I nod yes...but gently...reply out loud to her silent word. "Mom...she told you it was "more than sheer circ-umstance." But...she couldn't tell you why.
"Mom, I had to be sure. Honestly. It was simple, at least for me. I chose you.
"Out of all the hundreds and thousands of mother's...I...well...I did some research...field trips you might say...and sorta became...creative. I know I'm cutting you off of your train of thought...but you don't understand...honest and truly.
"All of the times before I'd been through this I refused to go along with them...I thought the whole system was a load of crap! And I told them so! Mom...before your born again...they give you what shows up or ready if you want to use that word...like O.K....here's an available body... your gonna pop out of this crotch...so off you go...get a life...and oh...be sure you progress...must move on up you know.
"But...they make you feel like you have no choice. The thing is Mom...you do have a choice. You can go along with what they give you...but that includes forgetting everything that's ever happened to you. Or...you can refuse...which means your basically... wasted. But..."
Aside: Elias! Yes you could use that word instead of wasted. I know you liked...ohh please Elias just...O.K. I'll take the word back...yes...I'll say the line.
"Mom, if you refuse, your..."Oblueterrated."
I shake my head and mutter..."Now they're even accessing my favorite movies!"
"From the very first time, I refused. And every time after that, when my name came up...I told them "No." But, if you want I'll play any game you want, you know, I'll bet you. If I lose I'll take a hike, but, I wont walk through the mist. I...I got to remember, everything. A promise was made.
"No one had ever challenged them with that condition before. They accepted.
"Anyhow, that's the game I gave you to think about. You know every time you went to the library there'd be a kid facing you...looking at you...always three rows up and two seats over. You were always pretty regular, on time and stuff, so, since I knew you were going to be my Mother...I could sort of brush by you...from time to time...and offer some suggestions. Touching you was not out of bounds!
"So right after I checked you out...I made my final bet. And if your wondering if they ever missed me...no...no fences and really .... no gates...except for the main Pearly ones...check in you know. So basically, if you were in they always figured you would come back if you went for a round-a-bout.
"Anyhow, I agreed to play this "ludus duodicem scriptorium." Again. You call it backgammon. But this time I doubled down right after the first roll.
"I told them straight up..."You know...I'll bet you again...but if I win...I get what I want, but if I lose, you get the stisfaction of knowing that you've screwed another soul, except with me, you know there'll be a whole lot more; and, you even get to smile about it. Right now, I'll role the cube, and if it comes up sixty four that's a whole lot of times your going to see me run through here.
"Thing is, everyone in the place knew I'd never won a game from Him. I'd always use the wrong strategy and try to double down too late. Every time I doubled down the number of trips I agreed to became longer. And if your into numbers Mom...it's the prime number multiplied by itself by eight. That's two-hundred and fifty six.
"Mom, eventually you were gonna get thrown into the mix as well, I just...just...well ...sort of got...got...what you might call..."creative?" That's how I chose you....and not the other two you were riding with...looked them up too. It wouldn't be their fault...they wouldn't make it.
"Anyhow, I sweetened the pot. I said, "Look, if you let me make my own choice and it gets messed up...again... I'll take your shower. You can even check her out before hand. If I lose, no more arguements, and I'll never tell you again that fish stink, even if they are Your's! But if I win, then I get to take four of all the one's I've been before with me. The rest, you promise to start over again, but as brand new; like no bad marks against them, and they really and truly get watched over.
"That's where Krystal comes in."
Aside: "Look guys , cool your jets, your really all me, and I'm really you, so we've all been in this together: especially Krystal. All I know is that...that I didn't want to play another round of this stupid game. And now, more than ever, I still dont!"
Both the standing room only crowd and the Gallery of the Gods lean forward as if in unison. All await.
"NO DAMMIT! Everyone...I CAN COUNT THAT HIGH. ONE...by itself is only one...and...one more that's TWO....yea I'm on a roll!...so add one more...makes it THREE! AND ONE MORE MAKES...FOUR...SO THERE!!! THERE'S FOUR!! NO ONE'S GONNA ...be...f'ked. Hell, you guys know how many times I've gone throught this! You only get to talk to each other and me...me...I got all the others blasting in my head and now they're about to go ballistic! NO!. Th..."
"Listen, please...right now...everyone. There's too much rummaging in my head going on. So...YES...I did say twins.
"Yea...I know....BUT THAT WASN'T THE BET!!!
"I DOUBLED DOWN BUT THIS TIME I...WE ... WON!!! YEA... I KNOW I TOLD Mom TWINS! But...but...please...think about what She said...SHE didn't ever actually really say the word ...twins...you know how SHE is. You ALWAYS have to figure out what "She's" really talking about!
"O.K! O.K! "She" said: "Two sets. You began the game.
Round you have come to play again. In all of heaven it is known, the mischief you have sown. But there shall be TWO SETS. The four chosen shall come with you, all others shall begin anew. The house your Mother once adored; confirmation sets above the door. Count and recount your rise and fall, but, the summation of the last shall total four."
"That's what "She" said. A set is two, but...if you roll double deuces: it's four. So cool it guys. I mean it. No. It's not a threat...just a rhetorical statement. Thanks...I promised...and I always keep mine.
"Mom... sorry...the watchamacallit...the paradigm...you or really She said...there were three parts. Joachem says it has to do with something called Weltanschauung. He's trying to explain some of the stuff...and some of the stuff you just said, I understood...what you were talking about. Some of it is pretty easy. But...I promised myself we wouldn't get screwed again!
"HA!! What a joke. You know...you know, I'm probably the oldest twelve year old virgin your ever gonna meet!!! I trail off..."Never been really screwed except figuratively of course.
"I think I understand...but...really...I'm afraid... I'm not really sure. So I know...I know what I told you about you having twins. But...that means...if I'm wrong...that means that two...two...including Krystal...aren't gonna...be back with me?
"If that's the case, its not fair. They always cheat you. Sure...you take what they give you and...and...they don't even say good luck. It's worse than wham bam thank you ma'm! You know it's gonna happen...just a question of time.
"What a joke...almost every time...almost every time...except for Joachem...I'd get shined off... I'd only make it to ten.
"If its only two, I promise you, I won't stick around much longer! Besides, its...NOT FAIR! THAT WASN'T PART OF THE BET!..THE PROMISE!..If...if...I won.
"So, I guess another one of my questions is what hangs or hung above your door. The only thing you ever mentioned was some stupid ass letters."
Mom just smiles back at me, or us, damn it! Everyone is waiting and I feel like I'm going to get tossed off a cliff one more time...just for good luck. This time she answers the last question, avoiding the one about her and me.
"What hung above the old sorority house and now the new one are the golden Tri-Delt letters. I presumed that since all of you have such a close relationship you may have answered the question for yourselves. But if that is not the case..." mom really starts to break into a big grin..."the letters represent a particular letter in an alphabet.
"It is the fourth letter. Alpha, the first, is the beginning. Beta, is the second. Gamma, is the third. And Delta, it is the fourth. So, if I estimate, by both the paradigm you have just stated, and your recollection of your bet...there will be four: not two.
"Besides Chris, even a Mother like me can tell when her son goes up and down the stairs; and always counts the number of steps. Your lips move.
"Twenty-two. Twenty-two up. Twenty-two down. The sum of the last integer is: four.
"And before you take this pen in hand, you will relay what you mean by "being creative." Moreover, how pray tell is Krystal involved in this?
"After you tell us all...then I will answer your third question: the three reasons. But, before you do so, Christina will explain why you are both dressed as you are.