Chapter 179.
The boy had simply disappeared. In his place was a pretty girl â a well-built one, but undeniably a girl. As he swept into the garden with a rustle of latex skirt against latex bloomers, the girls gave a universal gasp.
âBobby!â cried MĂ©lisande. âYou lookâŠgorgeous!â
His bloomers peeped cheekily out from under his shortened skirt. He strode proudly between Charlotte and Trixie, out into the sunlight, and did a little twirl, revealing then right up to the yellow waist frilling. Then he played coy, putting his fingers to his lips and pretending to be embarrassed. But all his initial reticence had evaporated now. He was out for maximum attention. One moment he moved like a fashion model, the next he skipped like a little girl, or minced like posh lady. Miki shook her head slowly.
âWhat an ego⊠What an actor!â
He finished with a final flash of his bloomers, and scurried back towards the house with applause sounding in his ears.
âNext, mesdames, I shall appear asâŠBobby the Boot Boy!â
He hurried back to the bedroom to change. Nicole left him to it. She turned to Clarissa.
âWell, well. Not what I was expecting.â
âNor I. It opens up all sorts of possibilities, nâest-ce pas?â
âWell, I guess. Heâs behaving like a real show-off today.â
As for Bobby, it was as if he had suddenly discovered celebrity. He had a tummy full of butterflies, but they were excited butterflies, not anxious ones.
âThey want more, and theyâll get it,â he was thinking. âNot only did I give Mellie her best present, but Iâm providing the entertainment, too. I really had them cheering and laughing, didnât I? I just love that feeling⊠All eyes on me, the cameras, everything⊠Miki likes me too⊠Sheâs pretty cool, actually. Wow, she made me so hot before. If we hadnât been at a kidsâ party⊠Not Mellie, I mean. Sheâs not a kid like the others⊠But Mikiâs pretty sexy. If she asked meâŠâ
âBobby? Need any help?â
âNo auntie. Wonât be a minuteâŠâ He quickly dusted his little blue and yellow pants with rose-scented talc.
âThey seem tighter than I remember. Guess Iâve grown a bit.â He pulled on his spandex âBoot Boy Bobbyâ shirt, his short yellow socks and blue trainers with yellow laces. Finally his little yellow latex gloves with blue frills at the cuffs, and his cap. He looked in the mirror. Only then did he experience a momentary frisson of doubt. He took a mental step back. Was it not ratherâŠsissy? He looked at his little frilled pants. The halved latex, blue on the right and yellow on the left, was so fine that, stretched taut over the flattened mound his boyhood, it became almost translucent â well on the yellow side at least. Cheeks burning he worked it across, away from the blue heart welded to the yellow pane, across to the blue side. There, that wasnât so badâŠwas it? Was he getting cold feet all of a sudden?
He might even, at that late stage, have chickened out, had not Clarissa walked in at that very moment, after a perfunctory knock.
âBobby, come on. Everyoneâs waiting. My goodness, you look great! Iâd forgotten how smart your uniform is.â
âIt isâŠ?â He peered at her face â but there wasnât even a hint of amusement or mockery.
âTrixie and Rochelle canât wait to see you. Oh, your belt. Donât forget you belt. Here, Iâll do it for you.â
She threaded the blue rubber belt through the loops, and fastened the yellow plastic buckle.
âThere you look a million dollars. Letâs go.â
Whilst she been away, Nicole had been issuing whispered instructions to the girls.
âListen girls â this is important. I donât know whatâs come over Bobby today. Heâs normally very shy about his outfits. So we donât want to spoil things, now do we? No giggling, nothing to make him feel self-conscious. All right?â
They nodded eagerly.
âBy all means tell him he looks great, but letâs keep him happy and confident, yes? Then youâll get to see his final outfit too.â
So when he appeared in the living room, still feeling unsure, the girls all turned around and started cheering. Relief flooded over him. Tugging the blue frilling down as well as he could â though it simply rode up again â he jumped the threshold into the garden and faced the row of upturned faces with hands on hips.
âHi, girls. Hope you like my uniform! In a few weeks Iâm gonna be the official Pittâs Wood Boot Boy! Amazing, eh, Rochelle?â
Rochelleâs eyes were nearly falling out.
âYeah! Amazing!â (Though whether she had in mind the position, or his uniform, was uncertain.)
Trixie came to the rescue.
âYou look so smart, Bobby! Where did you even find such a great outfit?â
âMy aunt got it for me. She knows a special secret manufacturer. And Miss Poole, whoâs the principal â the boss â of Pittâs Wood, she had to approve it too. Miss Poole is a very important lady.â
âWill you be cleaning her boots too?â asked Harriett, wide-eyed.
âWhen she sees what a good job Iâm doing, Iâm sure I will. Sheâs financed everything, hasnât she, aunt?â Nicole nodded. âSheâs even built me my own parlour.â
âWow, Bobby! Youâre gonna be very important, ainât you?â gasped Rochelle. âWould outside people â people like us, frâinstance â be allowed to visit you?â
âIâm not sureâŠâ
âThey will, Bobby,â said Clarissa. âBut heâll have to charge you, Rochelle. And we donât know how much itâs going to cost yet.â
âIâm gonna save up then!â
âMe too!â
âIâm sure thereâll be discounts for students,â remarked Nicole. âBobby,â she added, âdo a turn and show the girls the alternating panels on your shorts.â
He did as he was bid.
âI like the âBâ for Bobby inside that little heart,â said Amelia. So cute!â
âI like your little rubber gloves, Bobby,â added Trixie.
âI have to wear those when Iâm working,â replied Bobby, importantly. âI have a special case, too, with all my brushes and polishes and things. And kneepads, cos Iâll be kneeling a lot.â
âYes,â exclaimed MĂ©lisande, âa lot of customers might be in a hurry, so theyâll keep their boots on, and sit in a nice comfy chair, and Bobby will clean them like that.â
âWell, itâs not only that they may be in a hurry,â Bobby corrected her, âbut itâs much easier and more efficient to clean boots that are being worn. They canât move and they canât flop about.â
âHas Bobby ever cleaned your boots, Mellie?â asked Charlotte.
âOh yes, once or twice.â She smiled. âOnce at a big partyâŠâ
Bobby, not wishing to be reminded of that, quickly changed the subject.
âYes, as I was saying, my uniform was quite expensive, wasnât it auntie? The latex has to be specially tough so it wonât tearâŠâ
âYes, itâs true. Bobby, come here.â She couldnât resist it. She went over, took a leg frill between finger and thumb, stretched it, and let it smack back on his thigh. Everyone laughed â except Bobby.
âOw! That hurt!â
âNonsense. Iâll do it again.â
âNo!â
He took off down the garden, Nicole in hot pursuit. Soon the girls had joined in, and after a short chase he was brought down and jumped on by all of them. He at least managed to turn onto his tummy before they pinned him down; after which Mélisande climbed astride him and, with thoughtful magnanimity, invited her friends to smack his bottom as much as they liked.