4.
The boys were very subdued that evening. We began to feel a bit sorry for them. They had learned their lesson. They told Margaret they would repay the money at the end of the month, and never steal from their mothers again.
“Or from anyone,” said Margaret. “I’m glad you seem to have seen sense. You can tell your mums you found a fiver on the floor. Something like that. When you’ve returned them, I’ll return your confessions. And your dvd, though I shouldn’t. But I certainly don’t want it.”
“Thanks, Margaret,” they chorused, suddenly brightening up.
Alice and I looked at each other, shocked. It wasn’t fair! They were getting off too lightly. It looked like we’d had our fun, and now things would just be back to how they were before.
Alice’s face fell. “That’s rubbish,” she whispered. “They’re going to be worse than ever now.”
“Yeah,” I said, “smug, too. And they’ll want to get their own back!”
“But…but what about the photos?” added Douglas. “I mean, will you delete them, or…”
“Oh, eventually. But I’m going to hang onto them for the time being. So you need to behave yourselves. And of course, you will have to honour your pact with the girls till at least the end of the month. Or longer, if I’m not satisfied with your conduct.”
“What?” cried Donald. “But we’ve agreed to pay back the money an’ everything…”
Now we were smiling again.
“Did you think you could get away with it that easily? Think yourselves lucky the girls and I didn’t tell your parents. And we won’t. Ever. But the photos… I think they’ll be just as good an incentive for you to be a bit more decent and respectful. Don’t you?”
All their elation had evaporated. They didn’t know what to say. They looked from Margaret to us. Alice folded her arms.
“Don’t look so miserable. If you’re nice to us, we’ll be nice…well, maybe not nice…but we’ll be fair to you.”
“Will you make us be…you know…” asked Douglas, nervously.
“I don’t think so,” I said. “Not unless you want…”
“No. No, we don’t!”
“Well, then, we can be friends. We can all play together for a change. We’ll let you play mummies and daddies with us and our dolls, and you can let us play in the cellar whenever we want. Deal?”
Donald looked angry, and as though he was about to say something, but Douglas gave him a nudge with his elbow.
“Yes. Course. That would be fun.”
“And,” said Alice, “we can help each other with our Halloween costumes, can’t we?”
“Okay…” said Donald, suspiciously.
“Mummy’s agreed to contribute towards the cost,” said Margaret, “and I will too, if you guys can find something nice.”
“And my mum will help,” I added.
“Let’s go and look at ideas now,” said Alice, excited. “There’s only two weeks to go.”
We gathered around the computer.
“I heard that last year quite a few boys from your school dressed up as girls for Halloween,” said Alice, innocently.
“No,” said Donald, shortly.
“Yes, Don, they did,” corrected Douglas, naïvely. “Don’t you remember? It was quite a thing. It was when there was all that stuff in the news about boys who wanted to dress as girls. St. Mark’s even gave a special prize for the best one, on top of the usual prizes!”
“You sound very enthusiastic,” returned Donald, sourly. “Maybe you’d like to dress up as a girl yourself.”
Douglas blushed. “N-no, course not,” he stammered. “I just meant…some boys would…”
“You’d make a lovely girl,” said Alice. “You have such delicate features. Suppose you did…. What sort of thing would you like to wear? I mean, a dress? A skirt and top? Look, here’s a very pretty dress….do you like that?”
Poor Douglas didn’t know what to say. I had to cover my mouth and pretend not to laugh. It appeared Alice had hit a sensitive spot. He was pretending not to be interested, but glancing sideways at the screen as she scrolled through a whole spectrum of pretty dresses.
“What colour do you think would suit you? I think maybe a blue? A pale blue? What do you think, Liz?”
“I like mauve. Once Douglas wore a mauve shirt, and he looked so handsome.”
“Mauve… Let’s see. Not much here… All yellows and reds and greens… Let’s look at the dancewear. Oh, yes, that’s better. Hmm… Oh, Liz! Look at this. This is so sweet. I can just see you in that, Douglas.”
Douglas was looking nervously at the screen.
“I…I…don’t know… I don’t think it’s…”
“Well, if you want my opinion...” began Donald.
“We don’t,” said Alice. “Unless you’d like to wear it?”
That shut him up.
“It’s perfect. Don’t you agree, Liz?”
“Absolutely. You could easily win first prize. No-one will think to wear a dance outfit. They’ll all be in dresses, I bet. You’d really stand out.”
“Would I…?”
“Course," said Alice. “Let's find your size… Yes, I think if we order the girl’s age thirteen, that should be about right. And we need tights to go with it… And what about shoes, and some accessories..?”
Donald put his head in his hands. Douglas sat there, wide-eyed but not actually raising any objections. I watched him out of the corner of my eye. He was clearly not totally averse to the idea. Really, I loved him a lot. He was so sweet underneath the bravado.
“Margaret?” called Alice. “We’ve found a great costume for Douglas. Could be borrow your card?”
Having disposed of Douglas’s costume, we turned our attention to Donald.
“What’s your best colour, Donald?” I asked.
“I don’t have a “best colour”. And I’m not wearing any girl’s stuff.”
“Why not?”
“I’m just not. I’m not a sissy.”
“Why do you think it makes you a sissy?”
“Yeah, why?” echoed Alice. “Unless your afraid you are one.”
“Shut up! I’m not dressing up as a girl. That’s an end of it!”
“Why are you so sensitive about it?” I persisted. “Loads of boys dress up as females at Halloween.”
“Well I don’t! I’ll wear anything, but not girls’ clothes.”
“Anything?”
“Yes! I said so, didn’t I?”
“So the girls can choose your costume, as long as it’s not girly stuff,” said Margaret, “is that right?”
“Yes! Yes! Now leave me alone!” And he kicked back his chair and stormed out of the room. We looked at each other. “Right,” said Alice, nodding her head. “Right. Anything…”