Camp Sissy Curls (After Camp)--part58
I stood up, looked down at him and asked. "Do you want out of your playpen Michael?"
He shook his head up and down. "Okay then, climb on out." I told him.
As I walked for a seat on the couch, Penny joined us in the family room. "Maggie still up in her room Penny?" I asked.
"Yup." Penny said and she sat down next to me.
Michael crawled over in front of us and looked up. I shifted to my left to make space between me and Penny and said. "C'mon up and sit between us."
He climbed up between us, just as a real baby would do. And I untied his baby bonnet to examine his curls. The mass of tightly permed sausage curls and ringlets still glistened from the perm solution. And they still smelled of it too.
"What happened Thursday night?" I asked him. "Did you actually punch your sister in the stomach?"
He nodded "yes" and I took the pacifier from his mouth, leaving it dangling down the front of his baby dress. "It's okay to speak in front of me and Penny, so long as your sister's not around. But you gotta whisper Michael."
"Okay." He whispered.
"So why did you punch her?" I quietly asked.
He sniffled and moaned. "Maggie told me to ask my mother if I could dress up in her Alice outfit again this weekend. She said to tell mom that I really liked it and wanted to wear it again. And I told her no way!" And he sniffled again. "So Maggie said she'd tell everyone at school about how I wore it all last weekend if I didn't do what she said." And Michael took a breath. "And so I punched her!"
"Well I can't say that I blame you Michael. But if you don't want to go to school in your Shirley Temple hairdo, you know you gotta get through this weekend as a little baby girl and do as you're told!" I warned.
"Yeah, I know." He pouted. "But this is all just so awful. So embarrassing!"
Penny stood up and said. "Well, it's gonna be lunch time before long. I gotta get Maggie's lunch ready. And Michael's too!" And she headed for the kitchen.
The way Penny said it sounded odd. But I got up and said. "You better stick your binkie back in Michael and get back into your playpen. I'm gonna help Penny with lunch."
Michael crawled to his "baby prison", giving me a full view, for the first time, of his very thickly padded and ruffled behind.
"I'll help you with lunch Penny." I said, as I walked into the kitchen.
"Great, thanks!" She said. "Be a love and go down to the basement. There's an old highchair down there. Would you bring it up?"
"Oh geez Penny, not a..."
"Yup!" She interrupted. "I'm afraid so---Mrs. Morris' rule!"
Half an hour later, Penny and I sat at the kitchen table sipping cans of soda. We watched as Maggie chewed on her peanut butter and jelly sandwhich and spoon fed Michael from three jars of Gerber baby food sitting on the tray of the highchair that Michael had been squeezed into. Much of his "lunch" wound up on his face and his baby bib.
When his "main course" was done, Maggie laughed and asked. "Is widdle Michelle weady for her dessert now?"
He sobbed and groaned and shook his head "no" as Maggie unscrewed a baby jar of stewed prunes. "Yum yum Michelle!!! Open wide sweetie!" She giggled. "Gotta keep widdle baby nice and WEGULAR!"
Lunch ended with Michael's head in Maggie's lap on the couch in the family room, where he downed two full baby bottles of formula that Maggie had insisted on. And she ordered him back into his playpen, handed him a Teddy Bear to cuddle, and clicked on the TV.
Penny and I weren't surprised that Maggie seemed a lot more interested in watching her very full and bloated "baby girl" brother squirm and fidget in his playpen, than the stupid episode of "Full House" that she had channel surfed to on the TV.
And sure enough, within the hour, the bottles of formula and the jar of stewed prunes had Michael REALLY squirming in his playpen. He'd soon lose his battle with Mother Nature.
I wanted to, at least, spare Michael the indignity of wetting and messing his diapers in front of Maggie. And I wanted to deny Maggie the satisfaction of watching him do it.
"How about some ice cream Maggie!!!" I said very cheerfully, out of the blue. And I looked at Penny and raised my eyebrows and nodded toward the kitchen.
Penny caught my cue and chimed. "Yeah Maggie, I saw some mint chip ice cream in the freezer. It's your favorite! C'mon into the kitchen and I'll give you a big bowl of it!"
The stupid little snot took the bait thankfully and said. "Yeah great Penny!" And she eagerly skipped along for the kitchen behind Penny.
