He knocked on the door of the lounge. “Come in”, Mrs. Byrne called out. He brushed down his skirts again and opened the door. She studied him as he walked across the room towards her. He stood in front of her and waited for her verdict.
“Curtsey”, she ordered. He gave her a disbelieving look. Surely maids didn’t have to curtsey to their employers in this day and age. But her stern look told him so would brook no argument. He tried to think what girls did to curtsey. He lifted his right foot, tapped the toe on the floor behind and bent his left knee briefly.
“That was barely a curtsey”, she said. “Take the hem of your skirt between your thumbs and forefingers on either side and raise it while you curtsey. Chris was fuming inside but did what he was told. “A bit better”, she conceded. “Now turn around.”
Chris turned and stood, feeling her eyes scan him from head to heel. “Your seams aren’t straight”, she said. He sighed. She told him to return to his room and straighten his seams. Chris was furious at the treatment he was receiving but didn’t argue and left the room.
He spent twenty minutes twisting his stockings back and forth to get the seams straighter. It was difficult to see properly having to twist around to look in the mirror. When the seams were as straight as he could get them, he practiced a few curtseys. After a few attempts he sighed deeply again and wondered how had he ended up like this.
Eventually he went back down, knocked on the door, tottered across the room to her and gave a more extravagant curtsey. He was instructed to turn around again. “That’ll have to do, I suppose. Now bring me tea and scones.”
Chris turned. “Curtsey before you leave”, she instructed him. He froze, bit his lip, turned back and curtsied.
Jenkins was in the kitchen and quite blatantly looked Chris up and down with a smirk. Chris felt distinctly uneasy and tried to push his dress down as far as it would go.
He returned to the lounge with the tray. He bent down to place the tray on the coffee table. “Bend your knees, for goodness sake!” she scolded him and Chris jerked back up realising that anyone behind him would certainly see his suspenders and probably his panties. He felt like saying “well, if the uniform wasn’t so damn short!” but he held his counsel.
The house had little in the way of modern conveniences. Chris had to sweep the floors since there was no vacuum cleaner. Every time he bent his knees to sweep into the dustpan his stockings would slip down a little and he would feel the suspenders stretch tighter when he stood up again.
The house was full of large mirrors which treated him to regular reminders of how he looked in the maid’s uniform, stockings and high-heels but at least afforded him the opportunity of ensuring that his stocking-tops could not be seen. But several times each day he would have to rummage under his petticoats and pull up his stockings again.
After a few days he was told to wash the floors. His only implements were a basin of water and scrubbing brush. There was no alternative but to get down on his hands and knees and scrub the floor. As he bent over, he knew that his stocking tops, at least, had to be visible to anyone standing behind but Mrs. Byrne was in the lounge and Jenkins was working in the garden.
Chris was halfway through the hall floor and had managed to forget his precarious position when he heard a gentle cough behind him. He straightened up immediately and desperately brushed down the back of his dress. It was Jenkins with an even bigger smirk on his face now.
Chris also had to wash their clothes by hand and hang them out on the washing line to dry. He was certain that having to reach up to the line was exposing his stocking tops and he kept swinging around to see if anyone was behind.
One day Jenkins answered the door to a guest and returned to the kitchen to instruct Chris to bring up tea for two. Chris prepared the tray and brought it up to the lounge. By now Mrs. Byrne had him well trained to maintain a demure appearance with his eyes directed downwards unless spoken to. He placed the tray on the coffee table, turned towards his mistress and curtsied, raising the hem of his dress daintily to expose his petticoats.
He heard a snort from the guest. He glared in her direction only to see his mother desperately trying to conceal her great amusement. He was mortified. He wrung his white-gloved hands in embarrassment. When his mother recomposed herself she praised Mrs. Byrne for making such a fine maid of Chris.
The whole summer he was fully conscious all day every day of his short dress, the constant movement of his suspenders and the discomfort of the four-inch heels. At the end of each day when he could finally take off the shoes and stand flat on the floor, his toes would remain curled upwards for at least a minute afterwards until he could ease them out of the unnatural shape they had been forced into for the previous sixteen hours.