Aunt Patricia Stays for Dinner
By now it was well into the early evening. With a small, barely audible sigh, Edward’s mother seemed to realize that Patricia was in no apparent hurry to leave. Her sister had settled in comfortably, and the row of newly arranged dresses in Edward’s closet had done little to satisfy her energy.
Eventually, Marian glanced toward the clock and then toward the kitchen. “Patricia,” she said, with resigned politeness, “since you are still here, and we haven’t eaten, would you like to stay for dinner?”
Aunt Patricia accepted at once, looking pleasantly unsurprised by the offer. “That would be lovely, Marian, thank you! Don’t go to any trouble on my account… just whatever you were planning.”
Edward’s heart sank. He had hoped dinner would be the first normal thing to happen since morning, but that hope quickly faded. Of course, he remained dressed in the pretty blue frock from Morgan & Tate’s. Although the straw boater was now put away in his bedroom, Aunt Patricia had insisted on pinning a new blue hair bow neatly in his curls in place of the hat.
Dinner was simple, but to Edward it dragged on forever. Aunt Patricia relished the opportunity to give Edward pointers on his table manners. She watched him with bright, satisfied attention, correcting the way he used his napkin and ate his food. “Little bites, dear” she chided. Then, when he reached for his glass, she added, “Napkin first. Just dab, sweetheart. A light touch—there, like that.”
Edward tried to obey while heat repeatedly crept up his face. Aunt Patricia seemed to delight in each little bit of helpful advice. The conversation thankfully drifted to mundane things—the vegetables, the weather, whether the bread needed warming. As the meal finished, however, Aunt Patricia folded her hands and seemed to remember something with bright amusement. “Oh, Edward,” she said, “I noticed that lovely doll I gave you at Easter earlier in the den. I hope you’ve been enjoying him.”
Edward nearly froze beside his chair. He had tried to forget the vintage doll on the shelf, posed stiffly in its little chair, but Aunt Patricia’s expectant look caught him off guard. With warming cheeks, he murmured, “Uh, yes Aunty… it’s very nice.”
Aunt Patricia leaned back slightly now, with a playful and expectant smile. “Tell me, dear, I’ve been meaning to ask, what did you name him?”
Edward blinked. “Name him, Aunty?”
Aunt Patricia’s eyebrows rose in exaggerated shock. “Now Edward, don’t tell me you never gave him a name.” She placed a hand against her chest and grinned brightly, mock scandalized. “Oh sweetheart, a doll like that is not a paperweight. Dolls are meant to be treasured and loved, and they ought to have proper names!”
With burning cheeks, Edward murmured, “Uh… yes, Aunty.” He had a helplessly bewildered look on his face. It seemed surreal that he was having this conversation at all. He added lamely, “I didn’t really think…”
“Oh my goodness, dear, then we must think now,” Patricia said pleasantly. “Such a nice doll needs a proper name… He shouldn’t sit there anonymously after all this time.” She added cheerfully, “Luckily your Aunt Patricia is here to help! Why don’t you go fetch him so we can decide what we will call him?” It was phrased as a question, but her tone expected compliance.
Blushing, Edward slipped away to the den, conscious of his rustling petticoat as he rose and skittered obediently away. This whole business of naming a doll felt utterly sissifying. It made him cringe to know that he would soon be doing it. When he returned, he held the doll awkwardly against his chest. The doll’s little blue knee suit was neat and crisp, with his tiny jacket, short trousers, stockings, and polished shoes. Edward winced as he remembered how Aunt Patricia had described it as his “little twin,” exactly matching the outfit she had given him for Easter. Dressed as he was now, however, he and the doll no longer looked like twins... at least not twin boys.
Aunt Patricia patted the chair beside her for Edward to sit back down. Edward obeyed gingerly, folding himself into the chair with his cheeks already warm and the doll held stiffly on his lap. His mother watched with a faint, uncertain smile. Edward could feel his pretty blue dress spread neatly around his knees, and his petticoat gave a betraying little swish every time he shifted.
Aunt Patricia’s eyes sparkled as she watched Edward hold his doll. “He really is a handsome little fellow, isn’t he?”
Edward gulped, but he remained silent as his aunt seemed to draw out the moment.
“Well now,” Aunt Patricia continued, “What should we call him?”
It was obvious that Aunt Patricia expected him to suggest some names. She sat back with an encouraging little smile, patient and bright-eyed, as though they had all the time in the world for this decision. Edward stared down at the doll on his lap, and his mind went blank. He shifted uncomfortably in his chair. Teenage boys didn’t name dolls… little girls did! “I don’t know, Aunty,” he muttered finally, grasping for names, “Maybe… maybe Tommy?”
Aunt Patricia tilted her head. “Tommy... short for Thomas?” she repeated, as if testing the name out. "Wasn't your little friend from lunch named Tommy too?" she giggled. After a moment, she gave a little shake of her head and said, “No, I don’t think so. That sounds much too plain. Try another one, sweetheart.”
Edward gave a helpless little shrug. Then, he remembered a musical he had watched on television with his mother a while back. “Uh… Oliver?” he tried.
“Hmmm… somewhat better,” Aunt Patricia allowed, smiling. “But not quite, I think. He doesn't look like an 'Ollie' to me. He has such a sweet, serious face, and he does resemble you so much... that was why I chose him for you, you know.” She said it fondly, but Edward felt a weight behind her words. Her smile sharpened with pleasure. “He needs a name with more breeding.” Then she smiled, as if she had just had a pleasant inspiration, “I know… what do you think of Percy, sweetheart?”
Edward swallowed. “Percy?” he repeated, the effete name emerging more like a question than a decision.
Patricia’s face brightened. “Percy,” she repeated, pleased. “Yes. I think that suits him rather nicely. Percy is the diminutive of Percival, of course—an elegant name, just like Edward.” She looked at him intently, enjoying the comparison. “Dear little Percy in his blue knee suit, sitting there like your pretty little double.” She chuckled, satisfied by the success of this little exchange. “There now. That feels right, doesn’t it?”
Edward said nothing. Aunt Patricia’s smile lingered as she took another small sip of water.
“Percy it is,” she decided approvingly, “I do expect he gets lonely on that shelf in the den by himself all the time…” Her gaze flicked to Edward for the briefest instant with a smile, “He really should stay with you in your room.” Then, as an afterthought, she set down her glass and said, “I also would think Percy is a little jealous of your pretty new wardrobe now.” She laughed at once, as if it were a charming little joke, and waved the idea away with her fingers. “Oh, listen to me. Imagine dressing dolls at my age.” But the laugh did not quite clear the air. Something in the casual way Patricia had said it, and in the pleased little glance she gave Edward afterward, made his skin prickle.