7.
In the event, it was the following Thursday before all the clothes had arrived and all the costumes were complete. It was agreed Oscar and his mother would come round Friday night for supper. Paige was excluded â much to her chagrin â and Patricia arranged a baby-sitter for Daphne. So there was just Cecily, Patricia, Ashley, and Kayley, besides the boys. Sammy wasnât particularly looking forward to the evening, but he realised it was a necessary evil. Oscar was, predictably, over-excited.
Cecily had laid out or hung up all the outfits in the downstairs bedroom. Kayley supervised the changing, and made sure everything was properly fastened and adjusted. Cecily had hung a big white sheet across one wall of the lounge as a background. She had two small floodlights on poles which she used for photographing her artworks, which she arranged at each side, so the âstageâ would be brightly illuminated. Inevitably all four of the women had brought their cameras!
First, the dresses. The boys were ushered in by Kayley to a brief round of applause. Oscar was radiant with delight, almost bursting with happiness. He held his hem and rotated so all the ladies could admire his poise. His mother was ecstatic.
âHe looks so pretty! Who needs girls?â
Sammy was much more reserved, but with his hairbows and tights, and a demure expression on his face, his appearance created quite a stir. It seemed hardly possible this lovely, serene creature was the mischievous little boy they were acquainted with.
âHeâs beautiful,â whispered Patricia.
âHe is,â replied Cecily. âIf only it werenât for those other costumesâŠâ
âNever mind, Cec. This is only his first pageant. Maybe heâll calm down a bit as he gets older.â
âI want lots of pictures of him like this,â said Cecily. âIâm not interested in the slutty stuff.â
Kayley had taken up a position behind them, and was clicking away. I am, she thought, and for my purposes, the sluttier the better! But what those purposes were, no-one but she could possibly guess.
Anyway, the dresses being universally approved, Kayley took the boys back to change into their next costumes. They reappeared, Oscar in front. He looked sweet in his mauve swimsuit and cape. As he entered did a little twirl for his audience, making his cape flutter. Behind him Sammy, with a naughty grin on his face, much more in character now. Aunt Cecily shook her head.
âReally, Sammy, that costume is so inappropriate.â There was that word again. Good. âAnd whereâs your hat?â
âI decided to dispense with it, aunt. It didnât look sophisticated enough to go with the swimsuit.â
âSophisticated enough? Really? Not as sophisticated as a tight little yellow swimsuit with a peephole and navel jewellery?â
âOh, yes. Do you like my jewel? Kayley told me itâs called a faux topaz.â
âOh, yes, very pretty,â she said, sarcastically. âWhatâs your game, Sammy? Youâre up to something, I know.â
Coyly he adjusted his stocking tops. âYou were the one who wanted me to enter for this thing. Well, if I have to, then Iâll do it on my terms.â
âI think you look lovely, Sammy,â said Oscar, innocently.
âYou both look lovely,â said Kayley. âNow hold hands and let me take a picture.â
The boys posed happily for the cameras. Only Cecily was frowning. Kayley was particularly enthusiastic, and took a whole series of photos.
âPerfect!â she exclaimed. âI think we can say the swimsuit class is a success. Just the free costumes to see, ladies. Iâll get them changed. Come on, boys!â
Back in the bedroom they disappeared behind the screen and stripped off their swimsuits.
âI canât wait to try on my tennis outfit,â said Oscar. âAnd to see you in your costume, too!â
Sammy was struggling with his little bikini bottoms. They werenât easy to put on. In the end he had to ask Kayley to help.
âWhat you need to do, silly, is to tie one side before you put them on! Then itâs easy.â
âOh, yeah, I get it.â
âAnd Sammy. I made a couple of minor adjustments to your costume. I mean, youâve got the spiked collar, and you will have your tattoos on the day, so I thought you should emphasize the punky element a bit more. Those red high heelsâŠI mean, a bit generic. So Iâve got you a pair of nice black Doc Martens and black fishnets to go with them. What do you think?â
âOh, yeah, Kayley. I see where youâre going! Thatâs even better! Thanks!â
âYes, I thought it would be a bit more punchy. Come on, letâs get you dressed.â
When he emerged from behind the screen, Oscar gasped with surprise.
âThatâs soâŠamazing, Sammy! No-one would expect to see a costume like that at a pageant!â
Kayley laughed. âThatâs true, Oscar. Whether the judges will like it or hate it remains to be seen. Let me just smear some lipstick on you⊠There. And now your sash⊠Done. Now we can go and shock the grown-ups! Come on, Oscar. And you, my little anarchist!â
Sammy took a last glance at himself in the mirror. Kayley was so clever. Those little alterations had made him look much moreâŠdelinquent. Aunt Cecily would be so annoyed!
Oscar was in first, to a chorus of simpering sighs, led by his mother. He carried a tennis racket in one hand, and two yellow balls in the other. He looked so cute, with his ruffly mauve panties peeping out coyly from under his little tennis skirt. Shyly he tried to hold down the hem, but there was no disguising his innocent joy. Sammyâs entrance was a bit more controversial. After the initial silence, Ashley was the first to speak.
âOh, thatâs veryâŠnice, Sammy,â she said politely, in an attempt to propitiate Cecily.
âWow!â was all that Patricia could come up with, staring at him disbelievingly.
Aunt Cecily didnât speak for a moment. Then she tossed her head.
âReally, Sammy, you should see yourself! With all that red lipstick, you look like aâŠ. well, you look rather silly, in my view. I hope youâve tied those little panties on tightly. Iâd use a double knot, if I were you. Not that you could show much more than you are already!â
She was seriously put out. Sammy was triumphant.
âTheyâre not panties, aunt. Theyâre bikini bottoms. They wonât come off if thatâs what youâre worried about. Anyway, you havenât seen the whole costume yet. Iâm not putting my tattoos on till the day.â
âTattoos!â she snorted.
âDo you like the boots? I think theyâre a great idea. Thanks, Kayley.â
Cecily glared at Kayley. She was just supposed to get him to the pageant, not get involved in his costumes. Kayley smiled back sweetly. She was enjoying herself. She had her own agenda, and she was allied with neither side in this little spat. A Machiavelli with blonde hair.
âWhy donât you two hold hands again? Thatâs right. Sammy, let me fix your sash. Donât you think it looks nice, Cecily? I mean, black lettering on pinkâŠit stands out so wellâŠand a nice bouncy font.â
No reply.
âRight. Excuse me, ladies, can I get between you⊠I need to have a nice clear viewâŠâ
Kayley knelt between Patriciaâs and Asleyâs chairs, and started to snap away. The boysâ two contrasting styles made a striking picture. She had them in a variety of poses: holding hands, looking into each otherâs faces, one kneeling looking up at the other, and finally with their arms round each otherâs waists. They were both grinning happily, Oscar with sheer innocent delight at finally attaining his ambition, Sammy with malicious pleasure at revenging himself on his aunt.
âHow long is this going on?â muttered Cecily, irritably.
âNearly finished,â said Kayley, cheerfully. She was about to turn off her camera when Oscar, from sheer delight, threw both arms around his friendâs neck, and stared at him adoringly. It was such a perfect tableau, and Kayley just managed to get a picture before Sammy pulled away. She checked her camera. Perfection, she thought.