Chapter XXXIII: Training Days (Part 1, Wednesday)
Wednesday 31 August. I would have overslept had my aunt not woken me. On my way back from work on Sunday evening I discovered the extent of my newly-acquired notoriety. I was stared at, pointed at, and laughed at, several times. So I had stayed indoors for the first two days of the week. Friends whom I hadnât seen for weeks had called round, probably to interrogate me about the gymkhana or just to gloat or take the piss. Alice and Debbie turned up twice. I got Bea to tell them I was out. Iâm sure they didnât believe her â I saw them staring up at my window from the street hoping to catch sight of me - but I didnât care. And last night my dreams kept waking me up. In the morning, I cycled to Holly End, and just made it by nine. It was a mild, sunny morning with little wind, but I could see clouds piling up on the western horizon, and I hoped they werenât a harbinger of rain. I saw Sadie parking her car, with Clarissa in the passenger seat, and as I pushed my bike up the path I could see a little knot of people outside reception. Rebecca and Tamsin were there, Mrs Willoughby, Mrs Westfeather, Jane and Beth. Jane noticed me first. She said something to the others, and all eyes turned in my direction. A moment later Geraldine appeared in the doorway, and came running down to meet me.
âSimon! Simon! Look at my new outfit!â
âYou look very smart, Geraldine.â
âMy mummy said my new boots would look best with black breeches.â
âShe was right.â
She did look smart, actually. Along with her new breeches she wore a dark blue short-sleeved riding top. She grabbed my hand and led me back up to Reception. I was just feeling thankful that Billy hadnât arrived yet, when he too appeared out of the main door in conversation with Sue. As soon as he noticed me hand-in-hand with Geraldine he started smirking.
âGood morning, Simon.â said Sue, âI hope youâre feeling fit. The sooner we get started the better. Thereâs rain forecast for later.â
âGood morning, Simon,â smiled Mrs Westfeather, âI hope you like Geraldineâs new outfit. She canât wait to get astride you!â
I smiled back by way of reply. I headed inside, accompanied by Sue, Rebecca and Tamsin. I went straight to the costume room. My suit was on the counter. I grabbed it and went into the changing cubicle.
âDonât forget these,â said Tamsin,â a little addition to save your blushes.â
She handed me a pair of pink latex pants. When I got inside, I discovered they incorporated a sheath about six inches long, terminating in a sphincter, like the mouth of a balloon.
âWhat are these for?â I asked.
âIf you have to do a wee in public, at least no-one will be able to see your thing. Unless you want them to.â
âOf course not. Sue, talking about that, I hope youâve made appropriate arrangements for Sunday?â
âYes, donât worry. Youâll have your own private tent or screen well away from the activity areas.â
âOkay, thanks for that, anyway. I wonât be a moment.â
It took me only minutes to zip myself into my suit, and then I came out of the cubicle and let the women take over, hitching up my ankles and fitting my hood, my arm bindings, my hooves, my head harness, my saddle, and my tail. I was relieved to find it was the same tail as before, which was not uncomfortable once it was in. I knew there was no way out, so I had resigned myself to the whole thing, and determined to make the best of it. After all the publicity I couldnât very well let down Holly End, which I relied upon for my income, and also, yes, I would have hated to have disappointed Geraldine.
âCould you leave the bit loose till the last minute, please, Miss Strickland?â I asked.
âOf course. We donât need to buckle it in place till we fit the reins. Come on then, pony.â
I clip-clopped out to Reception. I was quite adept at walking now.
âYouâre really getting the hang of it, Simon,â said Sue.
âToday youâre going to learn to trot,â said Tamsin. She looked very businesslike in black jods and boots and a white riding top. âYou wonât find that so easy. People canât move in the same way as horses. Horses can move with a single hoof on the ground. People canât. Youâll find anything beyond a trot is pretty much impossible, especially trussed up as you are. Iâd love to have you cantering, but Iâve never ponified anyone yet capable of that.â
âHow many people have you âponifiedâ then,â I queried.
âOh, enough, Simon. Enough to know that youâre an exceptional mover, and you must also be quite fit.â
I felt quite proud of myself. Praise from Tamsin was rare indeed.
âCan I get on him now, Tamsin?â pleaded Geraldine.
âIâm sorry, darling, youâll have to wait a bit today. Weâre going to have three two-hour sessions, with an hourâs break in between each. The first session will be dedicated to what is called âlungeingâ. The purpose of this is to teach an inexperienced pony to relax, to be obedient to the aids, and in Simonâs case to accustom him to different paces and see how well he can walk and maybe trot. But you can help me, of course!â
âWhat do I do, Tamsin?â
âOkay, dear, now first you can buckle up Simonâs bit. Thatâs it, not too tight⌠Perfect! Now we need to attach another strap to the side-pieces of his bridle, like so⌠Iâll put it under his nose so it wonât slip about.â
âWhatâs that for?â
âIâll show you. We use it to attach the lunge line. We couldnât use the bit ring because it would hurt poor Simonâs mouth. This is the lunge line.â
She picked up a coil of flat braided cord and clipped it to the new strap.
