I went upstairs and pulled that frilly satin party dress from out of my closet. And yes, dear ladies, it was VERY frilly! Very girly! But so were most of my party dresses. After all, it was the early 1960's and girls were still very much...well, girls. Dainty. Girly. And feminine. ALL sugar and spice. But this dress was especially frilly. I remember it well. A bit shorter and poufier than most of my party dresses. Still, though, I had others, many others...too numerous to count...which also would have been considered very dainty and ultrafeminine. With the help of my personal maid, I put the frilly party dress on, and added two petticoats. One was a stiff crinoline mini half petticoat-three net layers all trimmed with a wide white row of ruffled white lace. And the other petticoat was a very stiff taffeta, pale pink, with dainty white satin bows. It, too, was heavily trimmed in white lace. And of course, because my dress was so short, several inches above my knees, my petticoats spilled out from everywhere. I knew, of course, that was EXACTLY what my Mother desired. And I would never have disobeyed Her. And so, after arranging my layered pettis and adjusting the very short skirts of my satin frock, I made my way to the staircase. But when I got to the top of the staircase and prepared to descend, there, at the bottom of the stairs were my mother and little billy's stepmother, surrounding billy. And ALL eyes were on me. How embarrassing! I KNEW, of course, that my layers of petticoats, so MANY of them, would be on display for everyone...even little billy. Especially little billy. And just as I recovered my aplomb, my mother ordered me to 'descend the stairs slowly, my dear. VERY slowly. We wish to make sure that the swish and sway of your pettis are appropriate for such a frilly dress.' And so downward I went, slowly, very slowly, just as my Mother had ordered. Ms. Anderson was all smiles, as if gazing at a beautiful picture. My mother looked approvingly at me, scrutinizing my every step. I knew better than to tug and pull at my short dress to cover my exposed pettis. That was forbidden by my mother. Meanwhile, little billy just stared. And kept staring. He couldn't help it. It was at that moment...that very moment...that I knew little billy was just a sissy. My exposed petticoats lacily rustled and swished as I reached the bottom of the staircase. Little billy just gazed. I stared back at him, knowing his secret. So I fluffed my short skirts and made froufrou with my petticoats. I fingered my lacy layers. And I stared at him again as if I knew EXACTLY what he was. That second time, though, he caught me staring deep into his eyes and quickly diverted his stares. He knew he had been caught. 'Shall we go to the parlor, everyone?' My Mother suggested. And then she directed me to take little billy's hand in mine, and his little legs brushed against my petticoats as I made sure he felt them. As we held hands, I gently nudged his frightened little hand towards my exposed petticoat lace. And when I tried to move his hand over my lacy layers, he recoiled in horror. I giggled girlishly. When we got to the parlor, my mother ordered me to stand in the middle of the room, still holding little billy's hand. Mother remarked, I remember, quite matter-of-factly, "Ms. Anderson, your darling little stepson is almost exactly the same size as my beautiful daughter. This frilly little dress would fit him like a glove. And I just know he would simply ADORE wearing petticoats! Now wouldn't you, my dear little boy? Hmmmmm...?'"