shop”. That’s nice.”
“Sweet shop? So that’s…five shops we’re going to? No way. I’m going back.” He stopped dead.
Lottie looked sad. “Please come to the shops with us, Mitch. It’ll be much more fun with you there.”
“Yeah, please, Mitch,” said Lettie, sarcastically. “And by the way, mummy said if you try to come back by yourself she’s not going to open the door. So you’ll be out the front for the rest of the day!”
Mitch stood there for a moment in despair. Lottie said, “are you going to cry, Mitch?” But he didn’t cry. He did, however, stamp his foot just like an angry toddler, and cry, “not fair!” – which elicited some hilarity from two passing women with two little girls in tow.
“Ooh, grumpy little thing,” said one.
“Needs his nap, I expect,” returned the other.
“Such a pretty outfit,” the first called over her shoulder, as they walked on. And as they were passing out of earshot, he heard one on the little girls say, “why is that boy wearing baby’s pants, mummy?”
Mitch had no alternative but to continue with the girls towards the shops. It was a bright, warm evening, and people were out. As they approached, and the pavements became busier, and he became more and more self-conscious. He was aware he was attracting a considerable amount of attention: even though he was keeping his eyes on the ground, he could hear the chuckles and the “oohs” and the smart remarks and the voices raised in hilarity. He felt painfully awkward. He had no pockets, nowhere to put his hands. Not knowing what else to do with them, he took the leg bands of his pants between finger and thumb, which only made him look the more silly. But he also discovered the rubber was making him sweat, and the insides of the bands were slick. Quickly he let them snap back onto his legs, hoping the moisture wouldn’t seep out. He prayed that no-one from his school saw him. How could he possibly explain…?
Lettie and Lottie led him on towards their first port of call, the vegetable shop. They seemed to spend an age selecting four leeks, but at least it gave the cashier plenty of time to gawp open-mouthed at their companion, seemingly oblivious to his embarrassment. Things got worse from there in. In the mini-supermarket he was elected to carry the basket, while the girls discussed how much milk, what type of rice, and what colour eggs their mother wanted, and the others shoppers stopped, stared, and smiled. A boy of about Mitch’s age caught sight of him, did a double-take, and burst into peals of laughter. Mitch squirmed with embarrassment and annoyance. As Lottie too was getting impatient, so to calm her Lettie agreed to go next to the sweet shop. Lettie bought the others bags of sweets, and herself a packet of white chocolate buttons. Next, the chemist, where the assistant was irritatingly fascinated by Mitch’s new pants, and insisted on dropping on one knee and examining them with professional interest, calling her colleague to come and see too, and treating Mitch as no more than a sort of mannequin. The colleague was a bit more pleasant however.
“Where did your mummy find those, darling? They suit you so well.”
“Wasn’t my mummy,” pouted Mitch. “One of my aunts. I didn’t want them.”
“Oh, you didn’t? But they’re so pretty… I love those little balloons…”
Mitch grimaced. Lettie sniggered, and popped another chocolate button into her mouth. What a beautifully humiliating trip this was turning out to be!
Their final stop was the post office, where they had to stand at the end of a queue. Lettie and Lottie wanted to go and look at the dolls and toys, so they left Mitch to keep their place. People in front of him were pretending to look idly about, clearly so that could sneak glances at him. He snorted, and pulled his cap down over his eyes, and tried to make himself invisible. He was aware of someone joining the queue behind him. Not so good. He glanced back to check it wasn’t some kid he knew. No. Thank goodness. He didn’t look at the face, but noted from the clothes it was a young woman.
A moment later he felt a tap on his shoulder. He froze.
“Mitch?” said a pleasant voice. He looked round.
“Miss Chambers!”
“I thought it was you.” Miss Chambers was too discreet and too sensitive to comment on his clothes. “How are you?”
“F-fine, miss…” And he added, as a weak attempt at explanation, “er, I’m just keeping my friend’s place in the queue...”
“Oh, I see. Is that your friend over there, at the toys?”
“Yes. And her sister.”
“Well, I’m pleased we’ve run into each other. I’d been wanting to have a word with you about the play.”
“Oh, yes? The play?”
“You know we’re casting now, and I think I’ve made my decisions. It has to be done now, because we need to start rehearsals soon. I was thinking…would you be prepared to play one of the bigger parts? Do you have the time?”
“Yes, miss. Of course,” Mitch replied excitedly. Could she be offering him Romeo?
“Do you think you could play Juliet?”
He stared at her. “B-but…I thought one of the girls…”
“Well I wouldn’t have asked you, but the fact is, the girls I have to choose from are really rather ordinary-looking. I need someone with a lively manner, a handsome face, and a good figure. And someone who can act. I know you can do that. Don’t feel pressured. I understand if you don’t want to play a girl. And I could easily find you another part… Mercutio, perhaps? Or the Prince?”
Mitch hardly needed to think about it. “No, miss. I’ll play Juliet. It’ll be a challenge.”
