Chapter 21. Deep Waters.
It was strictly forbidden to enter the classrooms during lunchtime, but Philip was in a panic, and he knew there was no alternative if he were to avoid serious consequences. Miss Waters was sitting at her desk marking books, but he didnât have time to stop and ask permission. He ran straight in, ignoring her completely, grabbed his bag, and ran out again.
âPhilip?â she called after him, angrily. âPhilip!â
But he was already nearly at the toilets. He rushed in. The girls were waiting for him, holding open a stall door. He ran in, slammed and bolted the door, kicked off his shoes, and undid his skirt. He stepped out of it, and looked around for a hook, but there was none, so he called to the girls, âCan you look after my winter skirt for a mo?â - and passed it to them over the door.
âThree minutes!â said Sadie, from outside.
âOkay, okay! Iâm changing!â
He slipped out of his tights and panties, and pulled the underpanties out of his bag. Yellow, Just as well heâd put on yellow panties this morning. A quick squirt of lube, and he slid them on, arranging himself comfortably against his tummy. He slipped back into his panties, pulled on his white socks, which he had never worn, stepped back into his shoes, and found the skirt. He unfolded it and held it open. It seemed so scanty compared to the other one. He stepped in and pulled it up.
âTwo minutes!â
He zipped it up and was in the process of fastening the button when he realised something was wrong. Terribly wrong. The summer skirt was short, yes - mid-thigh, as he remembered. But this! It barely hid his panties, even when he stood quite straight! It was short even for a miniskirt! What had happened? It must have shrunk! But, no, it hadnât even been worn, let alone washed. The poor, naĂŻve boy. It never entered his innocent head that his aunt, who had been so nice to him in recent days, could have had anything to do with it!
âOne minute, Philip!â
âWait! Somethingâs not right. Please. This isnât my skirt. I donât know whyâŚâ he wailed.
âOpen the door, quickly,â said Rebecca. âWeâve got to go now or weâll be in trouble. You know what Miss Waters is like for punctuality.â
âNo. I canât. Iâm not going to class wearing this. Give me my other skirt back!â
âSorry, Philip, weâve got to go. See you in class!â
âNo! Come back! Girls?â
But they were gone.
Miss Waters was not happy. Rebecca and Valerie had rushed in just after the bell, and now Philip was missing.
âWhere is that boy?â she demanded, angrily. âHeâs missing registration. I assume you were with him, were you not?â
âYes, miss,â panted Rebecca. âHe wanted to change into his summer skirt. We left him in the toilets. I think heâll be along shortly.â
âOh, he will, will he? How nice of him! He was already in trouble for entering the classroom at lunchtime. Denise?â Denise was the form prefect. âDenise. I want you to go and find him and bring him here at once. No excuses.â
âYes, miss.â
When Denise arrived at the toilets, there was one door that wasnât open. She walked over.
âPhilip? Are you in there? Itâs Denise.â
âYes. Listen. I need my winter skirt. One of the girls ran off with it. Rebecca or Sadie or Valerie or Freida. Can you get it back for me? Itâs really important.â
âOf course I canât! Arenât you wearing a skirt, then?â
âI am, yes. ButâŚ.â
âBut what?â
âItâs too small for me.â
âDonât be silly! Miss Waters going to go berserk if I donât bring you back with me. You're probably in for it anyway. Now come out and letâs go!â
There was a few moments silence, and then Denise heard the bolt being slowly drawn back. She pushed the door open.
âNow whatâs the probâŚ. Oh, my god! I see what you mean! ThatâsâŚthatâsâŚquite a cute little skirt, Philip.â She stifled a laugh. âCome on. You look fine. Here.â
He had picked up his bag, and now Denise took his other hand and drew him from the stall. He followed reluctantly, blushing to the roots of his wig, as she led him along the corridor to the classroom. All faces were turned to him as they passed by the corridor windows, but as yet only Rebecca and Valerie knew what to expect. Denise opened the door, and ushered him inside. There was a universal gasp. Miss Waters, however, showed no surprise.
