He sat on the bed facing the mirror while she removed the bag from his hair. He looked at the curlers but it all looked just as it did when she put the bag on. She unclipped each roller one by one. Jack’s jaw dropped as he saw each ringlet spring out.
In the end he looked just like that girl down the road when she was doing the Irish dancing, except that she had a wig for that.
Jack was dumbstruck. Mrs. Diplock took two pink ribbons and tied up his ringlets on either side. He gave her a really sad look. She smiled back. “It’s OK. They’ll last for a good two weeks”, she said running her fingers through his dangling ringlets.
Jack jumped up. “What?!!!” Mrs. Diplock calmly packed away the rollers. “Yes, with those chemicals and the perm rods your ringlets will easily hold for a fortnight.”
Jack looked in the mirror again in disbelief. “You’re not serious.” She just looked at him and raised her eyebrows. “What I am supposed to do? I can’t go out looking like this. I thought you were just making me dress as a girl for the afternoon!”
“Oh being a girl for an afternoon wouldn’t do at all. You’ll need at least a fortnight to get an idea what it is really like.”
Jack was dumb-struck. He was transfixed by the mirror. He couldn’t believe the mass of ringlets, the pink dress, white tights and frilly ankle socks. He reached up to feel the ringlets. They felt steel-like and he really believed that she meant it. Then he realised that his panties showed when he reached up like that so he dropped his arms quickly and pushed down his dress.
“Now, it’s time we phoned your mother”, Mrs. Diplock announced as she left the room. “What?! No! Wait!” Jack followed her. “She’ll want to know where you are”, Mrs. Diplock explained. “Or if you prefer to go on home yourself, that’s fine.” Jack stopped looked down at his dress and tights and realised that he was not going anywhere if he could help it. He looked back in the room for his shorts but they were gone.
Mrs. Diplock picked up the phone. Jack opened all the wardrobes and drawers but all he found were pretty dresses and various lacey things that he didn’t know the name of but clearly wouldn’t want to wear.
“Mrs. Casey? Mrs. Diplock here. Would you mind coming over to my house please? Jack is here and I’m afraid he’s gotten himself into a little trouble.” Jack’s heart sank. Now his mother was going to see him like this.
Ann was surprised to see her mother come down Mrs. Diplock’s street. The girls dodged in behind a hedge. They peeped out and saw her walking up to Mrs. Diplock’s door. Ann put her hand to her mouth. “Shit! He must have been rumbled!” The girls giggled at the thought of Jack being caught in the girl scout uniform.
But Jack would have given anything for that uniform now. He sat in Mrs. Diplock’s kitchen in the pink dress. His head was down in humiliation with the annoying result that the ringlets dangled at the edge of his vision.
He tensed when he heard the knock on the door. There was no going back now. His mother was going to see him in the pink dress and tights with his hair in ringlets.
Mrs. Diplock showed her into the kitchen. She looked in puzzlement at the girl at the table in the frightfully frilly dress. And those ringlets! She hadn’t seen a girl in ringlets in years - apart from that Irish dancer, but they weren’t real.
Jack slowly looked up. His mother put her hand to her mouth when she realised. “What ..?” She didn’t know where to start. Why was her son wearing a pink dress, white tights, frilly ankle socks and t-bar shoes and why was he wearing that wig of ringlets? Jack looked down again.
“He arrived here wearing these.” Mrs. Diplock held up the girl scout uniform and Jack longed to be wearing it again. “Pretending to be a girl scout so he could rob some buns.” His mother was shocked. He had never done anything like that before. He was good as gold. Not like his older sister.
“So I thought I’d teach him how to dress properly like a girl”, Mrs Diplock continued. “He didn’t want me to call the police but he had to be punished in some way.” “Yes … quite…” his mother said, still not quite coming to terms with the shock. “Well, I’m sure he’s learned his lesson”, she said, trying not to smile now. He really did look cute.
“But could you give him those clothes back now and I’ll bring him home?” She turned towards Jack. You’re certainly grounded for a fortnight. Jack thought ruefully that he wouldn’t mind that compared to being stuck with these ringlets.
“I don’t think so”, Mrs. Diplock countered. She held up the shorts and cut through them with a scissors. Jack was appalled. He had nothing to wear but the dress now. She really was getting her revenge big time.
“OK”, his mother said when she’d recovered from the surprise. Mrs. Diplock was clearly unhinged. “I guess you’ll have to come home like that then.” Jack sighed. “It won’t be so bad if you take off that horrid wig.” Jack sagged visibly in the chair.
“What?” his mother asked. She looked to Mrs. Diplock. “It’s not a wig”, she said. His mother looked at him again. She went over and took a bunch of ringlets in her hand. She sniffed them and winced. “Oh my goodness! You’ve given him a perm!” Mrs. Diplock looked a little sheepish. “Well maybe I got carried away but it just didn’t seem right that he could walk away and not be properly punished.”
His mother thought that this was all a bit extreme for nicking a few buns but she supposed she was grateful that the police hadn’t been called. “Right, well, you’d better come along now”, she said to Jack. He didn’t budge. “I can’t go out like this”, he said holding the hem of his dress out. “And even if I go home and change into my normal clothes, there’s still this”, he continued, holding a bunch of ringlets.
“You can stay here for the fortnight”, Mrs. Diplock suggested. Jack looked up. That wasn’t an enticing prospect but none of his options seemed great. His mother thought about it. “Actually, that seems like a suitable punishment”, she concluded. “You’re right, he shouldn’t just get away with it. He’s yours for the two weeks and maybe he’ll learn to be a good boy.” She smiled. “Or even a good girl.”
So that was it. Jack was going to have to stay with Mrs. Diplock and wear her daughter’s pretty dresses for a fortnight. It was an appalling prospect but any other option was even worse. He couldn’t go out until his hair was back to normal.