Chapter 43. Valentinaâs.
While Philip was agonising over his predicament, the girls enthused about his appearance.
âPhilip, youâre so lucky,â said Lucy, âI wish I had such a beautiful fairy costume. Do you think you could really magic things with your wand? It looks real, just like the one the fairy in my book has got.â
âI dunno. Iâll try, shall I?â He waved his wand at the driver. âDoreliaâs mummy? Turn the car round and go home!â
Jess laughed. âYou canât put a spell on me, fairy. Iâm a witch!â
âWell, you said it,â murmured Philip.
âSorry?â
âNothing, Jess.â
âOh, no, donât wish that!â cried Dorelia, horrified. âWeâre going for ice-creams! Donât you remember?â
âOh, yes. So we are.â
âIâm going for a good laugh,â murmured Shamiya. Philip glared at her.
There was a parking space right outside Valentinaâs, but Jess had to drive past and park fifty yards down the street. Saturday afternoon. The shops were busy.. The ladies took ages getting organised, allowing the passers-by to get a good eyeful of Philip. Some actually stopped to stare. Philip was not amused.
âWhatâs up with you, dear?â he said to one woman who was unashamedly gawping at him, âNever seen a real fairy before?â
âNot one like that,â she countered, moving on.
Finally they were headed back to the ice-cream parlour. Outside on the wall there was a painted notice: âREAL ITALIAN ICE CREAMâ. And underneath, on the pavement, chained to the wall, was a big model ice-cream cone on a long, heavy black base.
âThat used to have a model of a little girl next to the cone, holding the sides as if she was about to eat it.â
âYeah,â said Shaniya, âI remember it. Some idiot stole it one night.â
âReally?â said Philip.
âYes. Look - you can still see the steel loops on each side where her hands were attached to the top of the cone.â
âWell, itâs a bit stupid to keep it if half of it is missing.â
âMaybe theyâll find a replacement one day.â
They crowded in. The parlour was busy. Philip wanted to go to a table in one corner, but the ladies insisted on a centre table. Pretty much everyone in the place was staring at them â at him. They sat down. Kimona grabbed the seat next to him. Shaniya took up a place directly opposite him, and started recording the event. Philip was forced to sit up very straight, thrusting out his chest so as not to crush his wings. His aunt would not have been pleased had he damaged them. He put his wand down next to his place setting. The waitress brought them menus.
âOoh, what a pretty little group of fairies!â she smirked, looking straight at Philip.
âArenât they?â said Dana. âDo you still do that rainbow ice-cream with silver balls on it?â
âWe do the ice-cream, but we donât have any balls at present. Fairies shouldnât have balls, should they?â
Jess fell about laughing. Silly cow, thought Philip.
Everyone chose an ice-cream. Philip would have liked chocolate, but eventually decided on vanilla, just in case he dropped it on his costume. The waitress came and took their order. She went round the table. When she came to Philip, she said,
âAnd now the biggest fairy of all?â
âVanilla please. Two scoops.â
âTwo vanilla balls. For the fairy whose got everything,â she added, with a glance at his chest. âYes miss, right away.â
Philip couldnât think of a smart response, so he just pretended not to hear.
The orders arrived. The waitress must have given them extra large portions. The girls all had tall glasses filled with multicoloured layers, which they were excavating carefully. Philip took a spoonful of his. As he looked down at his dish, he caught a glimpse of his little breasts, pushing against the sequined spandex, the nipples standing out proudly. He blushed. No wonder people were staring at him. The stimulation of being encased in the taut little high-collared leotard was heightened by the pleasant awareness of his pretty accessories, the long, silky gloves, the sexy tights, the sweet little silver shoes. Moreover he had thought it essential to put on his most restricting pair of latex underpanties, but while they provided the highest degree of physical constraint, that was accompanied by a proportional level of arousal. He fidgeted self-consciously in his seat, and surreptitiously touched himself under the table. It was as he feared. Imagine if his aunt had denied him his skirt! He flushed scarlet at the thought.
âAre you feeling all right, Philip?â asked Mrs Williams.
âYes, yes, fine, thank you, Dana.â
âItâs quite warm in here. Eat up your ice-cream. Itâll cool you down.â
âYes. Yes, of courseâŚâ He was clearly flustered. Jess was looking at him with a smug smile.
âSo Philip. Tell me all about school. Shaniya tells me youâre the only boy in the whole place.â
âErâŚyes. Thatâs right. Itâs a very good school. I like it there.â
âBut you wear a girlâs uniform, and everything.â
âYes. My aunt knows the headmistress. She said it was the best place for miles around to help me get the grades I need.. Anyway, Iâll be leaving soon, and hopefully going to uni next year.â
But she persisted.
âSo was it your decision to wear a girlâs uniform? Or did the school insist?â
âNo, it was myâŚâ
He was saved by Kimona.
