Part 3 The New Job
Jane unlocked the van and opened the door for me to get in the front passenger seat, she gave my bottom a spank as I moved to slip into the seat. “Buckle up” she said with a smile “we want to keep our baby safe”. I did a double take, had she called me a baby?
She walked around the van and slipped into the driver’s seat, I caught the briefest glimpse of her underwear as she swung her legs in and I was in no doubt that she noticed me looking. She pulled the seat belt over her breasts, the overlap of her blouse opening just sufficiently for me to get a glimpse of a white lacy bra beneath. Again she caught my peeking and smiled softly. “Naught baby” she smirked.
We set off and had driven for almost four hours on the way to our first call. Jane told me how the business had been set up to supply unique hand crafted quality babywear made by women who had commitments that did not allow them to go out to work full time. Their business enabled them to work at their own pace and do their own hours. The company supplied most of the raw materials like cloth, patterns and other sewing requirements. Some women worked in isolation, whereas other worked as a cooperative with each doing specialised piece work and passing the job through the various stages of its manufacture.
My bladder started to ache as the diuretics in my earlier sippy cup started to kick in. “Jane, I need to stop for a comfort break I said”, that drink I had in the office seems to have gone straight through me.
“You knew the rules Charlie”, explained Jane “no toilet stops”.
“But I am getting a bit desperate” I said “I am not sure I can go the whole day without paying a visit”.
“I have only one solution” said Jane as she reached into the glove box “undo the snaps and slip these over your underwear”. She handed me a large pair of baby-style plastic pants “they will fit you, we thought this might happen and I thought it sensible to be prepared”.
“Can’t you stop the van somewhere?” I pleaded “I can go in the bushes”
“Look around you baby, we are in the middle of town”, she said scornfully “just put on the pants and do as you are told”.
I put on the pants and pulled them up over my trainer pants, and then found that doing up the snaps again was quite easy while I was sitting down. “Can I ask the lady at the first house if I can use her loo?” I enquired
“No” was the firm response “these women have often had traumatic experiences at the hand of man and do not want you going into their most intimate of places and piddling all over the seat”
“I always lift the seat and I do not piddle or sprinkle on the seat ever” I retorted indignantly as my bladder sent a really urgent message to seek release. A small amount of pee escaped into the soft terry towelling only to be immediately soaked up by the thirsty cloth. Then I gasped, a car had suddenly pulled out in front of us and Jane slammed on the brakes causing the car to skid and spin into what looked like a certain broad side collision. Miraculously we avoided contact be millimetres, but my bladder already under huge pressure gave up the struggle and flooded into my trainer pants. The small trickle turned into a torrent that spread with an unfamiliar warmness that spread around my limp manhood and soaked between my legs and up behind me. I cringed with the horror of it all.
“Stay here” barked Jane as she jumped out of the van. There was an exchange of words with the careless driver of the car and she returned. “Silly ba****rd” she said “my goodness we were so lucky”, as the owner of the car stared with wide eyed amazement at the sight of me in the passenger seat dressed as an overgrown toddler.
“Well actually I was not so lucky, this is so embarrassing” I said with a faltering stutter, “but I seem to have had an accident and wet myself with the shock of it all” I admitted with guilt.
Jane looked almost triumphant and the warmth of her smile was strange. “It is so lucky that you were wearing your trainer pants and even luckier that we put some plastic pants on top” she responded “you were a good baby to do as you were told”.
“Look Jane” I shouted “why do you keep calling me a baby? I am not a baby, I am a man”.
“A man wearing a pair of toddler’s training pants and protective plastic panties that you have soaked with your wee wee?” she asked “is that what being a man amounts to for you?” she mocked.
“But that was an accident Jane” I pleaded “can I change before we get to the first pick up?”
“Okay” said Jane, but I do not have any more training pants, so we will have to use something else”. She stopped the car and said “jump into the back of the van”. I did as she bid and as she opened the doors I saw a large changing mat on the floor. “Jump on the mat and lie down” she ordered. I did as I was told.
She jumped up behind me and closed the doors. Bending down she took off my shoes and socks and undid the snaps of my romper suit and peeled down the sopping pants and plastic knickers. “Well you certainly do not seem to have held back anything baby!”
Reaching into one of the many boxes on the floor she pulled out an enormous terry towelling square. “What is that?” I asked with dismay.
“This is your nappy, baby” she said undoing two large nappy pins and holding them between her lips “lift up your bottom so I can put this under you”.
“I am NOT wearing that” I shouted trying to get up. Jane slapped me across the face and looked dark with rage.
“You have just wet your uniform and behaved like a baby, so don’t tell me that you are too big to be put in a nappy. It seems to me that a nappy is the answer to your pathetic problem. We are so far behind schedule now that I am not going to argue as I do not have the time”.