“Oh, I’m so glad…”
“Who’s playing Romeo?”
“You know Lawrence Lovett?”
Of course he did. He liked Lawrence. Liked him a lot, though they weren’t friends. He was about to congratulate Miss Chambers on her choice, when something happened to distract him. Lettie had noticed him conversing with a young woman she didn’t recognise. She imagined it was just someone else complimenting him on his rubber pants, and he seemed to her in this instance to be less humiliated than she would have liked. So she sneaked up behind him, yanked open the back of his pants, and dropped in a handful of chocolate buttons!
He jumped with surprise, and swung round. “Agh. Lettie! What was that?”
“Thought you might like a few of my buttons, Mitch.”
“You…” He couldn’t say what he wanted to in front of Miss Chambers. Instead he was forced to introduce her and Lottie, and soon Lettie was chatting away happily to his teacher, playing the innocent.
Eventually they all got to the front of the queue, and said goodbye to Miss Chambers, Mitch promising to meet her at the first rehearsal the following Tuesday. When they finally got out of the post office, he unleashed his fury.
“Why did you do that? In front of Miss Chambers, too!”
“I didn’t know it was your darling Miss Chambers,” returned Lottie. “I thought it was just another woman you were chatting up.” She grinned cheekily. “Are you enjoying the chocolate buttons?”
Mitch glared at her. The chocolate was already melting. He could feel it, gooey and slippery, where it was mingling with his sweat, and coating the inside of his pants. By the time they had walked a hundred yards towards the house, he became aware of a sliminess between his thighs, which was soon visibly making its way towards his knees. Angry and uncomfortable, he had to restrain himself from swearing at Lettie again, especially as she, fully aware of his predicament, deliberately dawdled and stopped at any opportunity to look in a shop window or pat a dog. By the time they did get home, the state of his pants was beginning to excite him despite his efforts, the trickles of whitish gloop had reached his socks, and he was almost weeping with humiliation. Once inside, he ran upstairs and shut himself in the bathroom, where he allowed his arousal free rein, before manually relieving his frustrations. The groan he emitted as he flooded the taut, sticky rubber was heard downstairs.
As he sat on the bathmat recovering, two emotions overwhelmed him. Hunger, and embarrassment. His cheeks burned as he remembered running the gauntlet of so many staring children and giggling women. Surely one or two had recognised him? Well, there was Miss Chambers, but she was different. She was kind and intelligent. Most of the others were like thoughtless children…
He bathed and washed and dried his pants, dressed, and went downstairs.
“Welcome home,” said Tabby, with a mildly ironic smile. “I hear you had a nice walk. Did you get yourself some sweets?”
“Yeah, thanks, auntie.” He always called her “aunt” or “auntie” now. In his baby outfit he felt like an infant, and he was beginning to behave like one.
“And I gave him some of mine,” sniggered Lettie.
He ignored her. “We met Miss Chambers. I’m going to play Juliet in the school play.”
“You are?” said Alice. “That’s wonderful! Who’s playing Romeo?”
“A guy called Lawrence.”
“Do you know him?”
“Yeah, sort of. He’s okay.”
“Will you have to kiss him?” asked Lettie, with one of her best smirks.
“Maybe? So what? You have to do lots of things when you’re acting which you would never do in real life,” he countered. Though in the back of his mind he thought he wouldn’t mind kissing Lawrence anyway. That is to say, it wouldn’t be something he wanted to do, of course, but it wouldn’t be objectionable.
After supper Lettie got her promised photoshoot, with Lottie holding Mitch's hand to make sure he didn't bottle out. Lettie knew he would never do anything to upset her. Then they went back indoors, and all of them had a conversation about the rest of the weekend.
“So tomorrow you’ll be at mine, darling,” said Alice. “My baby Mitch. But remember it’s Grace’s little get-together in the evening. She’s asked me to bring you a bit earlier – about six – so you can get changed.”
“Get changed?”
“Yes. She got a more grown-up outfit, she tells me. I don’t know what. But I do know it’ll be something nice.”
“Okay…”
“And you’re to take the red box that was in the carrier bag,” added Tabby. “Don’t open it, though, will you.”
“What is it?”
“You’ll have to ask Grace that, I’m afraid.”
“And what is “P and S”?”
“That too.”
“Okay… Auntie Tabby?”
“Yes dear?”
“Do I have to wear my new pants to bed tonight?”
“Of course, dear. Why wouldn’t you?” She looked at him rather severely, expecting an argument. But she was pleasantly surprised when he smiled and said,
“Okay. I think I’ll go to bed soon. I’m quite tired after that walk and everything.”
He lay in bed that night, after the girls were asleep, his imagination wandering in and out of dreams and reality, with images of Lawrence’s face, and long, rustling satin dresses, and auntie Alice’s firm breasts, and those mystical letters, P and S; all made vivid by the seductive smell of warm, scented latex. Reaching down, he explored his erection under the taut rubber, until his thoughts exploded in a shower of stars, and he sank at last into a deep and peaceful slumber…