Inside was chaos. Shouting, bodies surging in every direction. Adults barked directions while students of every size rushed past. Mike was, as always, smaller than everyone. He tried to remember the route to the main office from his interview day, but the empty building had looked completely different.
He edged along the wall, dodging elbows and backpacks. When a break in the crowd didn't appear, he took a breath and stepped sideways into the flow.
SLAM.
The bell rang as Mike collided with a solid stomach. He would have fallen backward if strong hands hadn't wrapped around him in a protective hug. Mike gulped, looked up... And met predatory eyes and a bright smile. For a moment he'd worried he'd ran into a student, but this woman was clearly older, about his age. She looked familiar and Mike thought maybe he'd seen her in some of his college classes. Of course, she was probably a new teacher like himself.
"Hey there, sweetheart," the tall young woman said, giving him a gentle squeeze. "You really need to watch where you're going. This hallway's dangerous for a pretty little thing like you."
Mike averted his eyes at the comment. She must've thought he was a student. And like the bus driver, the long hair made her think Mike was a girl. He sighed. He could've spoken up, but he just didn't want to have this conversation at the moment. He just wanted to report in at the office. So he kept his head down.
The hallway was emptying as the woman looked him over, checking for injury. Her touch gentle but persistent. Satisfied, she cupped his chin and tilted his face up. "You seem okay, cutie, but are you sure you're in the right place? You look like you belong in middle school... maybe even elementary." Her smile seemed a little too big, like she was amused at some private joke.
Mike stiffened and tried to pull back from the arm still encircling him. "This is where I need to be," he said, voice higher than intended. "I'm going in there." He pointed to the main office door beside them.
She stroked his hair lightly. "My my, you're so soft. And so pretty." Her eyes sparkled.
Blushing furiously, Mike tried to look away. He realized now he should've told her he was a teacher, but now if he told her it would become awkward. He just wanted to get away. He started to walk past her, when suddenly his arm was grabbed and a hand gripped his jaw, turning his face towards hers.
"Hey now, sweetheart, what should a polite little girl say when someone gives her a compliment?"
Feeling trapped, Mike mumbled, "Thank you". For the first time, he hoped she didn't notice that he was actually a young man and start asking questions. Luckily, she didn't.
The woman chuckled and released him with a pat on the head. "That's a good little girl. And if you're sure you belong here, the office is right through that door."
Mike shifted his bag. "Thanks," he said more clearly, stepping inside.
"No problem, cutie," she called, winking as the door closed. "See you around."
Mike took a steadying breath, happy to have escaped the weird woman. There seemed to be something wrong with her that disturbed him. Having calmed himself, he turned to see one of the secretaries. He smiled at her, and she smiled back. "Hi, I'm Michael Shea. I'm the new English teacher."
The morning passed in a blur: meeting the principal, touring the building, settling into his classroom. The principal apologized that Mike's credentials hadn't shown up with the other new teachers, but promised he'd get them soon. Mike looked down at his temporary credentials: The part that read "GUEST" was fine, but it appears that all the lanyards were decorated with various themes, and the one they had given Mike was from the women's empowerment week, and thus had a large "Girls Can Do Anything!" written on it while being decorated with flowers and butterflies. He kind of let it slide behind his tie as he started his day.
Mike survived three classes, lunch and a break. The students had been taken aback at their tiny teacher, but with the chaos of the first days, they didn't really react. He was finally starting to feel steady when last-period Senior Literature began.
Mike looked up and froze. The tall weird woman from the hallway was standing just inside the doorway, arms crossed, smiling at him with a knowing look. His stomach flipped. She wore a crisp blouse and slacks, and a lanyard with a staff ID dangled from her neck, confirming that she was staff as Mike had guessed.
He stood and cleared his throat. "I'm Mike Shea, and this is Senior Literature."
He stepped forward and immediately staggered when his untied shoelace caught under his foot. He caught himself, cheeks burning. The woman's eyes locked on his; she mouthed a smirking, "Careful, sweetheart."
Mike turned to the whiteboard, confused. Without knowing what to say or do he began writing, pretending not to notice her gaze. Who was this woman? He watched from the corner of his eye as she slipped into the back of the room and observed quietly through the period. Mike just ignored her, teaching as he normally would. Was she supposed to be assisting him? Reviewing him? Near the end, as students filed out, she lingered.
Alone, Mike gathered the contact/info sheets students had left. She approached his desk, still smiling.
"Hello again, sweetheart," she said softly. "How was your first day?" By now she had to know he was a teacher, so he had to assume she was deliberately taunting him. Mike decided he needed to figure this woman out.