40.
They went shopping the very next day, since Archie was meeting Patrick again the following Tuesday evening. If Archie had ever felt any embarrassment at dressing as a girl, it seemed to have evaporated, and now he was intent only on impressing his new friend. Sinead drove them all to the shops.
âWhat sort of thing have you got in mind, Archie?â she asked.
âI dunno. I dunno what there is, really. And I never look at what girls are wearing, particâlarly.â
âMaybe something a little more grown up?â
âPatrickâs what, a year older than you? Two?â
âTwo, yeah. What I wore yesterday werenât particâlarly cool, but he seemed to like it.â
âWhen are you meeting him exactly?â
âAfter school Tuesday.â
âAfter school?â
âYeahâŠ.shit!â
âYes. School uniform. Youâre going to need a girlâs uniform.â
âBut then howâŠâ
âYouâll have to go to school as a girl!â screamed Sarah.
âYouâll have to wait for everyone to leave and then change â and hope no-one sees you.â
âToo risky,â said Patricia. âLook â all you need is a skirt and white socks, right. After lessons go to the toilets, put the socks on under your trousers, put the skirt over your trousers but hold it up round your waist, then all you have to do is find somewhere to take off your trousers, right?â
âHeâs gonna need panties, too,â put in Sarah, matter-of-factly. Pretty pink panties, with bows and stuff, in case Patrick gets a flashâŠâ
âDonât worry, Archie. He wonât see them,â reassured Patricia. âBut yes, youâll need panties, all right.â
âIâve got some already for Irish dancingâŠâ
âWeâll get you nicer ones than those,â smiled Sinead. âWhere are you meeting him?â
âIn a restaurantâŠLuigiâsâŠâ
âWhoâll be there first?â
âOh â me. Heâs got to come from out of townâŠâ
âOkay. If heâs not there, go into the toilet and change. Sorted.â
âYeah, great! Perfecâ! But I can still have some new casual clothes, right?â
âYes, of course,â said Sinead. âIâm thinking of one cool outfit, with black leggings and ankle boots and a ripped Goth T-shirt and a little leather jacket. Very cool with some black lipstick and eyeliner. And then something more youthful, like a short cotton dress with ankle socks, maybe, andâŠâ
âWhat? Iâm not sure about thatâŠâ
âWell, you donât know what his tastes are yet? And in any case, dressing young will be good practice for Saturday!â
âOh, shut up, sis! Did you have to mention that?â
âOoh, Iâd almost forgotten!â cried Sarah. âDo you know we saw Millie and her mum out shopping for baby clothes?â
âWe donât know that, Sarah,â said Patricia.
âI bet they wereâŠprobably nappies and bibs and plastic pantsâŠâ
âShut up!â
âShh, you two. Look, weâre here. Letâs work together, shall we?â
They spent all the morning buying stuff. As Sarah said, it was even more fun than buying for themselves. Archie was in and out of the changing room so many times he lost count. But at last they were satisfied, and repaired to the store cafĂ© for lunch. They reviewed their purchases. Apart from the casual - a pair of girlâs jeans and a few girlâs T-shirts - they had ended up with four distinct outfits, which could roughly be classified as cool, cute, and juvenile. For cool there was the Goth, for juvenile the little girl â pretty summer dress, white tights, sequin bomber jacket, crisp hair ribbons â and for plain cute a couple of things in between, cute but elegant at the same time, things a thirteen-year-old girl would be comfortable wearing.
Surprisingly, Archie had seemed to favour the party dress end of the âcute but elegantâ spectrum rather than the casual end. His eyes sparkled when he saw some of the lovely glittery things on the rack, and the girls looked at each other with raised eyebrows as he fondled the various textures.
âOoh, sis⊠Feel this velvet⊠Itâs so soft, but stretchy too. Do you fink I have the figure to wear somefing like thatâŠ?
âYouâve got a great figure, Archie. You could wear any of those.â
âReally? You reckon? Do you finkâŠI mean, do you thinkâŠPatrick would like me in thatâŠ?â
âYouâd be irresistible! But itâs quite posh. I mean, itâs a party dress really. Have it if you want, but youâll need something a bit more casual too, but different from your first outfit. What about⊠What about something like thatâŠâ
She pointed at a display opposite; a short flared black faux-leather skirt paired with a shiny red stretch satin crop top with a high neck and long sleeves.
âWe could get you some black stockings and red panties to go with thatâŠâ
âAnd maybe some shoes with a heel?â suggested Patricia. âA low heel. But he should start learning to wear heels, donât you think?â
âItâs quite, wellâŠsexyâŠâ said Sarah.
âExactly,â said her sister. âPatrick will love it, wonât he? If he doesnât, heâs not the boy youâve described to me.â
Sarah laughed. âYouâre right. If he fancied Archie in his Irish dancing costumeâŠâ
âThen heâs going to love him in this!â
Archie blushed slightly looking at the ensemble. The thought of merely putting it on gave him butterflies. Imagine wearing it out! Imagine Patrickâs faceâŠ
âButâŠcan I have the party dress too? The blue velvety one? Itâs so prettyâŠâ
âGosh, Archie, youâre really into it, arenât you,â grinned Sarah. âFashion, I mean,â she added, not wishing to break the spell. âYouâve got great taste.â
âI think we did really well,â said Patricia, taking a sip of coffee. âArchie? Are you happy with your purchases?â
âYeah. I love all of them. But donât tell Conor, will you? I donât want âim tryinâ to outdo me someâowâŠâ
âDonât worry, we wonât,â grinned Sarah. âBy the way, you wonât have to compete with him at Irish dancing any more. Youâre getting new summer costumes and their both the same â just different colours.â
âReally? What are they?â
âYouâll see. Itâs a surprise⊠Guys? Can we go? I want to get home so we can get Archie to try on all his new duds againâŠâ