Chapter 45. Fantastic News.
As Jess drove them home, Shaniya was reviewing and congratulating herself on the videos she had taken of Philipâs latest humiliation. The girls are going to be begging me for these, she thought. She believed she would be the sole source of record of Fairy Philip. But she was wrong. Unfortunately for her, and for Philip himself, a group of girls from Miss Pearsâ class happened to be in the High Street that afternoon, heading home from playing tennis in the park. As they approached Valentinaâs they could see a group of about a dozen adults and sundry children standing outside, the adults laughing and taking photos, the kids jumping around excitedly.
âWhatâs going on there?â said one.
âFree ice-creams, maybe,â said her friend. âCome on, girls.â
They hurried along to find out the source of the commotion, pushing their way into the crowd. When they saw Philip, they gaped with disbelief.
âOhâŚmyâŚgod!â
âItâs that Philip kid from U.1!â
âNow heâs a fairy!â
âCute costume, Philip!â
âLook â heâs been tied to that cornet. He canât move!â
âWait till the girls see this!â
And out came all their phones. They took over the front row of the audience, and took it in turns to pose with him. L.2 was in for a treat. Not only L.2. Because at that moment a van from the Dayton Advertiser pulled up opposite and out got a young woman with a camera slung over her shoulder. She came on and craned over the knot of people, and began to ready her camera. Susanne had seen her arrive and came out to say hello.
âHi. Iâm Susanne, the manager. I see youâve heard about our latest attraction. His nameâs Philip.â
âIâm Tabby. Nice to meet you, Susanne. Yes, I had a tip-off. Do you mind if I get a few photos and do an interview? Itâll be good publicity for you.â
âNo, great! Go ahead. By the way, just to warn you, he may pretend he was tricked into doing this. But I can assure you he a dedicated exhibitionist, and heâs enjoying every minute. Heâs being paid, of course.â
âAm I?â interjected Philip, whoâd been listening to the conversation with growing annoyance, but now thought he might as well make the best of a bad situation. âReally? You didnât tell me that. How much?â
Susanne thought on her feet.
âWell, say fifteen pounds an hour. Thatâll be forty-five pounds for today. And when your shift is over, Iâd like to talk about a permanent position. Not out here, but inside.â
âForty-five pounds? Am I going to be here for another hour, then?â
âWell, until your aunt arrives to collect you. But Iâll pay the forty-five anyway.â
Philip was about to say something else to Susanne when one of the L.2 girls posing next to him cheekily patted his bottom.
âGet off!â he shouted, âDonât touch me! Susanne, tell them!â
âGirls, come on now. You can pose next to him but heâs very sensitive about being handled, if you donât mind.â
âBut heâs at our school! Heâs the only boy there. And weâve never seen him in a fairy costume before!â
âIs that right? Is he really the only boy in a girlsâ school?â asked the photographer.
âYes!â they chorused. And one of them added, âbut he wears a girlâs school uniform and everything!â
âOh, this is priceless. Iâll take some piccies with the girls, if I may, Susanne. Fairies with cones are far more interesting than cats up trees.â
âHelp yourself. All right, girls. Just for Tabbyâs photos youâre allowed to gather round him. Sorry, Philip, it wonât take long.â
âItâs not fair,â he complained. But no-one took any notice.
There were six of them, all in their tennis outfits, holding their rackets. Tabby arranged them with the two smallest in front and the others gathered behind and to the side. Hidden by the girls at the front, one of the others surreptitiously placed a hand on his right flank, whilst those at the back took the opportunity to grope him shamelessly. The innocent-looking, blue-eyed Desdemona was the worst offender, resting her racket on her left shoulder with one hand, whilst gently coaxing him into tumescence with the other. However, at last Tabby was satisfied, and the girls moved back onto the main pavement, leaving Philip red-faced and very un-fairylike. Desdemona admired her handiwork.
âNice one, Des!â whispered her friend. âLetâs go and leave him to his public.â
And, waving goodbye, they moved off. âSee you Monday!â one called back.
Philip tried to twist his body away from the road, but with his wrists secured and his ankles bound, he could hardly move.
Tabby was about to pack up her camera, but changed her mind. âMaybe just a couple more by himself,â she said, as if to herself.
âOh, dear,â said Susanne, âI can see now why he was so sensitive about being touched. I think itâs time we set him free. Why donât we all go inside and you can do your interview there?â
Opportunely, Tina and her mother had also decided that they couldnât delay their arrival any longer, and had crossed the road to join the throng.
âAre you Susanne? Hi. Iâm his aunt, Estella, and this is my daughter, Tina.â
âAbout time, aunt,â moaned Philip, âwhere have you been?â
âNow, now, Philip, please donât adopt that tone, or weâll leave you here and go home. Would you like that?â
He was immediately humbled. âNo aunt. Sorry, aunt. Please let me freeâŚâ
So, much to the disappointment of the onlookers, Susanne cut his bonds and undid the tape around his ankles, and they made their way slowly back into the parlour.
