The Schoolteacher and the Naughty Schoolgirl

[Alana]

"Mrs. Williams reached out blindly for Sierra, but Sierra kept avoiding her. She said, 'Where are you? Give me my glasses! Will you please at least close the door!' She could hear the students starting to laugh!"

[Alana]

"Sierra put on the glasses. She told me she couldn't see a thing with them on. She said, 'Wow, you really are blind without 'em, aren't you?'"

[Alana]

"Mrs. Williams kept trying to reach out and grab hold of Sierra, and Sierra just jumped out of the way and laughed. She said to Mrs. Williams, 'Missed me! Missed me! Now you gotta kiss me!'"

[Alana]

"Mrs. Williams stepped out of her little puddle of dress without even realizing it. She kept trying to grab Sierra. You can't believe how close she was to Sierra, but she still couldn't find her!"

[Alana]

"She said, 'Give me back my dress this instant, young lady! You are in a lot of trouble!' Sierra couldn't stop laughing. She said, 'You want your dress? I threw it out in the hall! Go get it!' So Mrs. Williams had to grope her way out the door in just her slip, in front of a bunch of students!"

[Alana]

"On the way out, she said, 'You are going to be suspended for this, young lady! Big trouble! Big trouble!'"

[Alana]

"Oh man, I wish we had a spy camera out in the hall for this! You should've seen her, groping around on her hands and knees, yelling at everyone to find her dress, and everyone laughing! Finally, someone said, 'Mrs. Williams, your dress is in your office! It's on the floor! Right next to your ruler!' And then Sierra was smiling triumphantly, right at the spy camera! She looked so cute!"