âThere. This is very long, see? So I can make him go round and round in circles and see how he moves.â
âBut he wonât go unless I ride himâŚâ
âOh, yes he will, Geraldine. This will make him.â And Rebecca handed her the longest whip I have ever seen! It was very thin, with a rigid handle as tall as Tamsin herself, and a whip on the end almost as long! She cracked it in the air to demonstrate its power. Geraldineâs mouth fell open.
âWonât it hurt him, though?â
âI wonât hit him properly unless he stops. Itâs just to encourage him along. Watch me for a while, then you can have a go.â
Tamsin picked up the end of the lunge line and walked backward into the field adjacent to Reception. There were no horses there today. I followed at the end of the line. When she was almost in the middle of the field, she called to me.
âRight, Simon. Stop there. Now when I tell you, I want you to start walking anti-clockwise around me. Keep at the end of the lunge rein, donât start spiralling in or drifting out. Keep in a nice round circle. And start off slowly. All right? When I want you to speed up, Iâll tell you, or use the whip to get you to move on. Ready? Okay, go!â
I started to walk. Because I was going in a circle, centrifugal force tended to pull me outwards, away from Tamsin, so the line remained fairly taut. I had done about five circuits, and was feeling quite comfortable, when she shouted, âRight â move on!â and cracked the whip behind me. I actually felt the tip hit my left foot. I went a bit faster. But again she called, âmove on, pony! Pick up the pace, please!â I wanted to complain, but I couldnât speak with the bit in my mouth and she wouldnât have heard me if could. My muscles were beginning to ache now, and I was sweating inside the heavy rubber. I wouldnât have minded a couple of minutesâ rest. But Tamsin had other ideas. âCome on! Pick up those hooves! Faster!â The whip connected behind the saddle, and then on my shins. Now I really wanted to get away from it. My walk turned into something between a walk and a run. My limbs were moving in an unaccustomed rhythm, dictated by the desire to escape from the whip on the one hand, and the constraints of my costume on the other. But she was merciless, pushing me to move ever faster, till eventually I caught one of my front â Iâm sorry, fore - hooves on one of my back hooves, and tumbled face first into the ground!
I lay there, stunned, for a moment. I couldnât feel my nose, and vaguely registered blood welling somewhere at the edges of my vision. With my front legs strapped into bindings I had been unable to take any evasive action. I lay on my side, my hooves waving ineffectually. I heard running footsteps, and then I was accosted by a number of hands - in my dazed state I couldnât tell how many. My two rescuers turned out to be Billy and Geraldine. No-one else came to my aid, and all I heard of Tamsin were the words, âOkay, letâs take a break!â
Geraldine cradled my head, repeating over and over, âpoor pony, poor pony!â while Billy squeezed and poked various irrelevant parts of my body, enquiring, âAre you all right, Sim? Have you broken anything?â When he finally realised the necessity of removing my bit, I was able to reply.
âIf I have, itâs my dobe!â I donât know why they both thought that was funny.
âCan you help me back onto my feet? Thanks.â
Together they hauled me up, allowing the blood from my nose to drip steadily onto the grass, and accompanied me as I trudged wearily back towards reception. Sue appeared from the doorway with the first-aid box, and met me half way. She removed the lunge strap, and made me lie down again while she cleaned my nose and wiped specks of blood from my front legs and hooves.
âItâs not broken anyway,â she announced, flexing it gently, âbut itâs a bit red. The bleeding should stop soon. Just lie there quietly. Iâll get you some water.â
âThanks, Sue.â
âI think thatâs the morning session over. Weâll have an hourâs break and resume about one.â
âThank goodness.â
âYes, sheâs a hard taskmistress. But she got you trotting there.â
âYeah?â
âOh yes. Sheâs very pleased with you.â
âShe has a funny way of showing it.â
âThatâs Tamsin. She knows how to give it out.â
Sue brought us a towel to catch the blood. Geraldine insisted on sitting on the grass with my head in her lap, cushioned on the towel. The bleeding soon stopped. She stroked my hooded and bridled head with awkward gentleness. Billy sat beside us.
âThat looked awful, Sim,â he said in a low voice, âI hope they donât do it to me. I donât think I could run like that. Iâd just fall over straight away, and then sheâd probably come and beat me.â
âWatch out, here she comes!â
âGood effort, Simon. Youâre a natural. You were trotting there at the end. Thatâs what I was hoping for. Well done!â
âWhatâs next?â
âNext we do it all over again, this time with your rider.â
âYippee!â cried Geraldine.
âIâll keep you on the lunge line for a bit, but itâll be up to Geraldine to keep you moving. See if you can duplicate your performance of the morning.â
âOkay, Iâll tryâŚâ
âRelax for now. Take on some refreshment. Weâll start again in forty minutes.â
I ate lunch, drank a can of juice, and trotted round the back of the offices for a pee, aided by Billy. He was a bit less inclined to make fun of me now.