âSusanne? Please could I have my skirt back?â
âOf course, dear. Iâll find you a safety-pin, too.â
âThank you.â
When he was decent again, the five of them sat down at an empty table in one corner. Over coffee and chocolate ice-cream, Tabby interviewed the others in some depth, fascinated to uncover the background to the little exhibition she had just witnessed. Aunt Estellaâs version of the truth was highly personal, but Philip knew better than to contradict anything she said. So Tabby and Susanne understood that he was into girlâs stuff in a big way, and loved to dress up in all sorts of pretty outfits, and show them off. And whenever his aunt turned to him and asked, âisnât that right, darling?â he was constrained to reply, âyes, aunt, thatâs rightâ.
âAnd heâs so popular at Caroline Norton, arenât you, dear? In fact, the Art and Media Society are working on a film of his life at this moment.â
âReally? Iâd like to see that,â said Tabby, impressed.
âIâll make sure you get a copy,â said Estella.
âBut Philip,â continued Tabby, âdo you mind if I ask you a personal question? About your sexuality? Do you date girls, orâŚ.â
âYes. Iâve got a girlfriend. Iâm not gay.â
âOh. Well, I thought so. You seemed to like, I meanâŚyou obviously get on well with your schoolfriendsâŚâ
âThough he may be developing some physicalâŚtraits, shall we say?â added Estella, casting a glance at his chest. âWe really donât know what the future holds. But heâll always be our darling Philip.â And she smiled a sickly smile and brushed his cheek with the back of her hand. Philip could have vomited. But he replied with what was intended as a smile, but emerged as an ill-disguised sneer. Tina, sitting next to him, seemed to be enjoying herself. She squeezed his thigh under the table.
âWell, I must go,â said Tabby, at once. âIâve got loads of material and photos, and I need to get it into some sort of shape. If I can sort it out by tomorrow evening, I might even make the deadline for Wednesdayâs paper. I canât promise the front page. In fact, Iâm thinking more of a double-page spread inside, so I can use lots of pics. Have you seen the Advertiser recently? Weâve gone very glossy and colourful since the beginning of the year. This would be a perfect splash for us. But Philip â thank you so much for your co-operation, and yours, Estella, and yours, Susanne. Letâs keep in touch. It would be nice to do a follow-up.â And she handed out her cards.
After she had left, Susanne turned to Estella.
âI was saying to Philip, if he liked I could offer him a regular job waitressing. Maybe just three hours on a Saturday afternoon to start off. Same terms as today, Philip.â
âOh, was he being paid? I didnât know.â
âYes. I mean, he deserved it, standing out there all that time. And we must have doubled our turnover all because of him.â
âYou know he has other outfits,â put in Tina. âHe has three or four maidâs costumes, and weâre going to find him other things as well. He could almost wear something different every week. Iâm sure itâs something we could discuss with you.â
âHold on,â said Philip, âI havenât agreed to anything yetâŚâ
âDonât worry, Susanne,â said Estella, âheâll do it. Heâs just being modest, arenât you darling? Arenât you?â
âYes, aunt,â Philip sighed.
The conversation continued. Philip lapsed into thought. Well, he did need the money, all right. Heâd be able to take Rebecca places a bit more. And then another thought occurred to him. If his mum got to hear about it, which she undoubtedly would, she could send Delia and Sammy along, and he could see them again! Maybe they would even come every week! That made up his mind. He would co-operate fully, whatever it cost him in loss of dignity. His thoughts were interrupted by Susanne.
âAre you sure youâre okay with this, Philip?â
âOh, yes, Susanne. Definitely. Iâd love to help out.â His tone had changed completely now. Estella and Tina looked surprised. âThe cash would be very useful. Itâd be fun, too.â
âYouâd have to wear whatever we agreed with Susanne, Philip,â said his aunt, âyou understand that?â
âAbsolutely, aunt. You know I like dressing up.â
âGood boy,â she replied. I think the change is happening, she thought to herself . And she and Tina exchanged meaningful looks.
âIâm really grateful, Philip,â said Susanne. âCome with me and Iâll pay you for today.â
He followed her over to the counter, and she took the cash out of the till.
âIâll make sure youâre well looked after,â she said in a low voice. âWe have the occasional special events, too. We have a licence, so we can host private parties, with food and drink. Might you be interested? The tips can be fantastic sometimes.â
âSure, Susanne. Thanks. I do need to make some money. My aunt gives me a sort of unofficial allowance, but itâs not much.â
âOkay, Iâll let you know.â She smiled. âYouâre a very brave young man, and you have charisma. Iâm sure, in the right outfits, youâll be a major attraction.â
Philip blushed, dropped his head, and shivered slightly. That was just what he didnât want to be. To a naturally unassuming person such as he, it was humiliating. All he wanted was to get on with his life, with his studies, and with his relationship; to keep a low profile at school and out of school. But Fate â Fate and Aunt Estella â had decided otherwise. He knew there was no escape. He would have to swallow his pride, try to disguise his shyness, and follow orders.