Chapter 11. Autumn in Spring
On Thursday evening, Paul packed his ballet costume, and Autumnâs panties, into his rucksack. He wrapped the whole lot tightly in a plastic bag, and buried it right at the bottom. He wasnât going to risk anyone finding them. As he made his way to school on Friday, he thought âWell, perhaps tonight weâll have the evening to ourselves. I certainly hope there wonât be any unexpected visitors, like last week!â Lessons were uneventful to the point of being boring. No-one, including the teachers, could think of anything but getting away for the long weekend. No-one that is, except perhaps Rhianna and Denise, the two school swots in year two, who would have been quite happy to stay at school over the whole weekend. But more of them later.
As soon as the final lesson finished, Paul was out of the door, out of the school gates, and walking quickly towards Emiliaâs house. He was aware of being a little exhilarated at the prospect of discarding his heavy, ugly school clothes, and slipping into his light, stretchy ballet gear, but his conscious self preferred not to explore the source of those feelings. Also, he found the secret, illicit conspiracy between Emilia and himself rather exciting. As he turned the key in the lock of her front door, he imagined himself a spy on a secret mission. He looked suspiciously up and down the road, to make sure he wasnât being watched, before finally pushing open the door and sliding in. The house was still and silent. He took off his shoes and pushed them under the stairs, then made his way up to Emiliaâs bedroom. All the piles of clothes had been cleared away, and it was delightfully clean and neat. Without more ado he stripped off his uniform and underclothes and recovered the plastic bag from the depths of his rucksack. First on were Autumnâs panties. He reflected momentarily on the slew of trouble his interest in them had landed him in. Then his yellow tights, his ballet shoes, and finally his leotard. Oh yes, and he musnât forget the little yellow ribbon choker. Having wriggled and squirmed until he felt everything was fitting properly, he contemplated himself in the mirror. He liked what he saw. He felt good, and, he flattered himself, he looked good too. He found a brush on the dressing-table and brushed his hair. It was definitely getting longer. He wanted to grow it out, and he was surprised but pleased that his mother hadnât suggested a haircut for a while now. He looked at his watch. Four-fifteen. Emilia would be here soon. Heâd better get a snack ready for her, and they could sit together in the living room. He skipped downstairs and made for the food cupboard and the fridge.
Unfortunately for Paul, Fate had decided to take a hand for the second time that week. It had decreed that a number of things should occur. First, Emiliaâs task should take longer than she had anticipated. Second, Mrs Dikinson should forget to put her phone on charge the previous night, and only discover her omission as she and the family were about to depart. Third, Mrs Dikinsonâs sister, Catherine Lowell, who lived in an adjoining town, should choose this day to make an impromptu visit to the shopping centre near her sister, accompanied by her daughter, Autumn, and Autumnâs best friend, Penelope. Had any one of these occurrences not taken place, Paulâs evening would have been as idyllic as he had hoped. But the combination of all three wreaked disaster.
Mrs Lowell and the girls cut short their shopping expedition. The shopping centre was crowded, as it always was on a Friday night, the girls were tired, and so was she. Nevertheless she had manged to buy a few clothes for herself and the girls, and also for the girls rather cute red belt purses on red leather belts.
âI wonder if Eleanorâs in?â said Mrs Lowell, aloud. âIâll give her a ring. Maybe you girls would like to say hello to Emilia and Nathan?â
âYes please, mummy!â cried Autumn. She loved going to her auntâs house. There was always fun playing with Emiliaâs old dolls, and tasty things to eat.
âOh. Her phoneâs going straight into voicemail. Itâs not far, anyway. Shall we go and see if theyâre in?â
As they drove towards Emiliaâs house, Emilia herself was still unstacking chairs in the school hall.
âI should give Paul a ring,â she thought. âBut I guess heâll be fine for another half hour or so. Thereâs plenty of food in the kitchen and he can watch television if he wants.â
Paul had almost finished preparing their tray when there was a knock at the door.
âThatâll be Em!â he said excitedly, and dashed into the hallway. He threw open the door, and found himself confronted, not by Emilia, but by a youngish, rather handsome, woman, flanked by two little girls. All three stared at him in amazement. He stared back in horror. Wide-eyed, they looked him up and down several times. For several seconds no-one spoke. Eventually, Mrs Lowell found her voice.
âGood afternoon. Iâm sorry, I was wondering if Mrs Dikinson is in.â
âMrs Dikinson?â repeated Paul, in a daze. He was still in shock.
âOr Emilia?â
âEmilia? Emilia. Yes. She should beâŠ. I mean, sheâs expected home any minute.â
âIâm sorry. Who are you? I donât think I recognise you.â
âMe? Who am I? Oh, oh yes, Iâm Paul. Iâm a friend of Emiliaâs.â His mind began to function again. âI was just waiting for her to come home. I was just practising my ballet. I do ballet at school, and, you know, I have to practise, orâŠ.â His voice trailed off.
âNice to meet you, Paul. Iâm Catherine Lowell, Eleanorâs sister. This is my daughter, Autumn, and her friend, Penelope.â
At the mention of Autumnâs name, Paul froze again, and immediately blushed to his ears. He stood there, unable to move.
âWould you mind if we came in, and waited for Emilia?â
âOh. No. Of course. Not at all. Please come in.â
He stood aside and they trooped into the kitchen.
