Chapter 22. “The Lovely Lady, Christabel…”
At the end of school Philip remained in his seat as his classmates filed out. There was a hubbub of excited chatter, and many of the girls waved goodbye or blew him kisses. One or two came up to him and commended him for his courage. Many of them would have loved to wear miniskirts, but feared repercussions. Now if he could get away with it... Miss Waters, sitting at her desk, occupied herself with her work until they had all gone. Then she stood up and looked at her watch.
“Philip? We have an appointment with Miss Tancred in five minutes. Please follow me.”
She led the way to the head’s study and knocked. They were admitted at once. Miss Waters sat down to one side. Philip remained standing, in front of her desk. Miss Tancred leant back in her chair, and regarded him with an enigmatic smile on her face.
“So, Philip. Until today you had been a model student. And then suddenly you start breaking school rules, and are rude to your form teacher. Do you have an explanation?”
“I’m sorry I was rude, miss. I really didn’t mean to be. I had to change my skirt, and I was afraid I was going to be late for registration.”
“Which you were,” interjected Miss Waters.
“But you did change your skirt, I see,” said Miss Tancred, glancing at it.
“Yes, miss. I’m sorry. I know it must be against school rules. I’ll find my long skirt as soon as I can.”
“Oh, you’ve lost it, have you?”
“At the moment, yes, miss.”
“Is this it?” She produced his skirt, neatly folded, from her desk drawer.
“Yes, miss. I think so, miss.”
“It was found in the cloakroom this afternoon.
“Thank you, miss.”
“You’ve nothing to thank me for. Since you appear unable to look after your own clothes, I’ll retain it here for safe keeping. As to the school rules, I can tell you there are no rules about skirt length here. We’re not one of those conservative establishments for the mass production of nice conservative young ladies. So you’ll be pleased to hear that you can keep that one on - the one you seem to prefer - for the rest of the year.”
“But…”
“No, Philip, I insist. It suits you, and I have a feeling it might help to remind you of your place here, that you are nothing special, merely another student.”
“I don’t think I’m special at all, miss.”
“I’m pleased to hear it. But I’m afraid I’m going to have to report your behaviour to your aunt. I’m sure she won’t be very pleased to know her nephew has been behaving like a nine-year-old.”
“Please don’t, miss. I don’t want to be punished twice for what I did.”
“Please don’t presume to question my judgement, Philip. Being made to wear such a pretty skirt is hardly a punishment, anyway. No, as to the punishment… Miss Waters, you were the prime sufferer. Can you suggest anything appropriate?”
Miss Waters tipped her head to one side and looked at Philip slyly.
“Well, I did have one idea,” she said. What about if he were to spend some time each week acting as a model for the lower school Art and Media Society? They can never find suitable subjects, you know. They meet after school every Thursday.”
“That’s an excellent idea, Miss Waters. I believe Miss Lambert fosters a very liberal approach to her subject. Arrange it, would you?”
“Of course.”
“Philip? You may go. And don’t let me have to discipline you again.”
“No, miss.”
Philip returned to his classroom, gathered up his things, and headed for the gate. He knew his tiny skirt was going to attract attention, and he was not looking forward to the walk home. So it was with mixed feelings that he saw Olivia, the prefect, hanging about there.
“Can I walk with you, Philip? I heard what happened.”
He would have liked to say no, but he knew her presence would distract attention from him, and give him confidence. So he replied, “If you want, I guess.”
“Do you want?”
“I know you’re one of them. Those horrible little pranksters.”
“Well, it’s true I do know them. But I did warn you to do what they said. If you’d taken my advice, perhaps things wouldn’t have turned out so badly.”
“Oh, it’s not that bad.”
“What did Miss Tancred say?”
“I have to keep wearing this skirt, and I have to model for the stupid Art and Media Society.”
“Really? Clever Christabel! Trust her to come up with something like that.”
“Actually, it was Miss Waters’ idea.”
“Yeah, right.”
“Anyway, do you know anything about that? What will I have to do?”
“Oh, nothing much. Miss Lambert believes in “free expression”. So it will be up the girls to decide what you’re required to do.”
“Great! That’s all I need. At the mercy of another bunch of….”
“Well, I’m sure they’re not that bad. Don’t pre-judge them. You’re too pessimistic about everything. Look on the bright side for once. You’re now the centre of gossip in the school, everyone knows who you are, and in fact I would say you’ve become incredibly popular. Make the most of it!”
“All I want is to get on with my studies!”
“Well, it needn’t stop you doing that. Look at the rest as a bonus.”
“Some bonus! But no, it won’t stop me. I’ll show them.”
“That’s the spirit. Well, I’ll have to leave you here. See you tomorrow, then.”
He was home late, and Tina was earlier than usual. As he approached the front door, Tina’s car was coming up the drive. She wound down her window and gave him a piercing wolf whistle. He was not amused.
“It’s not funny!”
“No, of course not. Sorry darling.” But she didn’t look sorry. She jumped out and ran to open the door.
“How was your day, then?”
“I can’t tell you.”
“What do you mean you can’t tell me? Tell me…”
She was insistent. She made him sit down in the lounge, and brought him a beer.
“Now tell me all about it.”
He related the story of the incident in the cloakroom.
“So they’ve got incriminating photos? How incriminating?”
“Along with Freida’s fake distress, enough to get me kicked out. As bad as that.”
“Oh, Philip, that’s terrible! You’re completely stuffed, then.”
“Yes. So now I don’t have any choice but to do what they tell me. God knows what their evil little imaginations will come up with next.”
“How awful. They’ve really got you by the short and curlies, haven’t they? They’re so naughty, that bunch.”
“Naughty? They’re sadistic little bitches!”
Even better, thought Tina, trying to keep a straight face.
“They are, Tina. What am I going to do?” He looked as though he might burst into tears. His sad little face seemed to be appealing to Tina for sympathy. Instead he found her covering her mouth and spluttering with laughter.
“What are you laughing at? Don’t you understand?”
“I’m sorry. Of course. I was thinking of something else entirely.”
He frowned at her. “And Miss Tancred has ordered me to keep wearing this skirt. And I have to model for the stupid Art and Media Society!”
Tina’s eyes widened. “What? You don’t!”
“Yes, I do! Whatever that involves.”
“Oh, don’t worry. You’ll probably quite enjoy that. The girls who join that Society are usually the more intellectually inclined ones. You know, the studious types. Cultured.”
“Are you sure?”
“Well, they used to be, anyway,” said Tina, seriously, remembering with delight just how wild that Society used to be when she was at Caroline Norton.
“Well, I hope you’re right. For most of the girls I’ve met, the nearest they get to culture is buying a new shade of lipstick, or posting some fatuous comment about some useless band on Facebook.”
“Well now they can post a few fatuous comments about you, can’t they?”
“That’s what I’m afraid of…”
“Well don’t let your imagination run away with you, Philip. It probably won’t be as bad as you expect. Anyway, it’s time for your meds. I’ll go get them.”
Upstairs, Tina closed her bedroom door, lay on the bed, stuffed the corner of her pillow into her mouth, and let out her feelings. It was fully five minutes before she recovered. Wiping the tears from her eyes, she went to get Philip’s tablets. Oh, you poor darling, she thought. And we’re only just getting started. She headed back downstairs, rattling the pills in their boxes from sheer exuberance...