Chapter 333.
There was a female attendant by the door, a young woman in a crisp white blouse and smart black skirt. She was well-disciplined, and the only reaction she showed was a slight widening of the eyes, which Tim registered and took for surprised admiration.
âSirâŠâ
She opened the door with a slight inclination of the head, which he took for respect, but which in fact served to hide an irrepressible grin. He was feeling pleased with himself. In full uniform, gloves and all, even those who had already seen him would pay attention. He strode boldly into the crowded room, head erect, wearing a faintly superior smile.
This side of the ballroom was occupied mainly by guests who hadnât been invited to the ceremony. He passed casually between the tables, looking around as if searching for someone. The buzz of conversation faded as he passed, replaced by a stunned silence, broken only by gasps, and a little cry of surprise from a woman somewhere behind him. Ahead of him two women on adjacent tables had been chatting. But when they saw him they stopped and stared, open-mouthed. He gave one a friendly, condescending smile, and was about to pass on when she spoke.
âAre youâŠthe pageboy?â
He stopped. âI am, yes.â
âOhâŠgoshâŠâ She fought back the urge to burst out laughing. âWeâŠweâve heard so muchâŠabout you⊠Now I see why.â She blinked, and stared at his shorts. âWhat anâŠincredible â I mean, absolutely amazing, outfit⊠Weâve never actually seen a real pageboy in a real pageboy outfit. Have we, Eileen?â she added, addressing the woman across the aisle.
âNo, never⊠Whatâs your name, young man?â
âIâm Tim.â
âYou lookâŠwell, so smart. Deborah told us to check you out⊠I mean, to make sure we said hello⊠Can I ask⊠Your shorts⊠Is that vinyl?â
They were clearly impressed. And so were their neighbours, to judge by the clicking of camera shutters from the nearby tables.
âLatex, actually,â he said, proudly. She looked closer, so he added, âin fact, itâs the highest grade of natural latex you can get. And the colours are very special.â
âThey areâŠ?â
âThese colours will be trending next year. The fashion house assures me next year will be dominated by purple and pink in combination.â
âGoodness! Doris, make a note of that. Thank you, Tim. Weâll beat that in mind when weâre shopping for our new wardrobes.â
âNo problem.â
âCould weâŠ? I mean, would you mind if we took a couple of snaps? Perhaps a selfie?â
âPlease, ladies. It would be my pleasure.â
He could never have spoken like that before ESDSâŠor before Shirley. He remembered how he had flunked Nicolaâs first elocution class. But now⊠Not only was his outfit super cool, but he sounded classy and educated. He no longer stammered, or felt lost for words. He felt confident. Everyone was so pleasant and friendly, especially the more knowledgeable, mature women. Soon others were gathering round, complimenting him on his uniform.
âTim, darling⊠â one asked politely, extending a hand towards his shorts, âwould you mind if I⊠Theyâre so well-tailoredâŠâ
âNot at allâŠâ
She ran her fingertips down his flank.
âLaura. Feel that seam. Smooth as silk! And the frills! How on earth did they make them so perfectly regular? Who did you say it was?â
âFantastex. You may have heard of themâŠâ
âYes, really amazing workmanship,â added her friend, Laura, teasingly tracing the front seam downwards from his belt buckle with a bejewelled fingernail, stopping short and bestowing the sweetest smile on him when she felt him tense with alarm. Soon ladies were queueing up to take photos, to chat and compliment him. Some were terribly discreet, other less so.
âNow I know what all the fuss was about!â commented one lady in a flowery dress, bending forward to admire his shorts. âWhat super little hot pants!â
Tim jibbed slightly at her calling them that.
âWell, theyâre actuallyâŠâ (âActuallyâ was becoming one of his favourite âclassyâ words.) ââŠtheyâre actually proper pageboy shorts. You can ask my outfitters, if you donât believe me. Theyâre not far from hereâŠâ
âOh, really?⊠Yes, I must go ask your outfitters, mustnât I?â
The slight sarcasm was largely wasted on Timâs swollen ego.
âWell Cynthia assures me that, to the best of her knowledge, this style of shorts is not available anywhere else in the country â and in latex, probably anywhere else in the world!â
He could have added âso there!â â but he just managed to stop himself.
Flowery dress decided to play along.
âReally? I believe you. Iâve never seen anything quite like them. Have you, Tracey?â
âI donât think I have. Tim, darling⊠Please tell us. Where is Fantastex based? I would love to get something as unique as that for my daughter. I assume they do ladiesâ clothing as well?â
This was all very gratifying. âOf course. Iâd be delighted. Actually my aunt â see that lady over in the corner in the blue dress â sheâs looking at us now â she can give you their business card.â
âOh, perfect. Thank you.â
âNow if youâll excuse me⊠I think these ladies are nextâŠâ