Chapter 17.
It was early to start drinking, especially considering the number of bottles in Sarah’s fridge, but the ladies were feeling relaxed and in the mood for fun. Having disposed of the first bottle in short order, they summoned Bobby back to the coffee table and ordered him to do a couple of turns.
“The skirt’s a perfect length, Nicole,” said Sarah, in a professional tone, “just short enough to give little tantalising glimpses of his panties. Bobbi? Turn around and bow. Yes, bow.”
The back of his skirt lifted to reveal his latex-encased bottom. They collapsed in silent laughter.
“Again.”
“Oh, that’s so…pretty,” gasped Lavinia, stifling her mirth. “Do it once more, Bobbi,” she added, picking up her phone.
After they had amused themselves sufficiently, Nicole decided it was time for curtsey training. They must have spent the best part of an hour instructing him in the niceties, but at the end he was performing a very passable curtsey, holding the hem of his skirt gracefully between fingers and thumbs and bending his legs and lowering his head with great elegance.
“You’re a natural, Bobbi,” smiled Sarah, checking the videos on her phone. “This is the best one. I’ll delete the rest. My phone’s already full of Bobbi vids.”
“Would you like that one I showed you, girls?” asked Nicole, completely forgetting her promise to Bobby. “You know…”
“Oh, that one. Yes please!” said Lavinia, enthusiastically.
Bobby wondered vaguely what “that” one was, but at that moment, in a haze of pleasure and conceit, he didn’t really care. Soon both Nicole’s friends were in possession of the video of his spectacular climax in her back garden. Sarah allowed herself a little preview.
“God, Niccy, this is so hot. It’s so sweet the way he completely loses control. Honestly, boys of that age…”
“Well I did egg him on, it’s true. But yes, he’s just naturally sexy. And a bit of a show-off, right?” She lowered her voice. “I mean, look at him now…”
Bobby was executing lower and lower curtsies, smiling what he imagined was an innocent girlish smile. He was actually becoming quite graceful, except that the lower the curtsey the higher he was inclined to raise his little skirt. The ladies admired him for a few minutes. Then Lavinia had a new suggestion.
“Shall we test his deportment now? Bobbi? Stand up straight. Good. Now, first of all, stand as still as you can. Pretend you’re waiting at table.” She rose, went into the kitchen, and came back with two plastic plates. She gave one to him to hold, on which she had placed an egg, and the other she balanced on his head.
“Right. Now stand very still, and see how long you can keep the egg on the plate and the plate on your head.”
The plate was supported by his headband and his curly thatch. It showed no signs of slipping off, and he hadn’t dropped the egg, so Lavinia went to the next stage.
“Now walk around the room.”
Bobby did as he was instructed, proceeding gingerly and biting his lower lip with concentration. He completed the circuit without incident.
“Keep going. Carry on till we tell you to stop.”
If it hadn’t been for the relentless back and forth of his erection as he walked, Bobby was sure he could have completed several more circuits without accident. But the regular movement of the slippery head, squashed between the latex and his tummy, was too distracting. Trying to ignore that, while at the same time watching the egg rolling around on the plate, and keeping his head up, proved beyond his powers, and as he was turning back towards his audience on the sofa the egg hopped off the plate and landed with a splotch on the floor, and a moment later the plate on his head followed.
“Oh, Bobbi! You were doing so well!” cried Sarah. “Never mind. Go get a cloth from the kitchen, clean up the mess like a good little maid, and you can try again.”
As he was wiping the floor, Nicole took the opportunity to make a suggestion. It was something she had been thinking about ever since Lavinia had had the idea of his being a maid.
“You know, I was serious just now. Bobbi really could be a professional maid. Maids are coming back into fashion with wealthy families – it’s the ultimate status symbol. I was looking online, and I’ve found a maid school that offers an intensive two-day training course. He could learn the basics over a weekend, and then maybe get a part-time job. All right, I know he wouldn’t be as experienced as most, but I think his cuteness could compensate for that.”
“Funny you should say that, Niccy,” said Lavinia. “Yesterday I picked up a copy of Lady and Home magazine in the dentist - you know how they like to have all those posh mags lying around. Well, in the classifieds there a section for “domestic help”, and there are ladies wanting maids, some full-time and some part-time. I’m sure we could find him a position.”
“Let’s go for it!” said Sarah.
“Let’s discuss it over dinner, shall we?” said Nicole. “I’m starving. And there are delicious smells coming from the kitchen, Sarah…”