She wiped me with some baby wipes and I was too embarrassed to worry about her seeing my manhood so exposed, I did as I was told and lifted my bottom as she slipped the large nappy beneath me, pulling the front up between my legs and pinning both sides with the pins that she had held in her mouth. She peeled the wet trainers out of the plastic pants and put them in a plastic bag. “I am sorry baby, but we are going to have to use these plastic pants again, because I do not have a spare pair”. She pulled the pants up my legs and asked me to lift up again as she fitted the excess folds of the nappy into the confines of the plastic pants. She patted the front of the bulging nappy-filled plastic pants. The site of this beautiful angel looking down on me with such affection in her eyes, the warmth of the fluffy soft nappy and the patting of my front started a stirring in my loins that I could not begin to explain. “There you go, all tucked up in a nice clean nappy and ready to go. Let’s get you snapped up and get your shoes back on”. “All done, baby is nice and clean again” she said “jump down and let’s get going, not far now!”
I jumped out of the back of the van, the trainer pants had been bulky but the nappy was so big that it barely fit into the romper suit which looked positively stuffed. The thickness of the nappy was so wide between my legs that it was impossible to put my knees together and I was forced to waddle with a staggering bow-legged gait like a baby that had only recently learned to stand (let alone walk).
I got in the front seat and did up my seat belt. Jane was on her mobile phone outside speaking excitedly but in hushed tones. I could not hear all of the conversations, but snippets reached my ears. “wet his pants……accident ……. nappy……yes stage two”
Jane got in and started up the engine. “We are on our way again, do you want a drink?” she asked pulling a bottle of sports water from the side pouch of her door.
“Yes please” I replied “I seem to be parched”
“Well, I put a drink in the side of your door for you before we came out” said Jane. I reached down beside me and my hand fell on a pink sippy cup with a large care bear transfer on the front.
“Why do I always have to have a baby cup” I asked “why could I not have a proper bottle of water like yours?”
“Did you give me any money for a drink baby?” she retorted, I shook my head. “I made this for you in the office before we left, just to be kind, and you are so ungrateful that I do not know why I bothered”. I thought I saw tears in her eyes as she spoke and my heart felt heavy.
“It was a lovely thought and I will enjoy my drink – I am so sorry Jane” I said sincerely looking across at Jane. Once again, did I catch sight of a small smirk? I started to suc-k on the cup and the familiar slurping, gurgling sounds came from the cup as another huge does of diuretics cascaded down my throat into what was soon to be another case of bladder tragedy.
We arrived at the first call, Jane told me to get out and come with her, as she wanted to introduce me personally to all the workers on the route. She rang the bell and a young girl came out with a young baby clinging round her neck which was suc-king on a large dummy.
“This is Sheila” said Jane “she makes nappies and terry bibs for us and is one of our longest serving members”. A young boy slipped up beside her and clung to her skirt.
“These are my two babies” she said with obvious pride “Darren who is 18 months and little Simon here who is nearly four, aren’t you pet” she said rustling his hair with her spare hand. Simon was dressed in a vest and was wearing a nappy covered by pink plastic pants and judging by the way it hung on his hips, it was in desperate need of changing.
“Simon is a bit big to still be in nappies isn’t he?” I said without thinking
Sheila went immediately on the defensive “Since his old man beat me and the kids up and left, Simon has had a problem with his toilet training and he is getting over the trauma and will be a big boy soon, won’t you darling?” she said looking affectionately at her older sibling.
Jane quickly seeing the friction said “Charlie, how could you be so cruel, you wet yourself this morning and I have had to put you back in nappies, so that comment is hardly very fair is it?” I blushed profusely and started to squirm.
Sheila was very quick off the mark and said “you mean you really need to use your nappies like Simon and at your age too – well really” she laughed. “Come on in baby boy and help to load these nappies and bibs into the van” she ordered “I knew that the girls were going to make you a nice ducky uniform and so I have made you a very special bib to go with your ensemble. She went to the table and came back with a huge white terry towelling bib beautifully edged in pink gingham and bearing a large embroidered picture of a teddy wearing a nappy in the corner. That was not the worst part of this new accessory, because in big pink letter across the front it said “BABY CHARLIE”.
Jane was very enthusiastic “put it on, put in on Charlie, oh it is wonderful thank you Sheila”. I looked thunderstruck and shook my head vehemently. “Look Charlie, you have been mean to Sheila about Simon and now you are turning down her kindness. Give it to me”. She took the bib and tied it firmly round my neck, pulling the ribbons tight. “Say thank you to Sheila” she ordered
“Thank you Sheila” I said humbly
“No Charlie, you have to call all of the workers Auntie, because that will make you less threatening”, Jane said.
I was losing the plot with all this and decided that as I was never going to work on this job again that I would go along with the game for today. “Thank you Auntie Sheila” I said in my sweetest voice. Darren suc-ked on his dummy looking at me bemused, Simon tugged at his mother’s skirt and she reached into a pocket and inserted a dummy into his mouth as well. The two of them looked at me in awe.
I picked up the boxes and started to fill up the back of the van with the new stock, my new bib flapping in front of me. I completed the loading and Sheila came to the door to say goodbye “I will make you some more things for next time” she said “I will make you a nice set of nappies with your name on them – would you like that?” she said mockingly.
End of part 3