5. A LITTLE MISS MUFFET'S BOY
"You'll have to excuse my son, sometimes he just doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut."
"Now that is something we can certainly help with. We have a wonderful new range of pacifiers that are big enough to shut an elephant up."
"Let's not be too hasty David we don’t want to turn down any offers until we know what our options are… Perhaps I could just leave him here while I did some shopping for him?" she asked hopefully.
"I'm sorry but I'm afraid that isn’t possible. We only offer our crèche facilities to our Premium Members and we operate a strict dress code, one I believe your son will find as unacceptable as the clothing choice I have already offered him."
"Taking him elsewhere is an option but finding things to fit over a nappy will be awkward and who's to say he won't just soak his nappy and his fresh clothes as well then I'm right back to square one with him."
"That is the risk you take I’m afraid. It’s not that I don't want to help but our store policy is unequivocal about this. We do not offer a shopping experience to the general public. What we do offer is a safe discrete resource that our parents and children can count on and you understand we cannot betray that trust. As such it is a member only facility and not available to the casual walk in user. We provide services to a niche market and as such we stock a wide range of items to meet the needs of our clientele, we even design and manufacture our own label garments and accessories, as you might have gathered from the items I have extended to David on this occasion as a courtesy."
"Your offer of nappy and other items is much appreciated, and I'm sure he'd look positively adorable in it but I think he needs a more robust solution. In an unconventional sense let's say, what options are open to him?"
"First let me say if David is only going to be making a one off visit to us then I would recommend he goes with the disposable nappy and you take him shopping elsewhere for a change of clothes or have him dress in one of our short-alls which is by far the cheapest option for him and there is no commitment. I would not recommend the Shop & Go service unless David has plans to be a regular here. You need to decide what is important to you for David is he to be temporarily toddlered or is this to be a more permanent feature for him in a new lifestyle before you commit to a paid membership?"
David looked puzzled for a moment before he realised what was being discussed. "No!" he exclaimed vehemently "I won't do it!"
"Be quiet David, I’ve heard quite enough from you today. You're not in a position to refuse any help available. Now let the young lady speak and tell us what’s on offer for you."
"That's perfectly all right. We expect an element of resistance, it’s only natural. We’re used to it, not all of our children are willing participants."
"However if you are seeking something more for him then unconventionally we can offer a full range of services and facilities for parents seeking to reconnect their children with their informative years. Whether that is for short or long term exposure we have the clothing ranges, accessories and all the equipment necessary to maintain them in their chosen environment, be that as a newly mobile infant who has just started crawling or as an established toddler. Whether you're content with him as a weekend waddler, or you prefer him permanently displayed as a fully frilled out career toddler we have everything he could desire to aid him in his quest."
"There are two options available; both require a commitment which comes in the form of an annual membership fee." David’s mother listened intently to what she was being told.
"Our first option, if you are merely seeking short period displays for him the cheapest and most convenient choice would be our Shop & Go service which is specifically tailored to those wishing to use only our dressing service and not requiring any of our other facilities. Whereby you just purchase the outfit and accessories you want your son dressed up in from the full range of items we have in stock, so he doesn’t have to worry about looking like a poor relation because of his lower membership package, and he leaves with you wearing his new ensemble."
"So he will leave looking like a boy in a dress." Clarified his mother.
"Precisely! It's a wonderful way for him to experience and enjoy a whole range of embarrassing situations presenting himself as a toddler whilst still remaining recognisable as a boy, which brings with it its own unique form of embarrassment. But it does let him transition between the two roles with ease. Or he can be made to carry his purchases out on a hanger in a clear plastic dress bag and our pretty pink logo carriers for his accessories so he can still show off all his new finery and still be easily identified as a sissy. It's the perfect choice for the weekend waddler and those not wishing to make a long term transition."
"The Shop & Go service would give David an opportunity to sample sissy life to see if it suits him prior to his introduction to a more adventurous and disciplined outcome provided by our Premium Service, which is our second option. This is marketed more towards the career sissy seeking the ultimate in toddler lifestyle experiences, where the hair salon, nail bar and cosmetics counter and beauticians are on hand to give our little ones the perfect finishing touches, so that he might enjoy extended periods fully frilled out for a more authentic and longer term adventures and exposure."
"Parents who choose our Premium Service tend not to be looking for an interchangeable boy they have very serious ideas regarding their child's appearance where nothing less than the complete and permanent immersion of their child in a sissy lifestyle will suffice."
"Of course you are not obliged to use the addition services offered by the Premium Membership nor are you required to have your son permanently dressed as a toddler. It's a very flexible service where you can choose both the depth and intensity of his exposure and training. The service is essentially the same as the Shop & Go with some extra frills which you might choose to avail yourself of, or not."
She could see the fascination of such a service and how some mothers would clamour to have their children back to such a youthful state to be kept in a mass of delightful frills and be fussed over. She was getting quite excited herself at the prospect of seeing David all dressed up for the occasion.
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