âCome here, Philip!â Then, to the class, âBe quiet, girls!â She regarded him severely. He stood by the side of her desk, holding onto the hem of his skirt with his left hand in a vain attempt to pull it lower. Denise, having completed her mission, resumed her seat. Rebecca and Valerie were convulsed with silent laughter, Nikki wore a satisfied smirk, while the rest of the class looked on wide-eyed, hardly believing what they were seeing, mouths variously agape or covered with hands.
âThatâs the shortest skirt Iâve ever seen in Caroline Norton,â Mandy White, the class fashionista, whispered to her neighbour. âQuite cute on him, though.â
âNow, Philip Timothy, I want an explanation of why you burst into my classroom during lunch, which as you know, or should know, is strictly prohibitedâŚ.â
âBut, miss, I had to get my bag urgently. I neededâŚâ
âI havenât finished, Philip! Please be quiet until I say you can speak!â
âSorry, missâŚâ
âThank you. As I was saying, why you burst into my classroom, why you then chose to ignore me, and why, after all that, you had the temerity to miss registration?â
âIâŚIâŚâ
âWell?â
Philip couldnât think of a credible excuse. Clearly he couldnât involve the Gang of Four in any way, or he would be the one to come off worst. Maybe get expelled! So he just stood there, cheeks burning, hanging his head, holding onto his little skirt, and longing to escape the gleeful gazes of his classmates.
âI see. Youâve got nothing to say for yourself? Right. Well you can stand in the corner for the rest of the lesson, hands on head. And you can come with me to see Miss Tancred after school. Go on. Face the wall, please. Thatâs right. Clasp those hands on your head. And stay like that, please.â
As Philip raised his hands to his head, so the hem of the skirt also rose a couple of inches, offering his classmates a glimpse of his little yellow satin panties. He guessed the reason for the ripple of suppressed giggles which followed.
âSettle down, girls. Perhaps at last we can get on now.â
The lesson proceeded without further incident. Philip fidgeted in his corner, his thighs pressed tightly together with embarrassment. It was such a relief when he was allowed to take his seat for the new literature period. He ignored the sniggering coming from behind him. Valerie passed him a note when Miss Waters wasnât looking. âIf you say anything about us you know what will happen,â it read. He turned round. âWhereâs my long skirt?â he mouthed.
âPhilip? Talking in class, now? Whatâs come over you today?â
âSorry, miss. I, er, I dropped my pen, thatâs all.â
âSince you donât seem to be able to behave without supervision, you can come out here again and read todayâs poem out loud to the class. Come on. Youâre the poetry expert, arenât you? It should be a pleasure for you.â
There was a buzz of excitement. The girls were going to be able to stare at him all over again. Poor Philip got up slowly, and made his way to the front.
âHere. Stand on this, so the girls at the back can hear you.â
She took her chair from behind her desk and placed it in front. The girls in the front row seemed especially excited at this development. Philip gave up further attempts at concealment. He climbed up onto the chair, giving half the class an uninterrupted view of his panties, and took the book Miss Waters offered. Coleridgeâs Poetical Works. The poem she had marked? âChristabelâ. A nice little touch of irony, she thought to herself. She even allowed herself the faintest smile as he began to read. âChristabelâ is not a short poem, and in his confusion Philip kept making mistakes and having to go back. So the girls were treated to a protracted period of entertainment. And when one of them ventured to take a picture, and Miss Waters appeared not to notice, the rest took courage and followed suit.
When Philip was finally able to climb down, Miss Waters addressed him.
âWell, Philip, Iâm sure youâll be the first to admit that wasnât your best performance.â
âNo, miss.â
âSo next week Iâll allow you to make up for it. Whoâs your favourite poet?â
âI donât know, miss. Maybe Keats?â
âAh. Keats. Yes. All right. You will learn the âOde to Autumnâ off by heart for next Monday.â
âYes, miss.
âGood. Now go back to your seat, please. And no more talking.â
âYes miss.â