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Archie was furious. Once out of the window he rounded on Trish, eyes filling with tears.
“Why did you do that? That wasn’t fair! I was doing what you wanted – see how many customers I attracted! Then you tried to embarrass me!”
“Well I’m sorry, young man,” Trish began, “but you were getting out of hand. I mean…”
Bur Susan cut her off, with a finger to her lips.
“Archie, don’t you get it? It was all part of the act. You did great!”
“What? What do you mean…all part of the act…”
“It was a show, that’s all. It’s my fault – I should have explained everything from the beginning, but at the start we weren’t sure whether you were a good actor or not, so we had to play it by ear. It turns out you’re the best! You really know how to play the audience. Thanks to you, I’m sure we’ll get loads of new customers. We’re going to have to reward you in some way.”
“Oh…you are? Did you really think I was good?” His tears had dried up and he was looking at Susan expectantly.
“Good? You were brilliant!”
The spectators were filing back into the shop, Millie and the girls jumping with excitement.
“Girls – you have a really talented friend here,” said Susan, putting a hand on Archie’s shoulder. “that whole performance was ad-libbed by Archie here, and we’re going to find a way to reward him. I can see you all enjoyed it.”
The girls may not have fully understood what Susan was implying, but they quickly got the message he was being praised, and started cheering and mobbing him. Millie pushed her way to the front and grabbed his hand.
“Miss, Archie’s one of my best friends. I taught him all about Irish dancing, too. Didn’t I Archie?”
“Yeah, well, sort of…”
“Mummy - Archie was great, wasn’t he?”
“Ah, Megan,” said Susan, “could we have a word? I really want to reward Archie for today, and I have a great idea.” She winked
“Of course, Susan… Shall we…?” She nodded towards the counter.
“Not necessary. This is something Archie and even the girls might like to hear too.”
“Oh, right.”
“You remember I mentioned that friend of mine? Brenda? The lady with the acting school…”
“Oh! Her. Yes, I remember. The acting school. Quite. The one that’s very difficult to get into.”
“Yes, that’s her. Well you know, she owes me a favour. And it’s possible – just possible – that I could get Archie here to the front of the queue. If he wanted to train as an actor, that is…”
“Yes! Yes, I do, miss. Please…”
“Well all I can do is ask, you understand. I can’t guarantee anything. There’s such a demand, that’s the problem.”
“Oh, yes. It’s quite exclusive, I believe.”
“Very – a handful of students, just a handful.”
“Well I’ll have to ask his mother… And then there’s the fees…”
“Please, Mrs Price. Ask her. Can you ring her now?”
“Archie, don’t be so impatient. First of all Susan has to find out whether there’s even a place for you. And your sister will talk to your mother about it. Right, Sinead?”
“Definitely. Leave it to me.”
“Yes, Mrs Price is right, Archie. Brenda’s away till tomorrow, so I can’t speak to her until then. But as for the fees, Megan, in payment for Archie’s work today, I would cover the first three months. By that time he should have decided whether or not he wanted to carry on.”
“I would! I’d train very hard, miss.”
“He would, miss,” piped up Millie. “He worked so hard at Irish dancing, and now he’s one of the best dancers.”
“Yeah, I’m better than Conor…”
“He is!”
“Conor…?” queried Susan.
“Oh, his best friend,” said Megan.
“Hmm. Two of them…” She looked thoughtful.
“Yes,” said Megan, with a mischievous smile. “That’s right. You know they both do Irish dancing – in proper costumes…” It was her turn to wink.
“Oh, yes, it’s true,” put in Millie, authoritatively. “They both like it so much they wear girls’ costumes. They look great. Archie’s a natural, aren’t you, Archie?”
“My teacher says so. She says I’m as good as the girls.”
Susan was fascinated.
“So you pass as a girl? I mean, you’re graceful enough to…”
“Oh yes. I can easily pass as a girl. Can’t I, Millie? My new best friend Patrick thought I was a girl! Girls’ clothes are nice, actually. They make me feel sort of light and bouncy.”
“And baby clothes?”
“They’re sort of fun. I don’t mind really…”
“I’m asking because if Brenda were to take you on you’d probably have to be able to play girls’ and babies’ parts…”
“No problem, miss!”
“Well that’s great. I’ll talk to Brenda tomorrow, and Sinead, if you could ask Archie’s mum…”
“Certainly.”
So it was agreed. The ladies exchanged numbers, and the entire party departed, even more excited than when they had arrived.