âHey, Sim, do you think they were serious about doing this to me too?â
âDoing what?â
âYou know⌠Ponification.â
âAbsolutely. Wait and see.â
âI hope not,â he said, anxiously. âIt looks really hard. And thatâs not even the worst part.â
Tamsin was calling me. I went back round. Geraldine had put on her black riding coat, her new gloves, and her riding hat. She held her little whip in one hand and what I took to be her cloak in the other, rolled up tight and fastened with a strap.
âCome here, Simon,â said Tamsin, âGeraldine wants to strap this behind your saddle, in case it rains. Actually, it looks as though it might.â
The cloak was secured, and Geraldine climbed astride me, encouraged by her admiring mother. Tamsin clipped on the reins, knotting them short so Geraldine could keep a close hold of my head. She refitted the lunge strap, and attached the line.
âYou look so smart in your new outfit, darling. Youâre going to be the only rider at the gymkhana with yellow boots and gloves,â simpered Mrs Westfeather.
âI know, mummy. And a proper riding cloak. I do hope it rains on Saturday, so I can wear it!â
âJust a couple of piccies before you start.â She held up her phone. âThere, dear. Now off you go. Have a nice ride!â
Tamsin led me into the field again on the lunge line. On her word, Geraldine gave me a gentle kick. Obediently I started off, and when she kicked me again, and gave me a little slap down my flank, I broke into my version of a trot. They worked me together for the first half hour or so, then Tamsin came and took off the lunge strap and line.
âOkay, Geraldine. Youâre on your own now. Show me what you can do. Remember what I told you. Control and discipline. Keep him on a tight rein, show me how you can make him go, and make him stop. Show me how you can turn him. And donât be afraid to push him to the limit occasionally. Go!â
For the next hour, Geraldine rode me around the field, sometimes at a walk, sometimes as fast as I could go. She was a good trainer herself. We seemed to develop a close sympathy. I could usually sense what she wanted of me. She transmitted her demands through the pressure of her calves on my sides, and with quiet instructions. When she wanted me to change direction, she used the reins, not to pull my head round, but merely as a signal, to which I would immediately respond. It was hard work, but the sense of working as a team, and putting on a good display, was also enjoyable. It sounds ridiculous, and I wouldnât admit it openly, but I liked having her on my back, and took pride in responding well to the aids. I wanted to impress the onlookers as much as she did.
However, our display was interrupted by a sudden squall. Our audience ran for cover, but Geraldine reached back and grabbed her cloak from behind the saddle. In no time she had unrolled it and thrown it over her shoulders, fastening it at the throat.
âThere. It can rain as much as it wants, now! Iâll be nice and dry in here.â
The scent of new latex filled the air, giving me an unexpected thrill of pleasure. Geraldine walked me back up to Reception, where the others were sheltering.
âI donât think itâs going to stop,â said Sue. âLetâs all go into the indoor school.â
The indoor school was in a big hangar-like construction half way between the offices and the showground. It had an arena and several tiers of viewing seats. The arena was a loose artificial surface. We made a dash for it, and were soon inside, where it was dry, and rather warm under the metal roof. It was decided the rest of the dayâs training would take place there.
âYou know, you two are doing great,â said Tamsin. âItâs such a shame we donât have more time. I really need a fortnight to prepare you for the gymkhana, and to get you completely fit, Simon, but here we are just a few days away. Never mind. Youâll be completely prepared for the next event, whatever it is.â
Geraldine patted my flank encouragingly.
âTheyâre amazing,â cried Clarissa, with genuine admiration, âthey work so well together. Simon, I wouldnât have believed youâd be such an awesome pony! Iâm so glad we cancelled that stupid party and came here instead, arenât you, Sadie?â
âOh, darling, I wouldnât have missed this for the world, trust me!â
âWeâll carry on doing the basic stuff for the remainder of today,â said Tamsin, âand then dedicate tomorrow to jumping and tricks. Okay?â
We both nodded. Our training was resumed. It had been a dry summer, and outside in the field the ground had been quite hard, making my muscles ache. The surface of the arena, however, was yielding, even slightly springy. Over the course of the next couple of hours I perfected my trot, and Geraldine her posture, much to Tamsinâs satisfaction.
âGood work, you two! Sue, I need a few more weeks with them, and I swear weâll be able to show them by Christmas!â she laughed.
âOh, donât give me ideas,â she returned. âHow about you offer a full ponification service here at Holly End? I bet there are plenty of mothers â and wives â whoâd like their boys put into training!â
âHmm, I might just consider that. Wouldnât it be fun? What do you think, Geraldine? Would you like a whole stable of ponies to ride?â
âNo thank you. I just want Simon. I donât need any others.â
âBilly looked at Sue and grinned broadly. Unable to speak, I blew a gentle nicker of gratitude, which Geraldine understood just as well, for she stroked and patted my cheek.
âDoesnât Geraldine look special in her cloak?â said Sue. âYou know, darling, you might get your wish on Sunday. The forecast for more rain over the next few days.â
âAnd more mud,â murmured Billy, looking innocently out at the field.