~L~ynn took a moment to fluff out the stiff skirts of the glistening white bridal satin party dress and fingered the flounced ruffled white lace hems. It was the frilliest white lace Rob had ever laid eyes on. And now it was in his lap! "My Mother would have had me in this dress," ~L~ynn commented. "And she would have had me in petticoats, oodles of them!" Turning to Rob, ~L~ynn asked the poor boy, as the other women looked on, "Robbie, if you had ever seen me in this frilly little dress, wearing oodles of rustling lace petticoats, would you have called me a sissy girl?" Rob was silent. The room went silent. Rob couldn't respond. What could he say. Now ~L~ynn was using the "s" word freely. Then she took the frilly dress and held it out, directly in front of her. She playfully fluffed its stiff lacy hems and shook the dress several times, "just to listen to it swish." It was obviously too small for her, but she had made her point. "You wouldn't call me a sissy for wearing this frilly little dress, would you, Honey?" She followed his eyes up and down the dainty confection, and the returned it to his lap. "No, ~L~ynn, I wouldn't call you a sissy for wearing that dress." "Thank you, Honey." she kissed the little man gently on his mouth, supremely confident that the mild cherry flavor of her pink lip gloss had met his lips momentarily. Then she fluffed out her own sheer chiffon skirts as Jennifer left to open a bottle of wine. When Dr. Haynes returned, she offered to take the two dresses being held by Angie and Rob to a guest bedroom. ~L~ynn thanked Jennifer, Rob was relieved to be rid of the dress, and Jennifer left to go down the hall once more to a guest bedroom, carrying the frilly confections. She returned with wine glasses and two bottles of red wine. The lights in the parlor were dimmed, save for where the dresses were displayed. The beautiful tall doctor shut the doors to the parlor behind her. For the next two hours, each dainty little dress was discussed by the women. Rob boycotted. He said little. So he drank wine. Every time they poured, he held out his glass. They got out of their chairs and chatted girlishly for the next two hours about the dresses. How frilly they were. How dainty. How girly. Rob tried again to take a firm stand. After a few early attempts by ~L~ynn to engage her boyfriend, she finally ignored him as the women decided which of the dresses ~L~ynn would purchase for her display windows at Cinderella. And then after they had finished, Jennifer suggested that everyone stay the night. After all, she said, they had consumed two bottles of wine, and it was a long drive back to ~L~ynn's. When Rob heard this, he wasn't exactly sure what this would mean for him until seconds later his question was answered when he heard Jennifer ask, "~L~ynn, will you and Rob be sleeping together tonight?" Before Rob could answer, ~L~ynn enthusiastically answered, "Of course!" She leaned over and gave the man a long, watery, deep kiss into his mouth. His knees tingled. "Then it's settled," Jennifer quickly responded, smiling at Rob. She took out an old key and handed it to ~L~ynn. "It's the second bedroom down on the left. Here's your key. For privacy." She smiled at both of them. ~L~ynn took the key from Jennifer, retrieved her makeup clutch, and then grabbed the small pink giftwrapped box she had brought with her from town. She wrapped her long feminine arms around her boytoy's left arm firmly, opened the door to leave the parlor, and escorted Rob from the room, whispering, "Good night, girls!"