âMummy, I dropped my spoon!â
âOh, dear, never mind. Weâll get you a clean one. Now, whereâs that waitress? Theyâre never around when you want them. Philip? Would you mind?â She indicated the counter.
âNo. Of course not.â
He stood up. To his horror, he felt his skirt sliding down his hips. He grabbed it just in time, and stood there, uncertain what to do. Why had that happened?
âOh, the Velcroâs come undone,â said Dana.
âIâll fix it,â cried Abigail, jumping up. âTurn around, Philip.â She took both sides and pressed them firmly together. âThere.â
âThanks, Lucy,â said Philip, relieved. âI donât know why that happened.â
âI think some of the gauze got caught in between,â said Dana, as Philip made his way to the counter. âDid you make sure it was nice and firm, darling?â
âI think so.â
âOkay.â
The tables were close together, and Philip had to squeeze between the backs of chairs to get to the counter. He could feel peopleâs eyes on him, but he ignored them. But he kept one hand on his skirt just in case. There was a different girl at the counter, writing out someoneâs bill.
âExcuse me, could we have another spoon? One of the girls has dropped hers.â
âSure. Just give me a minute and Iâll get you one.â
She finished the bill, then produced another spoon from under the counter.
âThere you go, Tinkerbell.â
Philip was just about to walk away when her words sunk in.
âExcuse me?â
âYouâre excused.â
âNo. What did you call me?â
âTinkerbell. You are Tinkerbell, arenât you?â
âYouâre very rude.â
âOkay, so I am. Fairy nuff!â
She stared him out, trying not to laugh.
âYouâŚyou. I should report you to the manager!â
âI am the manger, Tinkerbell. So go on, report me then,â she smiled cheerfully.
Philip realised he was being stupid, and worse, he was losing the argument.
âOh, oh, never mind!â he said, testily. He made his way back to the table. But the girl was after him. He sat down. What did she want now?
âGood afternoon, ladies. Iâm Susanne, the manager. I hope youâre enjoying your ice-creams?â
There was a chorus of yesses.
âItâs scrummy!â said Dorelia. âI could eat another one.â
âWell, girls, I have a little proposition.â She looked at Dana and Jess. âYou see, my staff were so entranced by your little fairies here, that they wonderedâŚ.â
âYes?â said Dana, curious.
âYou know our poor little lonely ice-cream cone outside? The one someone stole our little girl from?â
âYesâŚâ
âWell, they were wondering if your little fairies would like to pose where the girl used to be, and have their photos taken. Then we could put them up on the walls, or even on our website.â
âYes!â shouted Kimona, âI will!â
âAnd me!â âAnd me.â âAnd me!â shouted the other three.
Susanne looked at Philip, encouragingly. âAnd you, maybeâŚ.?â
âGo on, Philip!â said Kimona, âpleaseâŚâ
âIf all five of you do it, thereâll be no charge for the ice-creams. And you can eat as many as you want.â
âYippee! Yes. Philip will come with us, wonât you, Philip? Wonât you?â
âOh, go on, Philip,â said Jess, âbe a sport.â
Susanne had made it impossible for him to refuse. Sly bitch, thought Philip. First she cheeks me, then she tricks me.
âCome on then, girls. Wait by the door while I fetch my camera. When you come back you can all have seconds.â
âThatâs nice,â said Dana to Jess. âLooks like weâre going to have a cheap afternoon.â
The girls finished their ice-creams, then jumped up and waited by the main door. There was an empty table there, and they sat down, chattering excitedly. Philip looked at the others.
âI hope this isnât gonna take long,â he complained. âI donât want to be standing out there for everyone to stare at.â
âThis is just too perfect,â laughed Shaniya. âPhilip? Please donât rush it. Just a minute or two would be enough. PleaseâŚâ
âOh, stop moaning and go and join them,â said Mrs Williams. âAnd cheer up. Donât be a spoilsport. The girls are so happy youâve come to play with them. Donât upset them now.â
Philip sighed. âOkay, Dana. But Iâm doing it for them â not for you, Shaniya!â
âGoody!â said Shaniya, happily. And he rose slowly from the table and went to join the other fairies.
Susanne reappeared holding her camera, but first she went over to where the grown-ups were sitting.
âHeâs going to do it then?â
âYes, said Jess. Not for you, but for the girls, he said.â
âWill he stay still while I take the photos?â
âI dunno,â said Shaniya. âHe said he would, but he gets so self-consciousâŚ.â
âI see.â Susanne thought for a moment. âListen. Suppose weâŚ..â
Her voice dropped to a whisper. The others listened, smiles slowly spreading over their faces.
âDo you have any here?â asked Jess.
âOut the back.â
âWell get them then. Letâs try it!â