Mrs Lowell turned to him.
âI must say thatâs a very pretty ballet costume, Paul. The design looks familiar, somehow.â
âMummy! Mummy!â whispered Autumn.
âYes, dear?â
âCome here!â
Mrs Lowell bent down, and her daughter whispered something in her ear.
âOh, really, darling? How funny! My daughter says she has a pair of panties with exactly the same design!â
âYes, I do!â cried Autumn, âShall I show you? Theyâre in my drawer upstairs.â
And before Paul could respond she had run off up the stairs, with Penelope in pursuit.
Mrs Lowell could see Paul was feeling rather awkward, not to say nervous, so she tried to put him more at ease by making conversation.
âPaul. I suppose youâre at Brook Lane too?â He nodded. âDo you like it there? Emilia always speaks very highly of the place.â
âOh, yes. Itâs a good school⊠I wonder where Emilia is? I was expecting her a while ago. Perhaps Iâll give her a ring.â
But even as he picked up his phone, there was another knock at the door. Paul jumped like a scalded cat, and hurried to answer it. This time it was Emilia.
âSorry, Paul, I got held up.â
âYour auntâs here,â he whispered. âI told her Iâm doing ballet practice.â
Emilia looked startled. âWhatâs she doing here?â
âAnd Autumn. And another one.â
Emilia walked into the kitchen.
âCatherine! How are you? I hope Paulâs been keeping you entertained?â
âOh, yes. But weâve only just arrived. I tried to ring your mum, but I couldnât get through, so we thought weâd just come over on the off chance. Weâve been to Eastfield shopping centre, but it was so packed in there we just had to leave.â
âWhat a shame. The family is out for the rest of the evening. Mumâs always forgetting to charge her phone, so thatâs probably it. Whereâs âŠâ
âAutumn and Penelope are upstairs. Youâll laugh â Autumn had a pair of panties with the same design as Paulâs leotard! Sheâs gone to get them.â
âReally?â said Emilia nervously. âHer stuff is all over the place. I donât know ifâŠ.â
But at that moment steps were heard on the stairs, and the two girls reappeared.
âMummy! My panties have disappeared!â complained Autumn. âI left them right on top. Someoneâs taken them!â
âDarling, Iâm sure no-oneâs taken them,â laughed Mrs Lowell. âEmilia, you havenât heard of any pantie thieves operating in the area, have you?â
Emilia laughed nervously. Paul shifted from one foot to the other, and turned bright red again. Their behaviour wasnât lost on Mrs Lowell.
âEmilia? Do you know where Autumnâs panties might be?â
âN-no, Catherine, I donât think soâŠâ murmured Emilia, weakly.
âBut you do know something, donât you?â
Paul was determined Emilia should not get blamed for anything, so with the utmost gallantry he said,
âActually it was me, Mrs Lowell. I borrowed them because I thought the design was so nice, and I wanted my mum to get me a leotard just the same. Thatâs all. Emilia didnât know about it until afterwards.â
âI see. So you borrowed them, did you. And did you return them?â
âNot yet. But I will.â
âThat boy took my panties?â whined Autumn, in dismay. âWhy did he take my panties?â
âWell, darling, it seems he liked them so much he couldnât help himself,â said her mother, sarcastically. âSo Paul, where are they now?â
âTheyâreâŠtheyâre⊠at home. Iâll bring them back tomorrow, first thing.â
Thatâs what he said, but Mrs Lowell was a perceptive woman, and she noticed him tugging down the legs of his leotard as he spoke.
âAt home. I see. Youâre sure about that?â
Poor Paul squirmed under the interrogation, and turned an even brighter shade of scarlet. He didnât reply.
âYouâre not wearing them, by any chance?â
Still no reply, but he showed signs of wanting to flee the room. So Mrs Lowell came over to him, grabbed him by the arm, and pulled up one leg of that pretty leotard.
âI knew it!â She could clearly see the pattern of red bows underneath his tights.
Autumn stared in disbelief. âHeâs wearing my panties!â she wailed.
Penelope covered her mouth with her hand.
âWould you like to explain to my daughter exactly why youâre wearing her panties?â
âIâŠIâŠâ
âOr would you like to explain to Emiliaâs mother, and your mother? Thatâs the alternative.â
âOK, IâŠâ
âThe truth, please,â said Mrs Lowell, sternly.
âI couldnât help it,â said Paul, his eyes filling with tears, âI thought they were so pretty. I only borrowed them. My mum bought me this leotard, and because they matched, I thoughtâŠ. I thought it would be OK.â
âI see.â
âPlease donât tell Mrs Dikinson or my mum. I wonât be able to see Emilia or Nathan again if you do.â
Mrs Lowell sat down at the kitchen table and looked at him. Her face was very serious, but if you could have seen inside her mind you would have found only mischief and delight.
âOK, Paul. Hereâs the deal. You let me punish you, you make restitution to Autumn, and weâll say no more about it. You can keep her panties, as you obviously like them so much.â
âBut mummyâŠâ
âAnd Iâll buy you new ones, whichever ones you want.â
âYippeeâ
âAgreed, Paul?â
âYes. Anything you say. Of course, Mrs Lowell.â
âEmilia, is that fair?â
âOh, yes, aunt. Very fair. Iâm sure weâre both very grateful for that.â
âIâm sure you are,â said Mrs Lowell, looking at her quizzically.