Freddyâs mother rose to the challenge. On Friday morning she came into his bedroom and hung a girl scout uniform on the back of the door. âThe girl scouts are visiting a nursing home today to visit the elderly people and bring them presents! And you will be joining them!â.
Freddy was dressed in the beige skirt and blouse, a yellow neck-tie under his collar with matching ribbons in his ringlets and tan tights. His mother delivered him to the scoutâs den where they were met by their group leader. Freddy was unsure whether she knew he was a boy or not so he thought heâd better act like a girl just in case. He straightened his flared skirt as he stood by the car.
âYou can pick her up around 6pmâ the leader told his mum. Freddy sighed. A whole day dressed like this surrounded by stupid girls. He checked himself. He had to stop thinking that.
He was led into the den where the noise of chattering girls was deafening. It did ease a bit as the leader came in with the new âgirlâ. He found himself being studied from head to toe. He smoothed his skirt down again, tugged the cuffs of his blouse nervously and wondered if his tights were sagging. He looked around grimly, realising that most of the girl scouts wore trousers.
âBefore we go to the nursing home weâll have our sewing practiceâ, the leader announced. âHow is your sewing?â she asked âFredericaâ. He just shook his head. âWe have some beginners over hereâ, she brought him into a corner where four girls were putting their chairs in a circle. âFreddy here is a complete novice.â Freddy flinched on hearing his correct name used but realised that it could be a girlâs name too.
He thought that some of the girls were looking at him oddly and wondered if they knew but then he realised it was his stupid ringlets. He sat, carefully tucking his skirt in under him and pressing his knees together in what he hoped was a convincingly girlish fashion. He was given a scrap of cloth and the girl next to him tried to show him how to hem it.
He was no more interested in learning how to sew. He was hopeless at it. The girls giggled at his attempts. âWhen do we go to the nursing home?â he asked, desperate for an end to this pointless endeavour. âThe bus will pick us up at 12.â That was still over two hours away! He supposed heâd better pay more attention to his sewing lesson if he was going to be here that long.
The leader was pleased with his final attempt at hemming as Freddy looked at the clock every few minutes desperate for it to be over. Finally they heard the bus arrive and he found himself in the middle of the mob of girls as they jostled to get on.
When they arrived at the nursing home they all selected presents from a sack and went into the lounge where the residents were gathered.
Freddy found a little old lady and approached her with the present. âOh thank you, little girl!â Freddy blushed. âWhat pretty ringlets!â Freddy cringed. The girls within earshot giggled. âItâs so nice these days to see a girl who likes looking pretty!â Freddy just wanted to get out of there.
Once they were away from the lady the girls started teasing him. One of them went to pull off one of his ribbons. âStop!â Freddy protested strongly. If his ribbons were undone he wouldnât know how to re-do them and might be in trouble with his mother. The girls were amused. âOh dear! Donât worry, your pretty little ribbons are still in your stupid ringlets!â Freddy was thoroughly embarrassed at how strongly he protested. He must have looked like a right spoiled little sissy.
Lunch had been arranged. Freddy stood holding his plate of sandwiches as a succession of elderly ladies came and complimented how pretty he looked. He was getting way more attention than any of the real girls who were, of course, dressed quite plainly for a girl scout event. His ringlets and ribbons definitely marked him out for more unwanted attention.
On the bus back, Freddy continued to be mocked by the girls for being an attention seeker playing up to the old ladies. He couldnât really defend himself. He just wanted to get out of there.
When his mother pulled up outside the hall at 6pm he wanted to run to the car but remembered he needed to show decorum in his skirt. He had to endure a few final jibes as he departed. âMust get home early to set those pretty ringlets!â
His mother smiled over at him as they pulled away. âAnd, finally, Saturdayâs child works hard for a living.â He sighed heavily, holding on that word âfinallyâ.