I got up and walked over to the playpen. Michael was on his hands and knees now, rocking a little back and forth and crying miserably. "I know you gotta do it Michael. And I feel awful for you." I whispered. "But at least you can do it while we're gone and no one's watching."
As Penny and Maggie and I sat at the kitchen table eating our ice cream, I thought about the horror Michael had to be going through in his playpen. And when Maggie's bowl was empty, she dashed back for the family room and Penny and I followed behind.
"Oh pew!!! Gross!!!" Maggie cried, as she caught a whiff of the very foul smelling air in the family room. "Michelle pooped his diapers!"
"Well what did you expect, you little shit!" I mumbled.
"Penny...Stephie just swore at me!!!" Maggie yelled.
"No she didn't. She called you a little 'twit' Maggie!" Penny quickly replied. And I marveled at how quick on her feet Penny was becoming.
"Well still, that's not nice!" Maggie pouted.
"Making your brother drink two bottles of baby formula and stuffing him with stewed prunes wasn't nice either Maggie!" Penny scolded.
"I'll take him upstairs Penny and get him cleaned up and into fresh diapers." I offered, though I really had no intention of me actually changing his gross, wet and poopy diapers. I'd "tutor" him on how to do it himself, like I did. And it would spare him the humiliation of having his messy diapers changed by a pretty girl who smelled good, as he had referred to me the weekend before.
"No, no, no!!!" Maggie yelled, as I headed toward the playpen pinching my nose. "My Mom said when he wets and poops his diapers, he's gotta wear them for at least an hour or more!"
"Oh God Penny, is that true???" I asked in disbelief.
"Yup, I'm afraid so ." Penny replied, with a disgusted frown on her face.
Well at least the weather was warm enough for Penny and me to open wide all the windows in the family room. And Michael sat in his mess in the playpen, bawling his eyes out in misery, until Maggie ordered him out of it and made him crawl around in an endless circle on the floor while she teased him with little mercy. The only positive thing about the whole ordeal was, at least, his diapers didn't leak.
When exactly an hour was up, I put an end to Michael's torment and told him to crawl upstairs for a diaper change.
"Oh poop!!!" Maggie complained. But I just ignored her and followed behind the stinky, pathetic "baby girl" as he crawled up the stairs in tears.
It took a long time and a lot of guidance and supervision from me to get Michael bathed and rediapered and redressed mostly on his own. But it was worth it. He was spared the humiliation of having his messy diapers changed by a girl and he'd know how to do it himself tomorrow if needed.
And Michael was very grateful. "Thanks for letting me do it on my own Stephie." He whispered as he hugged me. And then he added. "You really smell good Stephie!"
I laughed. "You don't smell so bad yourself now Michael!" And I fiddled with the skirt of his baby dress to get it all down around his petticoats and told him to head back downstairs.
He got down on his hands and knees to crawl but I stopped him. "You can walk down Michael, at least 'til you get back to the family room."
It was a little after four by now. Mrs. Morris was due home from work soon, thankfully. Without being told to, Michael crawled back to his playpen in the family room and climbed in and started to stack plastic colored blocks, one on top of another. I figured he was seeking refuge from his nasty sister in the confines of his "baby prison".
And he was left to himself, mercifully, as Maggie just colored in a coloring book on the couch.
Just after five, Mrs. Morris came home. I hadn't actually met Mrs. Morris so Penny introduced me and she thanked Penny and I for babysitting. As she searched through her purse for her wallet to pay Penny, she asked how things had gone. I didn't want to be involved in that conversation and I excused myself to walk over to the playpen.
I leaned down and whispered to Michael. "For your own sake Michael, don't get in any trouble tonight! Do as you're told so you can have those sausage curls buzzed off tomorrow night for school on Monday."
He looked up, suc-king on his binkie, and nodded "yes".
Outside, Penny asked. "Will you walk me to my door honey, before you head for home?"
"Sure Penny!" I smiled.
We walked and she headed us around to her back door. "Thanks Steph, you were a huge help. And you even changed Michael's diapers! "
"Not really Penny. " I confessed. "I taught him how to do it himself, like I sometimes have to do." And I blushed.
She giggled a little and joked. "Well, keep your diapers clean on your walk home Steph!" And she looked around to see that the coast was clear and she kissed me. "I love you Stephen." She whispered in my ear.
"I love you too Penny." I whispered back. "I'll be back tomorrow morning after church."