Chapter 104. The Inevitable.
After a brief consultation, it was decided the babies should pose in the play area, that being the most age-appropriate location. They were photographed and filmed on the climbing-frame, on the swings, on a see-saw, on a slide, and on a spinner – often attended by a good-humoured melee of admirers. Since they demonstrated scant willingness to smile, each boy’s pacifier was left in, as the most picturesque alternative to a sulky pout. Apart from suffering the indignity of being required to adopt various humiliating poses, surrounded by a crowd of idle, sniggering spectators - many of whom were exploiting their predicament to take their own photos - the boys were terrified lest they should see someone they knew – or, to be more accurate, be seen by someone who knew them.
After twenty minutes or so, Dana suggested some “natural” snaps, with the trees as a backdrop, so the women led the way out of the play area and headed back up the hill, leaving behind a satisfied audience. Philip seemed to be reluctant to leave, however, and had to be encouraged by Kimona and Dorelia, each pulling one arm. Even then he was walking awkwardly with little steps, and looking very unhappy.
“What’s the matter with Philip?” asked Toni, walking more slowly and looking back towards the play area.
Dana glanced back. “Oh, probably just being difficult, as usual,” she said, with a wink at Jess. “Never mind, we can leave in half an hour or so. I’ve just spoken to Shaniya, and she and her mates are going out at five.”
“No, I don’t think he’s being wilful…I think…maybe…he needs the toilet…”
“Toni, don’t fuss,” said Jess, “babies don’t use toilets. That’s why they wear nappies.”
“But…but…are you just going to let him…?”
“Absolutely,” smiled Dana. “It’s all part of the training.”
“Gosh…” Tina stopped, shading her eyes. “Matthew doesn’t look very comfortable either…”
The two boys and the four girls had now merged into a group. There was some sort of consultation going on, and suddenly Kimona detached herself and came running up.
“Mummy! The boys need the toilet! Urgently!” She started jumping up and down herself in a sort of telepathic sympathy.
“It’s all right dear,” said Dana, calmly. “let us deal with it. We’ll wait for them here.”
The little group made its way fitfully up to them.
“Mummy,” began Abigail, “I think…”
“We know, dear. Everything all right, boys?”
“Mmm…mmf…m-mmf mmf! Mmmff!” came from Philip. He had a very indignant expression on his face. Matthew, on the other hand, stood shifting from one foot to the other, looking pleadingly at them.
“What are you saying, dear? Are you thirsty again?” asked Jill, straight-faced.
“MMM-MMMF!” He repeated, louder, stamping one foot.
“Well, never mind. Let’s just get back to the trees, and then we’ll sort it out, whatever it is.”
But before they could move on, Matthew, who was now looking ready to burst into tears, stiffened, emitted a little whimper, and placed both of his mittened fists on the front of his bloomers. For a moment nobody spoke, but then Lucy, who was standing beside him holding onto his arm, stammered, “I-I think baby Matthew is doing…a wee!”
Baby Matthew certainly was doing a wee – and a very big wee it was, by all appearances. Everyone stared at his yellow bloomers. A slight but definite change was in process. They seemed to be filling out, the material losing its folds and becoming tauter. The women watched with satisfaction. The pull-ups were doing exactly what they were claimed to – to swell and thus contain the wee, so that it neither escaped nor soaked baby’s skin.
The girls were momentarily unsure how to react. But when Dana said - “Good boy, Matthew! Doesn’t that feel better?” - they relaxed and gave free rein to their delight.
“Our baby’s done his wee!” said Abigail and Lucy proudly, claiming credit for Matthew’s weaker powers of resistance. Kimona and Dorelia looked momentarily put out, but they weren’t disappointed for long, for Philip, set off by his friend, almost immediately followed suit.
The women gave them a little cheer and a round of applause. Philip and Matthew were too embarrassed to look at each other, or anyone else, but started to make their way separately towards the trees, accompanied by their little admirers, the women following.
“See?” said Dana to Toni. “No big deal. They’ll be fine till we get home.”
“It certainly seemed to have a salutary effect,” remarked Toni. “All Philip’s resentment evaporated the moment he wetted himself.”
“Precisely,” agreed Jill. “Turning them into babies takes all the swagger out of them. I’d recommend it to any mother of a difficult teenage boy.”
“Of course, she’d need a good babysitter, too,” laughed Jess. “But it’s definitely worth it, even if only for the entertainment!”