Tales from the Changing room door

[Jamespir]

It was nearing 7 o'clock pm in a busy restaurant and you could hear from the baby Changing Room
shouts of “Mummy I don't Want my nappy changed “  “Please mummy no Not here “
 The female voice replied we've a long journey you need your nappy dry for our journey I'm not stopping again
the next thing the diners could hear is cries of I done want to wear my Pyjamas people will laugh mummy
don't be silly peter  the female voice replied  you need your pyjamas on so your all ready for bed when we get in it will be late and I need you to be asleep
“but mummy its early  can I please stay up “ now they heard the female voice shout “No put your dummy in and let mummy dress you “

It sounded like the day to day arguments of a mother and her Naughty toddler child to the unsuspecting diners but inside the story was somewhat different

Peter wasn't your average toddler he was actually the females husband  and she had been treating him like a toddler ever since she had caught him cheating on her with his secretary at work
Jenny was already to leave and peter begged and begged for her to stay and he do anything she had gone back to her mothers and he'd be ringing up crying her mother joked he was just like a toddler needing his mummy  they both laughed the jenny said “yes that it ill treat him like the baby he is “

so they started preparing for the new arrival nappies, baby clothes , bottles ,dummies , teddies
and turned the spare bedroom into a nursery
She eventually rang Peter and called him to her house . He was shocked when the plans was laid out in front of him but somehow he couldn't not agree  he couldn't bare the shame of having to go back to his parents being divorced
So Peters new life began  jenny made him wear nappies full time and he was fed like a baby  .he'd  spend his days in routines of naps playtime and nappy changes .

Usually this was all done in the privacy of the home but sometimes he had to endure public humiliation
Back to the changing room and jenny smiled as she finished pulling up the trousers of peters Pyjamas they were of a blue colour with dinosaurs on  very childish design . Peter  stood there with his dummy in as she mocked and looked him up and down
“all you had to do is behave tonight and we could have foregone the baby treatment she told him “
he just murmured  as the dummy prevented him from talking
“but no Mr I'm too big for my Pj's decided to get mouthy because mummy ordered him the kids fish fingers instead of the steak . And throwing a tantrum   . then I find out you've soaked your nappies ”
Peter looked defeated  he wanted to reply that he couldn't help but soak his nappies when he wasn't allowed in the male toilets and she insisted on him drinking so much water but the sounds just came out as baby style whinging

If you could just stay dry for  2  weeks straight  maybe mummy could potty train you as mortifying as that sounded he was glad of anything right now 

mummy opened the door grabbed his hand to take him out  peter tried to prevent her from taking him out  “don't make me smack your bottom here she said you've embarrassed me enough   â€ś  the other diners all chuckled as this grown man was taking from the changing room  and it was fairly obvious from the bulges in his Pyjama trouser that he was in very thick nappies

she walked back to the table where her family had been celebrating her sisters children's 5th birthday

aww is baby peter already for bed  Jenny's mother cooed  .well we have quite the journey home and I'm not keeping up any later he's already cranky .Peter hated this they would often talk about him as though he was not there
she sat him on the chair while she said goodbye to the family  he was so embarrassed he couldn't decide what was more embarrassing the pj's his very bulky nappies or the dummy he had in his mouth
 
the kids returned from playing outside and asked straight away “whys uncle Pete dressed like a baby?”

jenny replied cause that how he acts  they all laughed Peter wanted to cry this was the first time he was subjected to the baby treatment in front of the whole family  jenny's mother and her sister already knew and would often turn up at the house to see the new arrival  but now jenny's dad brother and his niece and nephews now all saw him in this humiliating  situation he found him self in
jenny said its time to go little one we've got a long drive  ahead of us  their table was at the far end of the restaurant which meant they would have to walk past every table in his humiliating clothing
people laughed and mocked
eventually they got to the car jenny helped him in to the back where she strapped him in .. he always had to sit on a booster seat and jenny always insisted on him having his Pyjama trousers down whilst they drove as she needed to check how wet his nappies were .the only problem is any one that drive past could see the big baby and his thick protective undergarments
if they hadn't already spotted the rather large dummy in his mouth  . Jenny started the engine
I want you asleep  before we get home she told him  or they'll be trouble mister
we need to be up early too as your being dropped of at grandmas as I'm going out with work tomorrow he hated going to grandmas or jenny's  mum's  as she really made sure to put him through the most embarrassing things ever
he slowly drifted off to sleep